ladies. this is an intervention. some of the delusional daters on this site are worse than any high school girl i have ever met. I mean hellooooo, WE ARE BETCHES. Betches DONT chase boys, they don't obsess over if a guy likes them or not, and they definitely don't get heartbroken by a small case of unrequited love. Why do you think that is?
The answer is because, when you're a betch, you play the game with your head and not with your heart. From here on out just start assuming that all a guy wants to do is get in your pants. AND DONT MAKE IT EASY FOR HIM. why would he buy the cow if he gets the milk for free? keep the air of mystery for as long as you can because once that is gone things start to go downhill fast.
let me tell you something. i believe in soulmates, aka a person with whom you can totally be yourself, you loves you despite your flaws and is willing to work together with you to build a life and work through the bull shit. HOWEVER that doesn't mean that there is only ONE person out there for everyone. even if you think the guy you like/are talking to/are dating is that person, you have to come to the realization that even if it doesn't work out the way you hope, even if your heart gets broken worse than it ever has, life goes on, you'll get over it, and eventually find someone better. so, when you're obsessing over why some frat bro hasn't texted you back or hooked up with your frenemy, think to yourself: why should i even care?
now im not saying that this is the end-all be-all for relationships. I myself am in a very healthy committed and loving relationship of 2+ years. but i didn't get to that point by throwing my vag at my now-boyfriend at the first opportunity or obsess over our non-relationship for the first few months we were talking.
moral of the story: the slower you take it with a guy, the more longevity you're giving yourself in the future. let's stop fucking acting like guys are some kind of gold plated prize- WE'RE the prize ladies, you don't just get given a prize, you have to earn it.
And on that note, does anyone want to give some good advice on how to get guys to stop chasing you who you’re not into / how to let guys down nicely so you don’t lose the friendship or are seen as a bitch? I’d be grateful!! This has been an issue lately and in most cases it’s people who I have to see a few times a week. **I wanted to make my own post to get some feedback on this but I guess you have to make like a screen name thing to do that?? So I thought maybe I’d just piggy back off of this one!
Posted on — ReplyTruth is betch- your a betch, so stop acting like you care about looking like a good person. My best advice to you, as BSCB myself, is to get your #7 Token Crazy Friend to drunk tell him. While your insane amiga is snorting mad lines off a toilet seat, betch to her (like your betching to me now) about how you hate this psychopath and wish he would LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE. As she stumbles out of the bathroom, neon thong at high tide, she will inevitable start shouting this information, which will soon be heard by all. When it gets to the oblivious guy, he will look heartbroken, but fear not, he isn’t heartbroken, he’s dick broken. He will inevitably confront you and ask things like “Is that true?” and “I thought we were getting really close.” Say yes to both of these suppliant superficialities and hang up your phone. DO NOT SPEAK TO HIM AGAIN UNTIL YOU SEE HIM IN PERSON. The proceed to act as though nothing ever happened, EVER. He will be ecstatic that you still are sortof his friend (if he’s the nice Michael Buble type) and maybe he will ask what the fuck is wrong with you (if he’s not). Either way, just roll with it, just roll your eyes I mean. And let the awkwardness wash away overtime. If your a true betch, which I’m doubting…then your a hot betch. Hot betches don’t have a hard time keeping friends because everyone needs their looks to help feel socially adjusted, (basically you balance out their uglyhot). AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT EVER CONTACT HIM AGAIN, UNLESS IT IS IN PERSON. If he asks why you never talk anymore, say, “I’m not really into phones anymore,” or the betch alternative, tell him you got a new international number, and give him the number of your Chinese roomate frenemy, who is more of a virgin than Mary herself. This is an especially viable option if you typically begin your sexts to this ‘guy’ with sextydirtytalk.
Best wishes Mei-li.
Hope it all works out for you.
AHAHAH right. xx
Posted on — ReplyIt would be sooooo cool if the Head Pro happened to be reading this and wanted to weigh in!! (And btw Head Pro if you are reading this you should totally change your picture back to that adorable one of Sean Connery!!!)
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Posted on — ReplyBetties don’t cry unless it’s to our dads for credit related dilems, or like because someone told us try to sears for a size seven, not over bros!
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