27 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. #hashtag says:

    “just dont fucking respond” - yes, duh, poor sarah is an “older betch” and still doesn’t know this… I’ll refrain from commenting on that…

    anyways what if it’s someone you have to see everyday?  do the same rules still apply?

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  2. Your Name says:

    Penn State and UPenn are two totally different universities, pro. Shouldn’t you know that?

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    • Your Name says:

      UPenn is often referred to simply as Penn. Let’s be real, who give a fuck about Penn state? Shouldn’t YOU know that?

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    • fucking duh says:

      he said people get confused between the two, if you had basic comprehension skills you would understand.

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  3. betchdontkillmyvibe says:

    #hashtag, if it’s someone you see everyday I think that’s different. I feel like in that case you should take head pro’s advice about being very blunt/up-front/honest. Of course, it will be awkward for a while, but if you just ignore them eventually they’re going to bring it up to your face, possibly in front of other people. So I would say just deal with it quickly and then try to move on.

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    • betch in same sitch says:

      I had the same question as #hashtag. We share a lot of friends in common and I see him often. I definitely agree blunt honesty is best, but…
      The whole crew is going to a show this week, including him. He prob won’t ask me out before then, because he’ll def treat the show as a date and make moves there. What do I do then? Wait till he starts hitting on me, or preemptively pull him aside and make it clear before he embarrasses himself in front of everyone?

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  4. <3 says:

    it makes me happy that you responded on 4:20 pm. you go stoner batch, keep up the good work

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  5. Your Name says:

    talk shit on upenn yet you don’t know the difference between penn state and upenn

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  6. DUMB says:

    Your name—read the article more carefully… clearly says a school where you are constantly confused by those things… obvi knew they are two different schools.

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  7. Seriously? says:

    “Tell me, what’s it like to go to a school where you’re constantly confused with whatever a Nittany Lion is and/or Jerry Sandusky?”

    He knows the difference. You just cant read.

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  8. Your Name says:

    He doesnt know the difference he thinks the students at upenn are confused about a nittany lion and or jerry sandusky when its the students at penn state he should be talking about

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    • You Oughta Know says:

      Your command of the English language suggests you neither attended nor could have attended UPenn. Perhaps dictionary.com can assist your efforts to understand the differences between “confused by” and “confused with”.

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    • stop posting unintelligent drivel says:

      I’m sorry….. are you retarded? It’s blatantly clear that he knows the difference between the two schools. The real problem at hand here is that you have about the same reading comprehension level as my baby toe.

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  9. Lindsay says:

    Why are the girls that write on this so VAPID?!?  Get over yourself.  I can’t believe 3 boys would even be interested in someone who talks about themselves like this.  Get off your high horse you self absorbed idiot.

    “I went to #UniversityofPennsylvania so I’m guessing some of you betches know me. And Head Pro, you seem pretty down to earth and normal, and I’m sitting here at work with a mild dilemma, obviously mild because I don’t really give a shit about much besides myself”

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    • Girl who wrote this post says:

      Being self-absorbed is one of the mantras of the site.  As much as I can personally relate to being a betch, not even the betch of the year Ri-ri is fully all the things that make a betch a betch. I was taking on a caricature for the purposes of being somewhat funny and actually getting published- and guess what? it worked and I got some good advice. Chill out and have some fun- it’s a fucking blog and it’s called betcheslovesthis. Obviously I’m going to be betchy- you don’t know me, bitch.

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  10. Your Name says:

    who the fuck would get penn and penn state confused?

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  11. BSCB says:

    I find “I know what you did asshole, lose my number” to be a really fun break-up line, particularly when they didn’t do anything.

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  12. Major Betch says:

    Ummm, first off: who CARES about Penn/Penn State? Let alone the difference between the two?
    Second: Why did no one comment on the fact that she saved this guy in her phone as ‘Boy’? Or is that just the way home-built iPhone clones save numbers? Or does she seriously only have one guy’s number in her phone?

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    • For the love of GOD says:

      Is this serious?? Probably because a. people don’t care or b. oooooh I don’t know…. maybe a little thing called anonymity…...? Or is that like some kind of foreign concept

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  13. Your Name says:

    he clearly does not know the difference which is pathetic

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    • ^ says:

      At this point, Your Name is clearly trolling. I refuse to believe someone is so idiotic.

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  14. Alexandra says:

    Most useful Sexts/Subtexts yet….this has happened to me so many times yet I still never know if I should just ignore him or be blunt or be super nice about it or what.  Thanks Pro!

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  15. calibetch says:

    hahaha yesss. i love the dumb and dumber reference…. pure gold.

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  16. thanks says:

    That’s a really well-worded rejection. Thanks pro!

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