This is your best work yet.
Hahahah. Everyone knows Marine’s are psycho. Bitches be cray for fuckin’ with them.
this is fantastic!
love this format
is it wrong to say i don’t feel as though betches date marines?
ummmm no…. not when you factor in their yearly salaries
hahahah such a good point!!
Like the new format, guess I just wish someone emailed you with a legitimate problem. Your talents are being wasted on dumb bitches, Head Pro.
sorry this was really boring… betches, why’d you waste your time? you’re better than that!
omg this is too fucking long and boring
Running commentary? What is this Monday night
I’ve been reading your column fairly consistently, and I have to say that I pretty much systematically disagree with all of your advice.
I’m Good at Head Too
Dear Unimpressed Bitch,
While I adore Head Pro, I have to say that this might be the funniest comment I’ve seen on this site.
Thanks for that.
Boring? A chick with fucked up teeth got (not) punched in the face! Head Pro admitted to forcing chicks into telling him his cock was big at gunpoint. I laughed, I cried.
It really cracks me up how many girls can simultaneously, within one email; bitch about a guy, ask what his deal is and then say they don’t like/want him. “Like why does he exist?” GREATNESS!
Not a fan of the new format. It’s too disjointed. Also, I agree—-betches DO NOT date Marines. The girl sounds like trash, and the Marine has terrible grammar (hi, uneducated). Gross.
“I wish you were more of a slut” .....why on earth would you ever text a person back after they said that to you??... that’s game over. gross
Not a fan of the new format..
What is wrong with these girls…...stop fucking talking to these crazy boys. It’s quite simple actually, just don’t respond to these childish text messages. This dude cheated on you, idiot, but you still continue to talk to him…....
I appreciated the running-commentary format. It was conducive to my judging along with Head Pro. This girl doesn’t seem very together.
“I wish you were more of a slut and outgoing” is like saying “I wish you did anal and knew Photoshop.” Like those are kind of unrelated thoughts? Maybe it’s just me…