Boring? A chick with fucked up teeth got (not) punched in the face! Head Pro admitted to forcing chicks into telling him his cock was big at gunpoint. I laughed, I cried.
It really cracks me up how many girls can simultaneously, within one email; bitch about a guy, ask what his deal is and then say they don’t like/want him. “Like why does he exist?” GREATNESS!
Not a fan of the new format. It’s too disjointed. Also, I agree—-betches DO NOT date Marines. The girl sounds like trash, and the Marine has terrible grammar (hi, uneducated). Gross.
What is wrong with these girls…...stop fucking talking to these crazy boys. It’s quite simple actually, just don’t respond to these childish text messages. This dude cheated on you, idiot, but you still continue to talk to him…....
“I wish you were more of a slut and outgoing” is like saying “I wish you did anal and knew Photoshop.” Like those are kind of unrelated thoughts? Maybe it’s just me…
This is your best work yet.
Posted on — ReplyHahahah. Everyone knows Marine’s are psycho. Bitches be cray for fuckin’ with them.
Posted on — Replytotes true.
Posted on — Replythis is fantastic!
Posted on — Replylove this format
Posted on — Replyis it wrong to say i don’t feel as though betches date marines?
Posted on — Replyummmm no…. not when you factor in their yearly salaries
Posted on — Replyhahahah such a good point!!
Posted on — ReplyLike the new format, guess I just wish someone emailed you with a legitimate problem. Your talents are being wasted on dumb bitches, Head Pro.
Posted on — Replysorry this was really boring… betches, why’d you waste your time? you’re better than that!
Posted on — Replyomg this is too fucking long and boring
Posted on — ReplyRunning commentary? What is this Monday night
Posted on — ReplyFootball???
I’ve been reading your column fairly consistently, and I have to say that I pretty much systematically disagree with all of your advice.
Kisses,
I’m Good at Head Too
Posted on — ReplyDear Unimpressed Bitch,
Posted on — ReplyWhile I adore Head Pro, I have to say that this might be the funniest comment I’ve seen on this site.
Thanks for that.
Boring? A chick with fucked up teeth got (not) punched in the face! Head Pro admitted to forcing chicks into telling him his cock was big at gunpoint. I laughed, I cried.
Posted on — ReplyIt really cracks me up how many girls can simultaneously, within one email; bitch about a guy, ask what his deal is and then say they don’t like/want him. “Like why does he exist?” GREATNESS!
Posted on — ReplyNot a fan of the new format. It’s too disjointed. Also, I agree—-betches DO NOT date Marines. The girl sounds like trash, and the Marine has terrible grammar (hi, uneducated). Gross.
Posted on — Reply“I wish you were more of a slut” .....why on earth would you ever text a person back after they said that to you??... that’s game over. gross
Posted on — ReplyNot a fan of the new format..
Posted on — ReplyWhat is wrong with these girls…...stop fucking talking to these crazy boys. It’s quite simple actually, just don’t respond to these childish text messages. This dude cheated on you, idiot, but you still continue to talk to him…....
Posted on — ReplyI appreciated the running-commentary format. It was conducive to my judging along with Head Pro. This girl doesn’t seem very together.
Posted on — Reply“I wish you were more of a slut and outgoing” is like saying “I wish you did anal and knew Photoshop.” Like those are kind of unrelated thoughts? Maybe it’s just me…
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