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Lately I've been getting super blackout. Even my roomie moved out on me. How far is too far? I'm a classy betch but sometimes I get a little sloppy when I get blacked out every night. I can't help it that the noodles are cooked. Like why was my cranberry thong in the middle of the hallway? I have a severe case of jungle fever but once you go black you never go back right? Please help a fellow betch out and tell me how I can still blackout but not be sloppy. Xoxo Blackout Betch

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  1. Kate says:

    Anybody who calls themselves “classy” most certainly is not classy. Nice try, though.

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    • Your Name says:

      Not true. If someone is sitting there going on about how classy they are, then yeah, sure, they’re TTH and are probably trying to make themselves believe it too. However, obviously this girl doesn’t know any of us who she’s asking for help so she’s explaining who she is, saying that she’s not always a sloppy betch. We’ve all been there before… blackout drunk, I mean, and it certainly doesn’t take away from our class.
      If you don’t understand what she’s saying and haven’t been there yourself… I’m thinking you might not be betch material. Maybe just a bitch.

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      • Kate says:

        You’re right. Her racist remarks about having “jungle fever” and the tidbit about leaving her thong in a hallway definitely make her ‘classy.’

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        • Your Name says:

          Get over it, jungle fever isn’t demeaning to black people - it’s a term used to describe when someone who’s not of african american descent is mostly attracted to people who are… which isn’t even the context she’s using it in. Obviously she’s referring to being BLACKout drunk, and that was funny. As for the thong thing, if you’ve never misplaced clothes or anything else for that matter when you come home shitfaced, then you sound like a dud and not very much fun to be around. I guess that’s why you’re home making stupid comments on people’s posts instead of being out with friends, right??? LOL. Well I’m done, but enjoy sitting there in your stupidity.

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        • bexxx says:

          “jungle fever” is a pretty patent reference to her love of getting BLACKout drunk. obviously she’s not proud of leaving her underwear in the hallway, give this betch a break

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  2. Emilayday says:

    Stop drinking, or at least stop taking shots.  Sip on Vodka sodas and mix more soda than vodka so you can pace yourself.

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  3. Dimes says:

    Fucking up every once in a while is OK and makes for hilarious stories. But if you’re a hot mess every time you touch a bottle, you’re doing something wrong. Reduce your alcohol intake until you figure out what your limits are because clearly you’re trying too hard to be OMG soOo wasted. Amateurs.

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  4. question says:

    Were you blackout-ed when you wrote this?

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  5. Queenpin says:

    Try doing some coke when you feel yourself going out of it. Another big help to retain some of the memory loss is to load up on B Vitamins regularly through diet or supplements (and they assist in weight loss). Don’t be sloppy too often. You very quickly stop being a betch and just become annoyingly stupid.

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    • bexxx says:

      for sure coke does the job, but a couple lines of addy/ritalin work wonders 2 & last longer

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    • i disagree... says:

      i have only blacked out a few times because i (try to) know my limits, BUT when i have done coke and continued heavily drinking i have blacked out much more quickly

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  6. Emilayday says:

    Regardless of what she’s referencing, she’s still using a term that is taken as a racially charged remark. Just because she’s not using it the traditional way it’s been used doesn’t mean it was any cooler better. unless she’s just talking about jungle juice, then yes, she can very much use jungle fever. Maybe. Kinda. 

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