BETCHES LOVE THIS

​Ok, so you cant wait to get home and finals week of course was HELL and you were DIEING the whole time, just complaining to twitter like its your goddanm boyfriend. You’re finally done and of course report to twitter and everyone else you know.. FINALLY COMMNG HOME! #laterfinals #helloNEWYORK.. So you are coming down from adderall so hardcore and all your besties are packing,and you just throw your necessities in a garbage bag and get the fuuuuuh out of there (your buying or getting all new shit for Christmas anyway). Yeah im talking my Alice and Olivia top in black garbage bag with my Jeffrey heel piercing out of it. Great combo. So anyway, you’re in the car and you take a deep breath like your going to moon, but yeah Washington dc, to long island New York is like going to the fucking moon. But u see nothing but cows and the jersey turnpike and by the time you get to the GW bridge your ether not even aware ur there or bitching to ur besties in jersey how annoying it is how much closer they live, or slowing down the rest of the traffic because you need to instagram or tweet pic the city skyline, that you has ATLEAST seen a million times. But if I instagram this in HUDSON on the HUDSON river, holyshit that’s tots going to get so many likes! #Hudsonfilter #hudsonriver Finally you get home, don’t unload the car until tomorrow of course, parents are asking you so many questions and but there’s a glass a wine in front of you so u stay, sit on your couch and wait for them to get out of your face. Then you continue to instagram pictures of your Christmas tree or whatever cute awesome shit your mom slaved over and you didn’t even tell her you liked. No you don’t see you friends yet, betch totally needs ATLEAST 24 hours to regroup from college besties to high school besties.