13 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. Klein says:

    Head Pro speaks the truth

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  2. alex says:

    I’m amazed at how nice head pro was to girl #2. She sounds like such.. a nice girl.
    P.S - punctuation will get you far, sweetie.

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  3. sam says:

    I’m also surprised at how nice he was to #2. And I really don’t see how online dating is in any way acceptable. Just about every person on those websites is incredibly sketchy and it’s just desperate to meet up with someone you’ve never even talked to in real-life. The fact that y’all are justifying online dating is not at all betchy, and I would not be interested in dating someone who did it

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  4. Haha says:

    Dying from all the Soviet references. Keep up the intellectual jokes, HP, you’re smarter than I thought.

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  5. Uhh says:

    They should start making them attach pictures of themselves..

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  6. Wow says:

    Girl # 2 needs to work on her vocab. If she says “however” that often in person I can totally see why none of them are sticking around for long.

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  7. Nice. says:

    Also really enjoying the Soviet references. Witty Head Pro is witty. I do, however, think it’s a bit hasty to label someone as crazy for the live bee thing.

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  8. Christine says:

    Dear Head Pro,
    How is it ok for a betch to pursue online dating, but you implied the first girl was strange/ugly for being set up by a friend?  Don’t both involve getting other people to do most of the work for you?

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    • Your Name says:

      Cause the first one was a bitch (not a betch) about it.

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  9. emj says:

    Second girl: Keep your fucking legs closed and the chase will continue. Easy.

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  10. whowrotepost2 says:

    that was not HP who answered post 2. unless he is the new spokesperson for match?

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  11. Hillary says:

    Really, you chose these over my letter? Thoroughly bored. Also, as logical as online may sound in writing there’s a reason people call Catfish, Fatfish. If you date online you’re more than likely grossly overweight, incredibly insecure and/ or a lazy sex-obsessed douche bag. Now answer my flipping letter Head Pro before I resend it fifty times.

    Kisses!

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  12. some dude says:

    I can’t believe I’m enjoying a website made by and for a bunch of betches.

    The world is full of Miss Fix-ups, those who drastically overestimate their own attractiveness.  I’m probably guilty of that myself.  Best to ignore them when they cry out for help.

    Miss Match says something about the “damage is done”.  No.  The deed was done.  She went into shame mode about it, Mr. Drive-All-Night sensed a mental case and defaulted into the upper hand status of the relationship - and that’s boring, so he’ll keep looking.  He doesn’t want to be mean about it so he’ll tell her what he think she wants to hear.  Her hunch is correct.

    I don’t recommend it, but sex on the first date can be pulled off with aplomb.  It involves the woman to not become as emotionally soft as brie cheese in its immediate wake.  Sex is powerful stuff, again, I can’t recommend playing that game.

    And The Pro is right - any guy driving 2 hours for a match date is a world class clown.  I’ll do that and a whole lot more for the woman I love, sure, but for a chick I never met?  What?  Where do these people live, the desert?  I recommend New York City.  He could have gone 2 subways stops to get laid, while she could have restarted the whole process and pretended that last one never happened.  (I’m sure no one here can relate to that!)

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