24 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. NYCbetch says:

    The advice to girl #1 def doesn’t sound like it’s coming from a man.. but on point nonetheless

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    • Def says:

      Agreed…most guys wouldn’t really ever use the terms pumps and peep-toe..sketch.

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  2. Your Name says:

    For #1 also, when it comes to fit - always get it tailored! You’ll look much more professional!

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  3. L.A. Betch says:

    omg reading the second girl’s “dilemma” made me want to jump through my computer screen and betch-slap her. Talk about trying too hard…

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  4. anon says:

    the second girl seemed extremely annoying, BUT head pro is right. That was a dick move on his part. Obviously the girl should pay sometimes when you have been dating for a while (I’m sure some you will disagree), and if the check was 40-50 dollars i wouldn’t think the guy’s move was so bad, but to surprisingly be hit with a bill for 100 dollars that you weren’t expecting to pay is tough.

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  5. Emilayday says:

    Whitney Cummings has a great stand-up act where one of her jokes is how on a date, a betch should pretend to be rummaging through her purse for her wallet, but oh damn, our purses are so big that you keep pretending to rummage until the guy pulls out his wallet first.  If it’s a clutch, a betch just finger bangs it to make up for the smaller size. Trust, it’s hilarious when she performs it. But that aside, if he flat-out asks, um say you didn’t bring your money. Duh.

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    • Your Name says:

      or you could keep your dignity, pay for it if he’s stalling and joke him with your friends for forever. if you can’t spare the money this probably happens too often for a reason

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  6. southernbetch7 says:

    hahahaha with allll that damn emphasis the second one sounds like some crazy ass ghetto lady with an attitude

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    • a says:

      bahahaha i died so true

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  7. Career Betch says:

    Working betch, Capitol Hill Style & Corporate Fashionista are two fantastic professional fashion blogs. I especially love Capitol Hill Style because the blogger is very snarky and shares my desire to incinerate all Uggs/Crocs/Vera Bradley. The Daily Muse is another great blog for young professional women that has general advice in addition to style tips.

    Head Pro, there are plenty of career betches reading this site who would love more career betch problems and fewer delusional dater ones (although you need at least one of those a week, they’re hysterical). Keep them coming!

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    • ProBetch says:

      These blogs are awesome. thanks for sharing!

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    • a says:

      yay thank you this is awesome!!

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    • Working Betch says:

      Thanks for the advice, Head Pro! Career Betch, thank you for sharing these blogs - they are fantastic.

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  8. n says:

    ahhh im dying this is hilarious

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  9. Second girl says:

    She probably spent the whole date talking about her yacht club, so he figured she could handle the bill.

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  10. right says:

    head pro knows 90% more about fashion than i do, and im a woman.

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  11. second girl says:

    your try too hard is showing

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  12. senoritaabetch says:

    the wardrobe advice was really helpful, gracias pro!  and i kinda thought the badass yacht girl was a funny writer (minus the nickname).  badass yacht girl make sure you drop that guy

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  13. thanks pro says:

    Good wardrobe advice! I once heard about a female lawyer that showed up to court in a juicy sweatsuit and the judge recommended she go to http://www.corporette.com some of the styles it focuses on are a little old for the newly post grad betch, but great advice nonetheless.

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  14. head pro is the best says:

    Is it possible to subscribe to only Head Pro’s columns? Everything on this site is getting progressively worse but I still love reading these columns…

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  15. headprosmom says:

    head pro is metro as fuck

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  16. boredatworkbetch says:

    “It doesn’t help that I now envision you TALKING with the same kind of EMPHASIS you use when you WRITE.”  ...literally made me bust out laughing… well done head pro

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  17. professionalism? says:

    while i do think office wardrobe is important, what’s MUCH more important is carrying yourself with confidence, poise (and hopefully intelligance) and impressing them with the WORK you do…if you’re good at your job and have a halfway decent personality, you will be fine, as long as you stick to the overdressed side - if you have to question whether you’re too underdressed, you are.

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  18. Wicked Pro says:

    Thanks head pro…I may have been over the top and on a wild tear that morning…emphatic kisses much appreciated and I still love you sans the harshness…Xx

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