Basically I am a classic high school betch in training with one small problem - I am a huge lightweight and can't seem to handle my alcohol. Instead of getting blackout and doing crazy but fun shit like everyone else, I seem to literally black out or pass out every time.
This fall I was hospitalized twice for alc poisoning at concerts after consuming just as much as my friends, and a month or so I got a DUI after consuming even less than my friends. Now that I am going back to school should I just accept this unbetchy trait and stay away from all alcohol and do other shit (but that obviously will not be doable for a long time..)?
Or do you have any tips on how I can handle myself while remaining betchy at parties etc.?
drink less..
Posted on — Replyavoid shots. don’t pretend you can keep up with the rest of them. agreed with above, drink less.
Posted on — ReplyDrink less. Alcohol has tons of calories anyway. And DUIs are SO not betchy.
Posted on — ReplyJust drink less. I am the same way and it’s much betchier to nurse one drink all night than be that sloppy loser who winds up in the hospital every weekend.
Posted on — ReplyBetch, do not drink and drive. Learn your limits, there is nothing more unclassy than a betch who can’t handle her alcohol
Posted on — Replyeven though we frown upon eating, i’d recommend a meal before drinking. it’s crazy how much less alcohol you need on an empty stomach.
Posted on — ReplyMy only advice? Drink less. Go to rehab. Avoid parties.
Posted on — Replywhere are your parents? I’m surprised they let you out of the house. you were hospitalized TWICE and got a DUI, what the fuck is wrong with you, no offense. its not cool to drink so much. like you have serious problems, i think you should seek professional help
Posted on — Replyeat some food
Posted on — Replyand stay away from hard alcahol maybe try a mix drink
or forget alcahol all together and smoke a joint
“you should seek professional help” - chill the fuck out
Posted on — Replyeveryone has been there.. (though I’ve never been hospitalized etc etc) but it takes a while to figure out this kind of shit.. DO NOT drink on an empty stomach, try not mixing alcohol, avoid neat shots/or shots altogether if possible and most importantly - pace yourself..
You should probably just dilute the alcohol content in your drinks, that way you’re still drinking pretty much the same amount as everyone else but you aren’t taking in as much alcohol
But seriously just reduce your intake don’t train your body to deal with more alcohol unless you want to be an Alcoholic In Training
Posted on — Reply1. Eat food before you drink. Preferably something bread-y to soak all that shit up.
Posted on — Reply2. Mix ur drinks with more chaser, but don’t babysit drinks all night - its lame
3. Of course, keep a secret bottle of water in your pursue and hammer that shit when you go to the bathroom or in the corner sporadically.
4. Try to steer clear of shots. And if you take one. Go to the bathroom and chug 1/2 the bottle of water.
5. Dont see professional help or go to rehab - duh! they’re gonna tell you to stop drinking. That’s lame.
Is this website now for highschoolers?
Posted on — ReplyBrock! I’m so impressed with her great answers. I second all suggestions. What a nice, smart betch.
Also - if you know you’ve got a big night out start hydrating in a major way, like that morning or even the night before. Which you should already be doing 24/7 anyway for your skin…
Seriously hydration is key
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