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10. Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper

They're just both really hot, like in a down to earth kind of way. They basically inspired this whole post. Ten out of ten body language experts agree they want each other.

9. Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper

If you combine the first names of these two you'd get the full name of Kate Hudson's last good role. 


8. Kristen Wiig and Jon Hamm

I just see this happening. We know from Bridesmaids that the sex is wild. They can talk about, you know, their movies, and how they both have unexpected double letters in their last name, and stuff.

7. Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick

As much as we kind of love Leighton and Adam Brody together I'd break them up in a heartbeat if she could be with Ed. But I'd require them to wear headbands and ascots in public. And sit on the Met steps. While scheming plots about things even they couldn't follow. Dorota can come too.

6. Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep

It's not complicated, it's meant to be. 

5. Amanda Bynes and Drake

Because their sex life would be on another level. Imagine it. She'd be like Drake, murder my vagina! Wait, get in your wheel chair! And wear the yarmulke. Yeah we went there. We went there took some pictures and flew back already.

4. Brad Pitt and George Clooney

I meannnnn Georgey's for sure gay because the most chemistry he's ever had on screen was with Brad Pitt. There was Oceans 11, 12, and 13, so now we're just waiting for Oceans Put Your Dick in My Mouth to come out. It'll be a blockbuster.

3. Liam Hemsworth and Anyone BUT Miley

If JLaw wasn't already taken by Bradley, she'd be a great match. But instead he's off cavorting with Billy Idol for no apparent reason. 

2. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet

The match made in heaven on a really unfortunate cruise

1. Ryan Gosling and Me


34 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. Ragen says:

    Meredith and Derek Grey.

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    • avehansen says:

      you mean shepherd? wow

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    • oh my god. says:

      SUMMER AND SETH holy fuck ideal couple

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      • been there done that says:

        Agreed! But they already dated and broke up :(. I think they need to reconcile immediately.

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  2. duh says:

    jlaw and bradley cooper WERE a couple in real life…

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    • Your Name says:

      no they weren’t, good work though, nancy drew

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      • duh says:

        yes they were after he broke up with zoe saldana, but great job with the nicknames, you got me!!!!

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        • Your Name says:

          No they weren’t, jlaw was with nicolas hoult, like where the fuck do you get your info, national enquirer?

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  3. blondy says:

    pam and jim!—#1.  no question.

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  4. DUH says:

    leighton meester was never with adam brody. that was rachel bilson. idiot.

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  5. jsa17 says:

    As much as I love Miley….she and Liam just need to break up already.

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  6. avehansen says:

    meryl streep and alex baldwin weren’t in “It’s Complicated” awks

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    • fucking duh says:

      you’re totally right, meryl streep and ALEC baldwin were the stars.

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  7. It's complicated says:

    Such a good flick. Thanks for remindi g me of it. The best part is when Alec blows Jim a shotgun in the bathroom. Love it

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  8. C says:

    Did no one watch the movie Friends with Kids?? Kristen Wiig and Jon Hamm have like the worst marriage ever. Good movie though, but literally the most awkward fucking ending ever.

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  9. 90s Betch says:

    Britney and Justin, and Pam and Jim!! Good call on Kate and Leo though

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  10. <3 says:

    leo and kate ugh perfection can they get married like today

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  11. betch says:

    matthew mcconaughey and kate hudson!

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  12. Gladiator! says:

    Kerry Washington and Tony Goldwyn definitely!

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  13. Ali says:

    Fitz and Olivia from Scandal aka Tony Goldywn (married) and Kerry Washington (hot)

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  14. wtf says:

    Cory and Topanga WTFFFF

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  15. Dani says:

    Ryan Gosling and ME. YES

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  16. indie betch says:

    how is it that zoey deschanel and JGL were not on this list?

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