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Since posing nude did not grant her the attention she wanted, Tan Mom has now released a "pop" song. It's honestly, fucking hilarious. Epic lines include "I'm hotter than the Octomom" and "It's Patricia, bitch, here I come, I've got a message to use protection from the sun... ha ha ha ha." Apparently rhyming is no longer THE minimum requirement for putting out a single.

This is almost as good as Countess LuAnn's "Money Can't Buy You Class," but not quite.

Here's a clip from TMZ



6 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. brat says:


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  3. Your Name says:

    i dont wanna live on this planet

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  4. CeeCee says:

    I think I might have been scarred for life.

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  5. why says:

    shes from my town.. whyyyyyyyyy must she do this to us.

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