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So we all know by now that Reese Witherfork and her husband Jimmy were arrested last week, and we've all seen the boring, pixellated mugshot. But TMZ got their hands on a couple of videos of her arrest and they're actually epic. Reese transforms into Elle Woods while Jim asks the cop to clarify how to use a breathalyzer, like, 5 times. This video could otherwise be called How To Get Arrested Like A Betch, minus the actual getting arrested part.

One of our favorite moments:

Reese: Can I say something? ... I'm pregnant and I need to pee.

Cop: If you get out of the car I am going to have to arrest you.

Reese: Yes sir.

 
 

 

22 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. j says:

    that cop was on a serious psycho power trip. over compensating for something?

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    • cheersbetch says:

      lol not really she was acting crazy

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    • C says:

      Um yeah, she was acting like a lunatic.  However, apparently American citizens are exempt from obeying the law. lol

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    • o says:

      totally agree! like her husband was being arrested and she asked what was going on, what an asshole… and obstruction of justice lol what a joke, he’s worse than a tsa agent

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    • Betty says:

      I think Reese was the one on the power trip. She got out of the car, after being warned not to, and continued being belligerent to the officer. Even her husband realized she was making an ass of herself. Also, officers ask other parties to stay in the car so they can control the situation and only deal with one person at a time.

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  2. JC says:

    This so reminds me of me getting arrested for a dui at 23, and yes i did go to law school, and yes i did name my daughter elle

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    • Yikes says:

      First of all, you probably like Legally Blonde a little too much, second of all, why are moms reading this website?

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      • JC says:

        Legally Blonde is bible, and cannot be liked “too much.” Same with Clueless.  Why wouldn’t moms read this site?  What do you think people like me turn into when we find a dude who can keep up with us?  Moms with a nanny.  3 degrees and never had a job - that’s how it’s done betches.

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        • cheersbetch says:

          what a waste of three degrees

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        • Be a real mom. says:

          Um that’s nothing to be proud of….. Time to grow up my friend

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          • JC says:

            How unbetchy.

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    • ND says:

      Cool story.

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    • uhh... says:

      why would you want to broadcast that you got a DUI? if you’re gonna be reckless don’t endanger other betches..

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      • JC says:

        It hasn’t happened again.  Nothing was endangered but my poor Lexus in that situation.  It was a sad day.  Oh well!

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  3. Tricia says:

    Given, she is acting crazy in this video… but haven’t we all made mistakes, especially when drunk? I still love her.

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  4. American citizen says:

    My father, inventor of the toaster strudel, would not be too pleased to hear about this

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  5. hahhahah says:

    this would never hold up in court. she did NOTHING wrong. getting arrested for asking a question, power trip all the way.

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    • not really says:

      It’s not her asking a question that’s the issue, it’s her getting out of the car while he’s trying to deal with her husband. There was no reason for her to be out of the car, and if she wasn’t drunk as well she wouldn’t have been acting like that.

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  6. justwonderang says:

    sooo.. she was pregnant and wasted? wtf

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  7. HAHAH says:

    I AM AN AMERICAN CITIZEN! You tell them Elle!

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  8. HubbyTrouble says:

    I love that her husband ends the video with “I had nothing to do with that.”

    Translation: “My wife is a crazy betch, please don’t arrest me for it.”

    I suppose “stand by your man” doesn’t go both ways hahaha

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