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Some crazy Beliebers are getting really carried away with themselves this week...and every week but especially this week. They're apparently so upset about the photos of Bieber smoking a blunt that they've started a campaign called "Cutting for Bieber" whereby young tweens cut themselves using razor blades, rusty knives, and things of the like, so that Justin realizes how much he is hurting himself and others by smoking the gang. ...OMFG where do we even start with these people. I think we'll start (and end) with the fact that weed is blatantly becoming legal in America and we (and Justin) clearly have no problem with that, so if all these weed-haters want to slice their arteries open before they get a chance to vote against it, we definitely wouldn't cry about it. We might take a hit to help us chill out however. Read article>>

This article says that if you're too well behaved (read: a nicegirl) at work, there's actually a big chance you could get fired for being too nice, passive, and boring. On the other hand, this article actually encourages using curse words at work because it shows you're passionate and give a fuck. I mean, this is obviously something we've always known as we've never held back when it comes to words such as fuck/shit/bitch/etc, and just look how successful we are. What more proof do you need? Read article>>

In a hilarious story that we would probably find really sad if we were poor, some bro left the above note at a restaurant in place of a tip. Our favorite part is the passive aggressive "I wish it didn't have to be this way for both of us" at the end, because you just know this guy is a huge cheap douchebag. Props on effectively conveying sarcasm on paper though bro, my own friends hardly catch when I'm being sarcastic via text. Anyway it definitely cost him at least $25 to print those cards (possibly more, anyone who's seen Patrick Bateman's business card knows that a quality creme card stock runs steep) so he could bring them around to restaurants with him and insult poor people. Ah, a day in the life. Read article>>

This wholesome mother has decided to give her 13-year-old son an iphone for Christmas, but as average people who aren't betches might say, nothing in life is free. This particular iphone came not just with a retina screen and panoramic camera capabilities, but with a list of 18 rules from his mom restricting his usage. You can see some of them above, the rest in the article. I mean, if my mom ever told me my phone came with a list of limitations I'd simply take it upon myself to change her own iphone password while she was off typing up this stupid list and refuse to tell her the new password until she admitted she was acting like a fucking loser who has no understanding of our generation. Two can play at this game. Read article>>


4 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. Megal says:

    The Beiber cutters are a 4chan hoax.

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  2. Bucknellbetch says:

    That kid should drop his mom’s iPhone in the toilet.  She’s obviously ancient so she should have plenty of birthday money stashed to buy a knew one.

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  3. Jen-the responsible parent says:

    What a dumb ass you are!! You are trying to be a sarcastic bitch by stating that this mom is a loser for setting limitations to an expensive cell phone SHE bought and worked hard for to give to HER child! I dont know what world you were brought up in, but I am assuming it was one in which your parents kissed your ass and gave you everything your chubby, fat ass desired!  Therefore being the reason you think this child should have no rules! Let me just explain to you that when you hand a child a cell phone with no boundaries you get children who try to act like adults. You get children who stay up all night talking to their boyfriends and more than likely sexting because they think its cool.  Children without boundaries get into more trouble than they need!  I hope you do not have any children nor plan on having children as it would be a disaster.  We would have even more spoiled brats running around this country thinking they are entitled to whatever their little hearts desire because mommy wants to be their friend more than a parent. Having an understanding of this generation is one thing, but deciding to be a better parent because you do understand the generation is another.  I completely understand this generation and I choose to go against it. Personally this generation sucks ass and I want better for my children.  If they choose to be irresponsible people as they age, like your children will be, thats on them.  I want them to be good, responsible people.  I can only hope they become a “loser” such as myself! Oh, and by the way Bucknellbetch, “knew” one is spelled NEW! I pray for your future children as well you incompentent dipshit!

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  4. Your Name says:

    seriously calm down up there.

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