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Just when you thought America couldn't hate Gwyneth Paltrow any more, she insults the Met Ball. Gwyneth practiced her first amendment write to talk shit and called Anna Wintour's ball "un-fun" and "boiling" which is weird since a true betch is always cold.  No word on if Anna will forgive her for her offenses considering she's graced the cover of Vogue seven times already. Maybe it was a bit stuffy at the ball because, I don't know, you decided to wear a long sleeve dress with a train in fucking May. And maybe it was un-fun because your only friends are your family and steamed kale. Try to dress a little sluttier, G. No one likes an uptight fully clothed bitch.

Source: dailymail.co.uk 

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10 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. Your Name says:

    first amendment right*** come on betches

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    • Kitten says:

      also:

      Try dressing* a little sluttier, G.

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  2. Forrest says:

    *And maybe it was un-fun because your only friends are your family and steamed kale AND Beyoncé.

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    • Your Name says:

      AND Chelsea Handler AND Ross Matthews.. duh betches

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  3. Ugh says:

    This post had so much potential but the typos and grammatical errors just totally killed it.

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  4. Oops says:

    Guess my brain is fucking fried because I didn’t notice the little things like “dress” instead of “dressing”... Just read the post in its entirety, stop acting like whiny little grammar nazi bitches. It’s like half of you get excited to be the first one to post the correct “you’re****!!!!!” in the comment section. Hit a bowl and RELAX, betches.

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    • Cool says:

      Thanks for the insight.

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