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Happy May betches. Buy yourself a present.

We decided to release the entire introduction chapter of our book because getting drunk during the day makes us feel generous. In case you're reemerging from under a rock or some super chic chryogenic freezing project, Nice Is Just a Place in France: How To Win At Basically Everything took its place among timeless works like The Great Gatsby, Anna Karenina, and Barack Obama's The Audacity of Hope on the New York Times Best Seller List. And we're giving you a free sneak peak because betches love getting shit for free.


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And the shirt, obvi:

9 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. just a betch says:

    Okay, wow that was perfect. I had the book in my shopping cart for awhile now and I’m going to go check out pronto.

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  2. iBetch says:

    that convinced me to buy it. can’t wait to read the rest!

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  3. hey der says:

    Just bought it! Can’t wait.

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  4. Wow says:

    I figured this book was like all the rest of these posts, e.g. poorly written, bad grammar, etc. (although hilar), but now I think I’m going to buy it…

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  5. meh says:

    buying this book is probably the worst decision I’m going to make.
    but well, yolo.

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  6. sk says:

    was this a kris jenner approved promo? nice work betches

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