Happy May betches. Buy yourself a present.
We decided to release the entire introduction chapter of our book because getting drunk during the day makes us feel generous. In case you're reemerging from under a rock or some super chic chryogenic freezing project, Nice Is Just a Place in France: How To Win At Basically Everything took its place among timeless works like The Great Gatsby, Anna Karenina, and Barack Obama's The Audacity of Hope on the New York Times Best Seller List. And we're giving you a free sneak peak because betches love getting shit for free.