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For the next installment of Betches Love This College, we bring you Duke University, a school best known for its basketball team and rapists. Duke may be in the south but it's definitely not your typical southern school as tons of northeastern betches flock there for the warm weather and athletic assholes. The betch who goes here is either smart, a rich legacy, or an athlete.

Greek Life

Sororities: The Core Four is a thing of the past. Now it’s the Key Three. Bitchy NYC girls pledge PiPhi to be nicknamed “snupies”, while "nicegirls" are more likely to join Kappa.  And there’s Tri-delt, which is populated with WASB boarding school blondes who like to be surrounded by snow even though they’re in North Carolina. 

Frats: Betches love nothing more than being "in" with the key frats and knowing each frat's token black guy and the Sigma Nu Knock. Main frats are SNU and Adphi, but we’ll accept the #168 foreign bros in Delta Sig and the "southern" boys of KA. Some might argue that you hit up Pike or ATO, but most betches would prob rather drink the punch at The Compound.

During the Day You Should

Thanks to Larry Moneta and a child passed out in a Port-A-Potty, traditional tailgating is banned, as are our favorite Progressives like WWIII and Sigmanude. Now weekends are filled with day parties like Slip and Slide, and Seafood.

During the week skip class and sit at the Loop patio and stare at everyone walking down McClendon walkway on their way to class. This is a perfect places for bros to sit and judge you on your looks as you pass by. If it's formal season go to Planet Beach and look at who's on the sign-in sheet.

Feel free to use food points to have #161 drunk brunch at the WA. If you're feeling like acting smart head to the first floor of the BROstock Library and pretend to do work. Avoid parking in the Blue Zone because, let’s be real, we’d rather get towed than make the walk.

At Night You Should

  • Wednesday: Shooters. This is where Karen Owen did some of her best work. Get ready for a drunk make out or feel free to unwind and catch sluts watching themselves grind in the dance floor mirror.
  • Thursday: Hit up a mixer then head over to Devines. It doesn’t matter if you're wearing some slutty themed outfit. Sure it’s a small and disgusting bar, but you’ll see everyone and can play that Naked Photo Hunt.
  • Friday: On the weekends frat parties are the thing to do, or if someone has rented it out head over to Metro 8. Chances are some frat bro will be trying to convince everyone he’s a real DJ.
  • Saturday: Some wannabes will tell you to go to Shooters, but unless you want to be surrounded by sweaty GDIs we suggest you stay at the frat scene.
  • Sunday: On Sundays you can follow the lax bros to He’s Not if you're a jersey chaser.

Where to Live

Freshman: East Campus (not a choice)

Sophomores: Will live in Duke’s sad attempt of a frat row in Central Campus

Upper Classman: Don’t mistake Lofts for a hotel because you’ll find it swarming with Duke betches. Apartment living is key in places like Trinity Commons, Erwin Terrace, West Village, or fratland aka Partners.

Special Events Include

Like at any school Orientation week is a thing. Greek life enjoys FDOC and throws a massive party before the first night of class.

LDOC “Last Day of Class” bring out the wild side of even the biggest freaks on campus. You'll even find Asians who've never seen the inside of a frat drinking a Budweiser during Econ. Just watch out for the monitors trying to take away your personalized thermos of vodka.

Frat parties like Toga control the social scene, but formals are also essential, especially Spring Fling/Halloween date functions that the key-3 sororities throw together so basically every bro wants to go. Betches go to Old South, AdPhi’s drug fueled Lei or SNU’s White Rose.

There's also Beach Week when everyone either goes down to Myrtle (gross) or Wrightsville (fratty). 

Sports

No one actually cares about the UNC rivalry, but Duke betches are the best at pretending to care about sports because Duke has one of the best basketball teams in the country. However, no betch would ever fucking dream of tenting. Tenting is for Cameron Crazies aka Asians/GDIs. A betch would just take her parent’s season tickets and use the opportunity to stalk celebs. 

Abroad

Duke betches only go abroad in the fall. They go all over but regardless where she is in the world, she will make her way to Oktoberfest.

Things To Do Before You Graduate

  • Drive two times backwards around The Circle
  • Climb Baldwin
  • Go Tunneling
  • Have sex in the stacks and The Gardens. The Gardens is an actual expanse of gardens where people trip on acid, tan, or have sex.

Food

Durham maybe a hick town, but it casually has some great food. And we obviously aren’t talking about on campus. Starting freshman year, a betch knows to just use food points and live off the Whole Foods near East Campus.

  • LoYofroyo truck that comes to campus.  Lines forever.. even in the rain
  • Chopped Greens - salads for the ano sorority betches
  • Sushi Love – everyone goes there. The hostess TTH to be trendy and fashionable.. it's funny
  • Brunch: Mad Hatters, Parker and Otis, WA, Watts, Fosters, Gugelhupf, and Elmos
  • Late Night: Cook Out, Cosmic Cantina (drunk late night Mexican), Only Burger (greasy burgers that come from a food truck for when drunk)

Most Cultural Thing You'll Experience

Bull riding at Shooters, the Shooters bus

Drawbacks

Being in sketchy Durham and getting emails about shootings/robberies, the abundance of school spirit, the ugly Duke apparel given out by the school that's worn everywhere by freaks, extreme glorification of lacrosse assholes, and the shit ton of work with no Ivy Label.

158 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. UM says:

    Do UM next!

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    • SJ says:

      Yes please!

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    • Miami, duh says:

      UHM, YES PLEASE. Miami is easily one of the betchiest places in the U.S. Fucking duh.

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  2. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha please. Everyone knows that all the hot betches are over at Chapel Hill.

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    • CH says:

      Maybe they should stay at their own bars…not like there’s any competition.

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      • And on Sundays says:

        They go to He’s Not.. Like really? Duke- be shittier. I dare you.

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    • Elise says:

      A tar heel would say that. Congrats you spelled everything correctly!

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      • CH says:

        You’re clearly Asian or a fat ginger. Either way sorry you’re school sucks. In the words of Tucker Max, “The only thig good about Duke is that it’s close to Chapel Hill.” Incase you need more clarification please see the above picture. Every person is ugly and ethnic and that’s putting it nicely.

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        • DU says:

          whoops- didn’t spell everything right that time. no worries. maybe one day you’ll make it to be in the top ten of something- because it clearly isn’t universities- and you’ll feel better about yourself. or “you’reself”, as you understand it

          until then,
          cheers

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        • GO DUKE says:

          he only said that because all the sluts are at carolina…read the book again

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  3. FD says:

    Duke is easily the douchiest school in the entire country. Literally every time I hear about someone I know going to Duke, they’re a douchebag. But as much as I hate Duke, it is a pretty betchy school so good job, betches. You should do Georgetown or Syracuse next.

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    • AW says:

      There are plenty of douchebags at every school. Sure Duke has some too, but take it from someone who went there: the vast majority of Duke students are ridiculously fun, sociable, and accomplished. Best 4 years of my life.

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  4. CH says:

    ^^^ that bitch knows what’s up. Chapel Hill is Beyonce and Duke is Kim Kardashian.

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    • Anonymous says:

      But who would you rather have: Jay-Z or Kanye?

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        • Anonymous says:

          Debatable. Kanye and I could feed off each other’s egos.

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    • Nice try says:

      Beyonce and Kim K have both been BOTWs, soooo…

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    • DU says:

      If Beyonce was poorly educated with low prospects in life (UNC being a relatively average state school) and Kim Kardashian was both successful AND smart. Everyone knows you go to UNC-Chapel Hill if you can’t get into Duke. Nobel prizes, betches, and about to hand you your asses in basketball/already did in football (which was about the one thing you had left)? Sounds fantastic.
      Have fun struggling towards your MRS. degree, hopefully you’ll land a Duke guy! Doubt it though, based on “you’re” spelling wink

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      • CH says:

        If Beyonce WERE poorly educated

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        • MN says:

          Lol at you trying to correct anyone on anything grammar related given your above comment…

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  5. USC says:

    USC needs to be up there wink

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    • Ew says:

      USC is for east LA druggies who can’t get into UCLA.

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    • FightTheFuckOn says:

      Yes to USC!

      and dear “Ew” - Bitter about not getting in?

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      • Duke says:

        haha, anyone whose daddy is someone can buy their way into USC.

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        • Trojan Love says:

          Duh. That’s why it’s betchy.

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      • Go bruins says:

        What’s do Bruin and Trojans have in common? They all got into USC.

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        • SD says:

          Funny ‘cause it’s true! Go Bruins!

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    • agreed! says:

      where’s the USC post betches?

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  6. Lualum says:

    LEHIGH BEAT DUKE

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    • Love says:

      This comment!

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  7. anon says:

    do UVA next. such a betchy school

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      • UVA says:

        yesssss UVA!!

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  8. VU says:

    Vandy is pretty betchy… the sorority/fraternity scene is huge

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    • yep says:

      Vandy and UVA = the absolute betchiest

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      • genius says:

        agreed! UVa, Vanderbilt, Duke…the only options

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    • VUVU says:

      Vanderbilt is the only option.

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  9. NCbetch says:

    Wait.. is this a sick joke? Am I missing something here?!  Duke is easily top 5 least betchy schools.  Everybody knows people at Duke are nerds and there are no hot girls…. period.  This is crazy.  Betchy= GW, Georgetown, Wake Forest, UNC, UVA…

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    • BV says:

      You’re an idiot. Have you ever even been to Duke before? You surely didn’t get in.

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    • hahfunny says:

      LOL- GW, Georgetown, Wake Forest?!?! Have you ever been to those schools and SEEN the types of humans there?!?!

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  10. yea says:

    UVA

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  11. dukeblondebetch says:

    NC betch is obvi some UNC fatty who self proclaims her hotness like they all do…no. Duke is hated BECAUSE it’s so betchy. no one hates UNC bc it’s PoDunk U and no one cares. On point betches!

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    • NCbetch says:

      Bless your heart and nonsensical attempt at being betchy!  No, I went to Georgetown and I doubt “fatties” frequent this site now do they?

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  12. wannabedukie says:

    What about Kappa Delt? I heard that was the best sorority at Duke?

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    • dukebetch says:

      there is no kappa delt chapter at duke.

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      • KDwannab says:

        yes there is. most exclusive soror on campus.

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        • DU says:

          No, it’s Kappa Kappa Gamma. No Kappa Delt at duke, sorry.

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  13. real betch says:

    do the U! a true betch loves Miami

    Posted on Reply
  14. A says:

    Boston College ASAP puhlease.

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    • Agreed says:

      yes yes yes. BC all the way!

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  15. fraturday says:

    i don’t understand how we can skip over tailgate so quickly… any dayrager that’s been shut down multiple times because of kids passing out in portapotties (2010) and betches blowing lines off a bmw in the parking lot (2005) deserves more than a cursory mention.

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    • duke11 says:

      ummm failgate portapotty was 2011, not 2010.

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  16. DearNCBetch says:

    No one cares about poor, public school hicks from UNC….nerdy duke betches will dominate the world and you will work under them and be their betches.

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    • NCbetch says:

      ...Last time I checked Georgetown is private… and my trust fund will hire Duke betches to manage my funds.

      Posted on Reply
  17. boston betch says:

    everyone knows BU and northeastern are swarming with betches… fucking duh!

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    • sloop says:

      BU is a bunch of eurotrash/JAPs (not JABs) that nobody wants in Boston

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  18. imabetch says:

    UVA UVA UVA UVA. was even named the preppiest university in america. preppiest…and also the most tradionally betchy

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    • nwmed says:

      From Chicago, went to Duke. Now at NW med. Have lots of friends from NW undergrad. They totally admit it’s not betchy. Northwestern undergrad has a bunch of adolescent almost med students, badass almost journalists, and drama people. Yes, there are others, and yes, Northwestern is a great school. But betchy? No. All of my friends who were NW undergrad will agree.

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  19. uvabetch says:

    please do UVA next

    Posted on Reply
  20. LOL says:

    “Duke has one of the best basketball teams in the country.”

    LEHIGH BEAT DUKE.

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    • hahahaha says:

      and it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

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    • anon says:

      fuck yeah someone had to say it, FUCK DUKE

      Posted on Reply
  21. MainBetch says:

    Duke is disgusting.  Duke is not preppy.  Duke is full of fugly girls and gelheads.

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  22. wtfbetches? says:

    Wow. I thought this article was revolting enough, then I read some of these nasty, all-claws-out comments. Ladies, seriously? Does it excite you to read and write horrible, revolting things about and to people you don’t know? Oh wait, I probably just don’t get it because I’m a.) fat b.) ugly c.) uneducated enough d.) do not possess a trust fund. That said, do you think kicking a kitten or punching a puppy might make you feel similarly awesome about yourselves?

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  23. lolz says:

    ADphi as a top fraternity at Duke?? Whoever wrote this must’ve been smoking crack

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    • key3betch says:

      yes, they absolutely are. all the rich, preppy northeastern kids (legacies) join here.

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      • ADphi? says:

        It’s outdated, ADphi’s been on a downward spiral ever since it got kicked off campus.

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        • Agreed says:

          They had to snap bid to fill their pledge class this year. Definitely some cool kids but too much filler

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  24. ugh says:

    Duke?  really???

    all the girls i knew who went to duke were nice christian girls.  certainly not betches.

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  25. WASB says:

    davidson!! obviously way more homogenous, exclusive, and fratty than duke

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    • Seriously? says:

      Davidson is a cute nice girl college, but not betchy in the least. You have “eating houses” instead of traditional sororities and fraternities, and everyone knows betches don’t eat

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      • But then.. says:

        by that logic Princeton isn’t betchy either, and we all know that Princeton and Dartmouth are the betchiest Ivies.  Although I guess you kind of have to be in the Ivy League in order to pull off eating clubs instead of Greek life, especially considering that Davidson is in the south.

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  26. Dude says:

    People still care about greek life on campus?

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  27. MzEducated says:

    Haha thank god I didn’t go there. And yes, I did get in.

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  28. anonymous says:

    I’m not sure if this post is supposed to be a joke, if your whole blog is a joke, or if you are dead serious. What I know is that this is not, by any means, funny. I made the unfortunate decision to read this post because I go to Duke (cue the “aha! you must not be in the “key three,” which is why you are so angry/have no sense of humor comments”). In this post, you not only seek to represent a small minority as the whole, but fail to do so correctly, which perpetuates the stereotype that Duke is the worst/most hated school on the planet. Maybe you actually do hate Duke, which is why you’re spinning this shit. If that’s your goal, then carry on, we can take the heat. However, I don’t think that is what you’re doing….I actually think that you’re trying to be funny.

    Well, you need to work on your research. First of all, the lacrosse scandal was six years ago- kind of old news. Also old news is the fact that the woman who said she was raped was LYING. The lacrosse players were innocent. More seriously, please do not talk about rape like it is a joke. By making it something to laugh about, you are actually contributing to rape culture by making it seem like it’s no big deal. You should check out Who Needs Feminism? on facebook-a campaign launched by Duke students to end domestic violence and assault and advocate on behalf of gender equality. You might learn a thing or two about what Duke students are actually doing.

    I’m not saying that ALL the stuff about Greek life is made up, unfortunately, some of it still exists. However, a lot of people are actually very socially and culturally aware- a pilgrims and Indians party got backlash for negatively portraying Native Americans. Sorry, but Duke is definitely not betchworldusa. There are a million more problems people could address about your post (and I hope they do), but honestly, what it comes down to is the fact that this is racist, sexist gossip that makes me want to vomit. I don’t ask you to delete the post, but seriously, what are you doing with your life? Is this your contribution to the world? Spending time writing crap that only applies to a select few? Can’t you do something a little more productive, like use your humor and writing skills in an outlet that empowers women? Just think about it, please. Also, the cheerleader featured was in one of the nicest sororities on campus. So stop trying to make us all look betchy.

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    • Anonymous says:

      Thank you. You are absolutely correct.

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    • R says:

      shut up… thanks

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    • Anonymous says:

      If you can’t recognize this as satire, you’re not smart enough to go to Duke. Drop out.

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    • betch says:

      Please chill out. This website is obviously meant for humor and entertainment. While I agree that the rape thing is not something to joke about, if you can’t handle reading this website then just get off of it.

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    • dukebetch says:

      I don’t think this article is a misrepresentation… I go to Duke as well and I would say the post represents the Greek social scene pretty well. Maybe it’s different for GDI’s, but no one really asked about them. Pop a xanax and chill the fuck out; if you can’t handle articles written in this fashion, read a different blog.

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  29. St. Lawrence says:

    What about St. Lawrence University?!

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    • L says:

      umm…what’s that?

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  30. british says:

    too niche boring dont limit your readers by posting stupid articles like this.
    diversify betches

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  31. eh says:

    gettysburg

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  32. JSR says:

    I’m a recent Duke grad, a Kappa, dated a couple of Pike guys, and married an ATO.  Those guys treated ladies better than any of those trash frats you glorify.  I dated (yeah, DATED, I’m a lady, not a slut) a handful of those frat guys briefly, and here’s my experience: (1) tried to fuck me immediately, dumped me when I wouldn’t, (2) invited me to a formal just to make his ex-girlfriend jealous (3) found loads of child porn on his computer, ran as fast as I could and (4) cheated on me and lied about it.  And these were some of the nicer guys in these trash frats!  Go ahead and date these fuck-offs if you want, and leave the Pikes and ATOs to those of us who don’t want to be treated like shit.
    And I second anonymous.

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    • TrueTwoBetch says:

      Kappa’s are not the “nice girls”, they’re socially irrelevant and flirting with psychopathy.

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      • dukebetch says:

        Clearly you’re neither a PiPhi nor a TriDelt, since no one talks about the “true two” anymore. That being said, Kappas are definitely the sluttiest of the key three.

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  33. JSR says:

    I’m a recent Duke grad, a Kappa, dated a couple of Pike guys, and married an ATO.  Those guys treated ladies better than any of those trash frats you glorify.  I dated (yeah, DATED, I’m a lady, not a slut) a handful of those frat guys briefly, and here’s my experience: (1) tried to ufck me immediately, dumped me when I wouldn’t, (2) invited me to a formal just to make his ex-girlfriend jealous (3) found loads of child porn on his computer, ran as fast as I could and (4) cheated on me and lied about it.  And these were some of the nicer guys in these trash frats!  Go ahead and date these ufck-offs if you want, and leave the Pikes and ATOs to those of us who don’t want to be treated like isht.

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  34. aconcernedman says:

    A juvenile attempt at humor. This portrayal of life at Duke is both ignorant and asinine. Please, stick to your day job (perpetually partying), leave the writing to people who are so inclined.

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  35. nigga_got_swag_biatch says:

    Hahaha “no ivy label”. Bitch please, this is DUKE! The ivy league can go screw itself, half the ivies don’t even come close to being as good as Duke.

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  36. Drunk Betch says:

    D is for dumpy
    U is for ugly
    K is for Killa fugly
    E is for EVERYONE KNOWS UNC IS BETTA

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    • dukebetch says:

      U.S. News has yet to get that memo, sweetie.

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    • Your Name says:

      ? At what? it used to be football, but now, y’all really have nothing.

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  37. princeton betch says:

    how has princeton not been mentioned as a potential school?! it is literally the betchiest school on the planet. full of rich legacies partying in gorg mansions. not to mention it’s ranked #1…fucking duh, betches.

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  38. crs says:

    do michigan!!!!!!!!

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  39. Ew says:

    UVA and UNC…real betches don’t go to public school

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    • Idiot hater says:

      Those schools are public and Duke is a private school

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  40. Londener says:

    I can’t believe wrote this inaccurate stupid piece of sh*t….  I won’t be visiting this site again.  What a complete waste of time…

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  41. Gag says:

    I’m convinced that cheerleader is a dude in drag….GAG

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  42. LUbetch says:

    Lehigh. Enough said.

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  43. k says:

    nice girls never join kappa, it is too elite/betchy to let them in!

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  44. Betch says:

    Do COLGATE!!!!!!! We were in Playboy….come on!

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    • So? says:

      That’s not betchy, that’s trashy.

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      • Betch says:

        HELLO…we were in PLAYBOY for best party school…...

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  45. blue devil baby says:

    this was amazing. as a legacy attending duke in the fall, i couldn’t agree more.

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  46. Sloop says:

    ELON!

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  47. pton says:

    ralph lauren filmed ads here. rich ass legacies and beautiful campus… with smarts to boot.

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  48. UNC4Life says:

    This is the worst post ever, in which you referenced He’s Not and Cosmic Cantina, both of which are in Chapel Hill. A true betch would know that Duke is not betchy at all, it’s for Asians and geeks. You just lost a reader.

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    • dukebetch says:

      ...Maybe there’s a second Cosmic in Chapel Hill, but there’s also one off of Duke’s east campus (across the street from Whole Foods). You can get over yourself. It isn’t our fault you were too dumb for Duke.

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  49. ess says:

    what i don’t get is why jay leno is the cheerleader they chose?

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  50. a says:

    UF !!!!!

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  51. Harkthesound says:

    What do you call a pretty girl in Durham? A cab back to Chapel Hill.

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  52. Jo says:

    Umass Amherst next!

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  53. UPO says:

    Omg, do University of Phoenix Online! Sooo betchy!

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    • LOL says:

      LOLOLOLOL

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  54. NYU says:

    Princeton & NYU are obviously the betchiest schools around. Look at all of our high profile alums. We run this shit. And Duke isn’t even close to an ivy. Even Cornell is laughing at Duke. Like, fucking duh.

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    • pton says:

      hahah love this. cornell is laughing at duke = brillz. everyone knows cornell is the worst (AND least betchy) ivy.

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    • NYUReally? says:

      hahaha this is coming from an NYU grad? Absolutely priceless! Duke blows half the ivies out of the water. Cornell has absolutely nothing on Duke and NYU isn’t even in the picture. Your time would be better spent wasting daddy’s money by playing dress up in New York. What a joke.

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  55. Hoya saxa says:

    Georgetown is betchy af.

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  56. Vandy Betch says:

    Vanderbilt please? Everyone knows we’re the betchiest.

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  57. Dying says:

    What’s up with all of the Duke students and alum getting seriously butt hurt over this post? The comments seem to speak for themselves about this school.

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  58. FSU BETCH says:

    FSU has like the hottest student body!!

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  59. Carolina Betch says:

    DO UNC. everyone knows how betchy and elitist chapel hill students can be. not to mention the sorority girls here are off the charts snobs! its perfect material for you betches

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  60. please says:

    Georgetown, Vanderbilt, and Princeton are obviously the betchiest schools (each of which need their own posts. Oh, and UVA (if you’re into public schools, which- let’s be serious- what real betches are?).

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  61. BUTLER BETCH says:

    Do Butler University. Full of rich skinny betches who know how to fucking party. We have the number one dance program in the nation (aka skinny betches everywhere) and Greek life is huge. Not to mention our basketball teams pretty sick…

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    • WASB says:

      ....Never heard of you….

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  62. Santa Barbara says:

    UC Santa Barbara is obviously one of the betchiest schools around. I mean, it’s on the beach so there are tan skinny betches walking around everywhere. Not to mention Santa Barbara itself is not for the slight of wallet. UCSB, so betchy.

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  63. ugly nerds says:

    If the picture doesn’t scream it, Duke has the ugliest student body in the country. All nerds, wanna be southerners or people rejected from good northern schools. Even the cheerleaders are repulsive.

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    • Wfu says:

      Write about wake forest!!

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  64. princeton says:

    ugh do princeton. its way betchier than duke. we have pi phi and theta as well as way betchier eating clubs. and in order to be anyone you have to dress like Lilly, be a rich legacy, and party way better than any of these schools. duh.

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  65. A says:

    duke girls aren’t betchy, they’re ugly frumpy nice girls..

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  66. SthrnBetchx says:

    Unless you’re a Robertson, which let’s face it you aren’t (betches Don’t do Work), you aren’t a betch. Duke girls are NOT betchy.
    Duke bros come to Chapel Hill to party, well known Southern Betch fact. 
    Greek Life: They like don’t even have actual houses.
    During the Day You Should: Probably pop a Xanie and an addy and like actually do work. Yuck!
    At Night You Should: Head over to Franklin Street or A frat house at Chapel Hill… You’re Bros are here anyway.
    Things to do before you graduate: Transfer.

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  67. EW says:

    Ugh, Duke, seriously? Regardless of Greek affiliation, all the girls look like frumpy ass trolls who don’t even dress up for class. Duke is too diverse to have enough betches. You should have done Wake Forest which is full of betchy brand conscious WASPs who are quietly loaded and spend far less time in their library than Duke fuggos. The campus is a well-known breeding ground for betchiness since nobody ever fucking leaves the insulated bubble. Try again, betches.

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    • EW says:

      Ugh, Wake Forest, seriously? Regardless of how much you cried when your parents couldn’t pay enough for you to be able to get in, you still probably look like frumpy troll who scavenges Lilly dresses from the local thrift store. No one is “doing” Wake Forest, not only is your school incredibly unremarkable but honestly, no one knows or cares about it.

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  68. Betchhh says:

    Ladies, there is enough betchiness to go around. No need to squabble over who is the betchiest. That said, the “EW” comment about WF is utterly unprecedented- jealous much? Glamour Magazine has Wake Forest as the #1 Most Attractive School. The greek life at Wake is perf, the people are gorgeous, the majority are grossly wealthy, and Wake has a phenomenal academic reputation. And show some respect for the almighty Lilly. Retract the claws, betch.

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    • Legacy says:

      My dad went to Wake so I visited and it actually has a rediculous model-like population. I’m going to Brown but debated going to Wake because of the beautiful campus and people. Duke is betch but tailgating is a fucking necessity..

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  69. Grow Up says:

    I find it funny that you people are fighting over who is “betchy” or not. This whole post is completely asinine and immature. College is about academics so stop being dumb bitches and grow up. It’s people like you who prevent our society from progressing.

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  70. JB says:

    I graduated from Duke a hundred years ago. I was one of the only two betches on campus.

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  71. Your Name says:

    Plenty of betches at East Carolina!

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    • AnOldBetch says:

      Seriously, ECU has the nastiest, filthiest, sluttiest, and dumbest trashy girls in the country. They all come to ECU in big groups from their shitty high schools, because none of them are smart enough or brave enough to try anything new, or get into any better school. ECU accepts literally everyone who applies, and the tries to pass themselves off as betchy. They’re NOT. Trust me. Most aren’t even bright enough to understand “betchy” as a concept, and have a tough time finding their way inside when it’s raining. Honestly, stupid, stupid girls and dumb boys. They can’t even party well. Football games become dangerous as the trashy students get shit faced and start chucking stadium cups full of beer down the bleachers. EMT’s stand by, waiting to see up the many lacerations. This is a school for drunks and idiots. NOT betchy.

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  72. update says:

    now that its 2013 this could be updated…Snu is not really the “top” frat anymore. And a few other things could be changed.

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  73. A says:

    do wake forest!!!! so betchy

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