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One of the worst parts of being a betch is the fact that we're always bored and therefore need to be entertained constantly, usually by a combo of shit-talk texting and tweeting. Unfortunately when we're driving texting is difficult and tweeting is nearly impossible. So what now? We blast music. But sometimes we get a little bored of the house music we’ve been pregaming to all weekend week, so we need an alternative. That's why they invented rap.

Betches love rap music because we never get bored listening to the lyrics or trying to learn the words, and the one guy who we can trust to deliver quality rap is Lil Wayne.

Not only do betches find Weezy’s lyrics to be extremely witty as they often degrade women in a hysterical way, but we also find him so fucking sexy.

 

lil wayneMaybe it was the glasses

 

Ever see his interview with Katie Couric? Firstly, Katie was the one with the hard-on in this twosome and secondly, we have no doubt they fucked immediately after the cameras turned off. We don’t blame you Katie for not #8’ing, it’s Weezy’s irresistible bad boy allure.

Imagine how good his game must be. He appears like a sensitive guy with his tear drop tattoos but then says shit like “I get Head and Tail like a quarter…in that order.” It goes without saying that anyone who's been arrested multiple times for possession of obscene quantities of marijuana and cocaine as well as multiple hand guns is not a fucking nice guy. Swoon.

We secretly think he might be British due to the fact that he had a dental procedure giving him 8 root canals at once. If not for the fact that he only has like 2 of his original teeth remaining we might even grant him ugly hot status.

There is nothing more appealing than a guy who knows he’s the absolute shit. He’s at the point in his career where he barely has to come up with clever lyrics to be featured in a song. It doesn’t even have to relate to what the song is about. For example, in All of the Lights he goes “I’m Young Money I’m cash money If we could buy time, I spend my last money.” And then says some shit about lights.

We can’t forget to mention that he like, invented one of our fav betches of the week, Nicki Minaj. We’d love to see these two get married. Their wedding would probably be on par with the Royal Wedding, except we'd see a lot more people dressing like sluts.

Our favorite quotes of his include:

“No I ain’t lookin’ down, but I see no one above me.”

 

"Swagger down pat, call my shit Patricia.”

“I love my baby mamas, they my highest honors.”

 

lil wayne

We also admire his creativity when it comes to naming his albums. Carter I...Carter II…Carter III…

Finally, we admire Lil Wayne's plans to retire at the ripe age of 35 so he can be with the four kids he's had since he was fifteen. Whatever, he wrote his first rap song when he was fucking 8 years old. It's time. You can bet your ass he'll be living our dream job of smoking pot all day and talking shit about other girls.

We're not sure how he did it and we're sure it wasn't easy, but betches fucking love Weezy.

 

 

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34 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. @linaroque says:

    “But sometimes we get a little bored of the house music we’ve been pregaming to all weekend week, so we need an alternative. That’s why they invented rap.”

    Yep. Exactly.

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  2. SassyNewYorkBetchhhh says:

    “Betches love rap music because we never get bored listening to the lyrics or trying to learn the words, and the one guy who we can trust to deliver quality rap is Lil Wayne.

    Not only do betches find Weezy’s lyrics to be extremely witty as they often degrade women in a hysterical way, but we also find him so fucking sexy.”

    Yeaaa buddyyyy
    exactly how i feel about him lol

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  3. Anonymous says:

    Amazing. My friend had sex with him and i am eternily jealoouss.

    Love this site!!! Recommending it to everyone.

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    • c says:

      doubt it

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  4. Dani says:

    Love this.

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  5. Anonymous says:

    The tear drops are not bc he’s sensitive in the ghetto that means he has killed someone…

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  6. Anonymous says:

    thanks for clarifying the teardrop thing that you fucking brain surgeon.

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  7. says:

    Hahahaha.

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  8. Anonymous says:

    you forgot his best line ever: this game is a bitch, i got my hand up her dress

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  9. RapGamer.com says:

    What, no talk about his horse sized penis not because he’s Black but because he’s famous?

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  10. Anonymous says:

    young mula babyyy!

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  11. Ghetto betch (jk) says:

    Weezy’s fucking smart too. He could have gone ivy, but he didn’t want to (ultimate not doing work). He’s cocky and clearly manipulative, in love.

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  12. mm says:

    eternally*

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  13. Anonymous says:

    and your friend probably has like gonorrhea now…ew….fucking celebrities is so not betchy, it’s disgusting. If there’s ever a situation where you will never wear the pants in the relationship/game it’s with a celeb, if you end up with the pants you’re a hbic but until then stop. gross.

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  14. Anonymous says:

    i am in love with this post. lil wayne also basically invented drake and drake is seriously sexy

    also love his line weezy f baby bitch the f is for fascinate

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    • Anonymous says:

      Ummmm yea a variation of that line’s in a million of his songs….Weezy F and F is for fill in the blank. Fucking duh.

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  15. n betch says:

    “im so hot you’ll prob catch a tan around this mutha fucker”

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  16. Weezylover says:

    Love love love this post. One of my faves by far. Good job betches

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  17. madison betch says:

    you clearly missed the underlying sarcasm of this entire site. so not betchy.

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  18. Anonymous says:

    His tear drops aren’t filled in, aka they’re for someone who died.

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  19. Anonymous says:

    His tear drops aren’t filled in, aka they’re for someone who died.

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  20. Anonymous says:

    Actually, the teardrop tattoos represent fallen homies, so not only were you incorrect about the meaning of the tattoos but also about the fact that he’s def a sensitive/bad-boy pro. Totes not betch of you.

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  21. gnstr.wordpress.com says:

    He is not British. They hate rap, have bad yellowy teeth, and prefer Mozart to Jay-z.

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  24. betch says:

    totally jealous
    its kk i am too

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  25. Betch Blant says:

    favorite weezy line?

    “i eat that pussy like the last supper”

    this lapsed catholic betch has never been so turned on by sacrilege.

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  26. Anonymous says:

    Way to not make any sense at all ESL retard.

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  27. S says:

    You gotta respect Wayne he’s cleaned up (ha or at least says so) from his drug and gun days and he is settled down (again or at least he says so) with a girlfriend. You forgot to mention that Tunechi can legit do like ANY genre of music and it sounds good, most recent example the Grammys on sunday: electronica with deadmau5 that shit was catchy as hell, no ceilings mixtape/tha carter I,II,III: ghetto ass rap, I’m not a human being/rebirth: rock, and tha carter IV a mixture of all the above. Not to mention you can put him on any song and it’s in the top 100 within weeks. He made a living out of fucking strippers and getting twisted, he’s got it made.

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  28. Anonymous says:

    what if a betch just really likes good music and wayne falls under the category of prince of the rap game?

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  29. Lorelei says:

    The “f” is for phenomenal.
    LOVE

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  30. Victoria says:

    HAHA Lil Wayne SUCKS. Thats what fuckin pre-pubescent teenage girls listen to. Almost as bad as Drake’s gay ass: Self proclaimed “gangster rapper”/ Degrassi High Alumnus Actor? HAHAHAHAH NOT GANGSTER
    Betch please…if you are going to listen to rap, listen to INTELLIGENT MUSIC. Immortal Technique/Pac/Biggie/Dr. Dre/Nas/Gang Starr etc

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