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So you’re at the bar trying to master the art of seeing and being seen while really fulfilling your greater desire to text in the corner and have annoying people stop approaching you. You’re having a standard night, saying hi to a few girls, hug a few #50 guy friends, and let some bro buy you a drink while you both admire how amazing your pedicure looks in your open-toed pumps.

That’s when you see her out of the corner of your eye. That friend who just can’t help but let the whole world know she’s a huge desperate whore. You and the rest of the bar know just who this girl is. She’s the girl eye-fucking everyone in sight, she’s the one lingering in and around the bar trying to take advantage of the drunkest guy there. The guy who's too fucked up to realize she’s annoying and/or ugly. She is undeniably TGF, Trying to Get FUCKED.


GreaseWe can understand why Rizzo was TGF with that haircut


Now every normal person who’s not a home schooled freak or has witnessed pop culture in the past 5 years knows what DTF is, and frankly there’s nothing wrong with that. We respect every girl's choice to be a slut if she so chooses, after all it's 2011 and it can be hard to continuously reject the massive amount of bros coming your way, all trying to get it in. Betches can and occasionally do have sex with bros while making sure to time it perfectly enough that we maintain an overwhelming majority of power.

TGF however, is simply unacceptable. Being DTF is being open to the idea of having sex if it so presents itself. Being TGF is projecting an oozing vibe of desperation for someone anyone to have sex with you. When a bitch is TGF, you can’t always even see it, but you can definitely feel it. It’s kind of like the wind, or our trust funds.

i enjoy being a slut

Any betch knows that while having sex with bros is okay and even encouraged in some circumstances, being down to fuck anything with a pulse is revolting and sad. If people don’t hate you, they’ll inevitably feel sorry for you and wonder what your father did to you to have gotten you to this low point of insecure sexual deprivation.

So betches, if you find that one of your besties has come down with a case of TGF, you should sit her down and knock some fucking sense into her. No one is going to buy the cow if said cow is shoving milk down your fucking throat. It’s a sign of low quality produce. So if you find yourself taking home the guy who all your friends have rejected, lingering at the bar until every last guy has gone home, or texting every bro in your phone that you’re DTF, make an immediate appointment with a psychologist bitch, you’re fucking infected.


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19 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. The Betches says:

    Desperate for anything is sad, but desperate for dick is worst of all.

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  2. The Betches says:

    This is so hysterically true!

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  3. The Betches says:

    Its always a fat girl/girl with low self esteem too, every god-damn time, opening their VD infected mouths around me and throwing me off my game.

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  4. The Betches says:

    what does tgf stand for?

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  5. Wompwomp says:

    Yes, it everyone else’s fault you flop socially, you delightful, sweet-natured little charmer.

    And before you get there, no, calling me fat will not a) make it so, b) make me care, or c) make you look cool.

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  6. K says:

    I know a girl just like this. hahaha sucks to suck

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  7. be real says:

    you all are trying to get fucked just as bad; different approach is all…

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  8. a male says:

    this is why this site sucks so much. copying so fucking hard. do you see the men commenting on NYB’s articles bitching at each other? no. you don’t. stop bitching at each other bitches, you suck.

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  9. reader says:

    I feel as if this post is not in the true betch vibe.

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  10. Gypsy says:

    Well said.

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  11. lovesit says:

    Well said!

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  12. Anonymous says:

    So true. Well done betches, and we all know these poor pathetic girls who would likely argue they’re DTF, and the rest of the non whore community is simply “jealous”. Haha like we’d ever be jealous of your dirty loose vajay!

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  13. elizabetchgold says:

    TGF girls are also always the ones who were like hot in fucking middle school. Then they got fat because they had boobs too early and the rest of us skinny betches looked even hotter than ever with age, and now those chubby skanks still think its fucking 2002.  Sucks to suck indeed.

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  14. B Word says:

    I actually know a few very pretty betches who are DTF. And do they ever get it in. But the joke is on them/the guys whose beds they always manage to snake into—DTF = STD.

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  15. sean says:

    why? It’s more natural then going solo with a vibe

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  16. eh says:

    Enjoyable topic. You’re definitely onto something. This site has a knack for naming common behavior that often goes undiagnosed. (e.g. TTH, DGAF).  There’s a gross difference between girls that can be DTF and those reeking of desperation like they need to get fucked. The only man you really might need after hours is a trustworthy, platonic, drug-dealer. 
    Kidding…..It’s best to stock up before you go out.  Except I’d say most of the girls I’ve seen as TGF have been hotties, well-dressed, skinny… Maybe it’s because they are the ones that piss me off. Maybe it’s just because I don’t notice the fugly fat ones.

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  17. Anon says:

    Welcome to the conservative world of tomorrow. TODAY.

    You’re sincerely.


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