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There are very few things that control college life more than the Greek system. While it clearly has its ups and downs, it cannot be denied that betches fucking love fraternities. Aside from training bros to be the SABs we know and love, frats are great because we automatically associate them with two of our favorite things, boys and alcohol. Say no more.

 

animal houseAs the legend of frat bros, his attractivness says enough.

 

It's important to note that guys who are/were in frats are distinctly different from guys who aren't/weren't in frats. This is because pledging is difficult and builds character teaches you not to be a pussy. Character building activities include spanking each other with a paddle, drinking beer and holding in their urine, and being faced with the reality that they may have to defile an animal during pledging. Honestly, just the air of being in a frat says something about their social habits. Clearly, in a good way.

Let's talk about mixers, or themed parties designed for you to do your betchiest activities aka pregame, dress like a slut, and hang with your besties and guy friends. It's like you get the halloween rule of being allowed to dress like a skank but every fucking night.

How Sunday morning regret is it when you and your bestie wake up and text each other to find that you’re both down the hall from each other, still with bros from last night, even though you both swore to each other you weren't going to #8 fuck them? Grool, we can walk of shame back to our dorm together! How cute.

While big frat parties are usually smelly, gross, and infested with ugly freshmen, it's fun to push these girls out of the way while making your way to drink the top shelf in your guy friend's room.

Plus it's sometimes fun to chill with bros during the day, watching them do "bro" things like play beer pong while you pretend to comment on whatever sports game is on and secretly race yourself to drunken oblivion before someone you hooked up with last week wanders downstairs and starts hitting on you.

 

walk of shameThe walk of shame escape route is a delicate one.

 

A true betch is something of a frat star, but try not to take this too far. Bros talk. A lot. The frat star superslut always ends up either a) wifed up and becomes the UGH, or b) a chlamydia-carrying whore.

Then they have formals, which we love because like we've said, they're basically low-pressure dates where you're encouraged to get completely obliterated.

So girls, make sure that you enjoy fraternities while keeping in mind all of the gay things these guys had to do during pledging. Make sure you don't date a bro while he's pledging, but instead while he has pledges so that they can be not only his bitch, but yours as well.

There are few things more quintessentially college to a betch than waking up in a disgusting frat house, maneuvering your way around beer cans and bongs, and 'borrowing' a never to be returned frat sweatshirt as a memento of your hottest and whoriest years.

 

 

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40 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. The Betches says:

    Ew. No this post is gross.

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  2. The Betches says:

    you’re gross, geed.

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  3. The Betches says:

    Are you fucking kidding? The only thing gross about this is how accurate it is.

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  4. The Betches says:

    hahaahahaha this is 1000% true. ASU. Frat. Tons of wh**es. Wear a jimmy hat.

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  5. The Betches says:

    So true, reese. Love this post! Frats guys are future pros and if you’ve never woken up in a frat house then you’re obvi fugly and fat.

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  6. The Betches says:

    And if that’s happened to you more than a few times you’re probably fugly and fat. Hot betches don’t need to give out blow jobs for attention.

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  7. The Betches says:

    Your best friend wont tell you… your being a slut! A one time wake up in a fraternity… acceptable, but every Sunday, not okay!
    whatyourbestfriendwonttellyou.com

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  8. The Betches says:

    Oh god please stop your blog is horrible and incomparable to this site. Stop shamelessly promoting yourself it’s embarrassing. Maybe your best friend won’t tell YOU that most college-aged women also know the difference between “your” and “you’re.”

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  9. The Betches says:

    YOU obviously wrote this about YOUR own blog, but thanks betch.. a lot of people got to see my blog with decent morals.

    It’s a blog not a dictionary, sorry for grammatical errors. Didn’t know I was being graded.

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  10. The Betches says:

    Thank you!

    Are betches supposed to be the community mattress now? Why is every post about justifying excessively whorish behavior?

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  11. The Betches says:

    I think the only truth this post has is “it’s fun to push these girls out of the way while making your way to drink the top shelf in your guy friend’s room.” Someone obvi is a geed, and if you’re going to write about a lifestyle you know nothing about, it at least make it sound a little convincing…

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  12. The Betches says:

    this post is beyond perfect. the only people complaining are those who wasted their college years (if they even went) in the library or going home every weekend; true GDI’s. Any sorority girl will be nodding their head in agreement while being reminded of their Greek Life memories. Sorry for taking advantage of the “best years of our lives.” *snaps* to this post!

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  13. The Betches says:

    Thank you! I adored this post… college is filled with awesome and fun experiences, which to the outsider, may be a bit shame-inducing. But a betch just wants to have fun, especially in college, and making a few questionable choices involving fraternity men is just part of the deal! For all of you hating on this post: someone didn’t get a bid. Nobody likes a geed.

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  14. The Betches says:

    if college is the best years of your life, you’re living a reallllyyyy pathetic life. “YAYYY the best years of my life were the ones when I whored myself out to multiple guys and don’t really remember anything!” *snaps* to you……………..

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  15. The Betches says:

    wtf is up with the ads at the end?
    If i want to see a hot girl in a bra I’ll jsut take off my shirt and look at myself in the fucking mirror

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  16. The Betches says:

    The only time this website is ever hard to like is when it seems like the writers are paying homage to the guys they’re emulating. Did BrosLikeThisSite influence you so much that you feel like you need to tip your hat to them in every other fucking post?

    They’re not nice to betches on BrosLikeThisSite the way you betches are nice to them.

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  17. The Betches says:

    I completely agree. I used too read BrosLikeThisSite simply because I felt it was one of the only humorous websites describing a lifestyle I could relate to. When betcheslovethissite got going, I now only read bros when absolutely bored desperate. betches lovethissite is hilarious and pretty much true to life! and somehow the bros don’t appreciate this? probably because we’re winning and not fucking them

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  18. The Betches says:

    Seriously? Was there not a way to write this post that didn’t make every betch in the greek system sound like a raging slut?

    That pic of the walk of shame was the only one that sprang to your mind when you were writing this? Nice.

    I feel like I need to shower after reading this let down.

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  19. The Betches says:

    hahahah this website is great it just lets shitty people know that other people are shitty too and verifies their behavior condemning them to an unhappy life filled with divorces and either confusion or ignorance…. don’t try to hard reading that though

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  20. The Betches says:

    Betches always get driven home.

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  21. The Betches says:

    Wow all of the double-standards in the comments. I like how a girl is automatically called a slut if she behaves the exact same way as her male counterpart.

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  22. The Betches says:

    All you bitches (emphasis on the i) complaining about this post need to get off your high horse. this website is FUNNY. that’s the point. Also, the majority of betches i know–both in sororities and GDIs–can relate to this post and have done the walk of shame after having a little too crazy a night. own up to it!! and rock your biggest, betchiest shades as you strut out of that frat house.

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  23. The Betches says:

    It’s called the walk of shame because it’s shameful. Yeah we’ve all experienced the walk of shame, but that doesn’t mean it’s something to celebrate, those are the nights you look back on and wince a little bit.

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  24. The Betches says:

    This is amazing. And yes gross… grossly accurate!! Another true Betch move… Date the richest frat brother, while he is pledge leader, as you are soon voted “sweetheart”. Now you not only rule all of the incoming scared freshman, but then the house too and all the annoying girls that walk inside. Done and Done. Didn’t marry him tho, had to move on and not get wifed up.

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  25. The Betches says:

    A betch has to be very careful what fraternity she aligns herself with and where she leaves her cup, mid black out on a friday night in her college town. Some frat boys can’t be trusted. A betch will text this kind of bro on a night where she is just looking to rage. And all betches love to rage. If you don’t, you’re not a betch. On the other hand, the frat that treats women with an ounce of respect, doesn’t carry roofies, and hasn’t been kicked off campus is the kind of “fraternity”–> notice how the proper name is given, that a betch can get to know and love, and evolve while raging with through the best four years of her life. A betch shouldn’t just show up to frat parties, she should own it, be greeted by every brother as she walks in, and when she falls down the stairs or slips up on the dance floor, her best betch sisters should be besides her. Keep it classy betches! and bottoms up!

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  26. The Betches says:

    Clearly you go to a shitty school with a crappy greek life. This is 100% truth.

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  27. Bad Betch says:

    This is legit my life and I am a freshman in college right now. Who ever wants to doubt that this is true obvieee didnt enjoy college!

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  28. hey says:

    Shut the fuck up, freshman.

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  29. Anonymous says:

    awh this makes me miss college. love this so true every word

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  30. L says:

    Dictionaries don’t have grammar rules…

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  31. Anonymous says:

    What goes beyond this post is when you’re dating a guy in a frat with a sleeping porch, and the guys get up in the morning to do whatever the fuck they do and you and your betches chitchat and gossip across the sleeping porch, and text each other about the annoying/ugly/trashy other girls from other sororities that are also on the sleeping porch

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  32. Anonymous says:

    HAHA I used to date a guy in a frat that was 2 blocks away from my sorority, sometimes I would make him drive me home. We ended up breaking up because I decided he was too much of a bitch

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  33. Mark Makers says:

    You’re right, he should’ve made you walk your fat ass back home; would’ve helped you lose the thunder thighs that made you feel embarrased to ever walk into the castle (almost as embarrasing as seeing his pledge brother that you used to shack with). That’s right, who needs a fratdaddy when you always have 2 men on the backburner- Ben and Jerry. Dumb bitch.

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  34. Anonymous says:

    Wait, you broke up with your boyfriend because he drove you home instead of making you do the walk of shame across campus? He DOES sound like a bitch! Lemme guess, he also took you out to $100 dinners…what a pussy!

    You’re a psycho

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  35. Anonymous says:

    gtfo geed you’re not a betch and never will be

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  36. Nash says:

    TRUE ENOUGH LOL! FUCKIN GEEDS

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