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You're bored. We know this not because it's Monday, but because being bored is a fundamental creed of The Betch Life. We're almost willing to bet you found this site because you were bored and stalking someone's Facebook profile one day...which now brings you to this post about...being bored. So from now on, instead of thanking our fans (Wait, did we ever thank our fans? Whatever.) we're going to worship the bestie who's literally always by our side, boredom.

For the average person, being bored is a bad thing but since betches are not average people, boredom is our Zen. Speaking of Zen, there should be a movement for Boredom to be capitalized permanently. Like, show some fucking respect. Achieving the perfect state of Boredom should be sanctioned by the Pope as a fucking religious tenet with a mandatory pilgrimage to


girl with joint in boobsIf it weren't for boredom, this useful trick would never have been discovered


So why do betches love being bored? It's actually very profound. It's because compared to our awesomeness, everyone and everything else seems lackluster. Plus the fact that we're bored all the time means that we've developed a keen appreciation for the most important things: talking about ourselves and how bored we are, and getting fucked up. This is why, while ordinary people do things to not be bored, the betch lifestyle actually reinforces boredom through our psuedo-hobbies of #36 not doing work, #80 bitching, and #61 yoga.

Productive Unenlightened people will argue that boredom is an uncomfortable feeling, so why would we want to feel that way? Not that we're more evolved or hormonally superior, but we disagree. It's kind of the <a title="105. " it's="" like="" whatever""="" data-cke-saved-href="" href="">"it's like whatever" of moods. Boredom is actually one of our favorite emotions in that it involves none.

sushi to be delivered. Being bored is an art because it involves being dissatisfied despite an enormous array of things you could potentially be doing. When this happens, looking at yourself in the mirror is usually the only activity to put you at ease.


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Ever been to a club, 15 shots deep, surrounded by your besties but all you kept thinking was Ugh there's nothing interesting going on with my phone so I'm BORED AS FUCK? If yes, then congrats betch, you totally fucking get it.

As you probably already know, society encourages us to keep busy and generally looks down on idle citizens. Although in reality this is only true for unproductive ugly people. Lucky for us, our beauty gets a free pass to doing anything because activity is for the overweight. To reiterate this important double standard, Paris Hilton not doing anything all the time: OKAY. Poor teen moms on welfare not doing anything all the time: NOT OKAY.

To those who criticize us for being constantly bored and not contributing to civilization, we say that boredom can claim full responsibility for the existence of Betches Love This, what other society is there?

So betches, take our word for it and spend today doing nothing but relishing in your own boredom. After all, what's more productive than backstalking yourself through 2005?


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19 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. bitch says:

    i love you bitches and all of your posts but this post is really bad and boring.

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  2. boredbetch says:

    haha, backstalking yourself is a classic bored void-filler

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  3. Betchyouout says:

    Was literally thinking how to spend my day doing nothing when I saw this post on Twitter.. Thanks for reiterating that it’s normal for me to lounge around all day while I should be at my internship. Oh yeah and as for the poor teen moms on welfare, nicely put. Although most are so damn ugly they should stay inside anyways!

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  4. Anonymous says:

    i was bored so i went to read this post and got bored reading it..

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  5. board at work says:

    Backstalking!!! I love it! Seriously though backstalking myself on Facebook always keeps me entertained. Thank God for Boredom!!

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  6. Emma says:

    Still waiting for my sushi… Yawn

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  7. THEbetchfuckingduh says:

    I have to admit, this is actually one of the better posts you’ve made recently. Like, I totally get this because it’s exactly how I feel every time I’m not blackout drunk

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  8. boredbetch says:

    lounging around on the couch refreshing my phone & surfing channels… fucking duh!

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  9. Sophie says:

    This blog bored me

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  10. Natalie says:

    currently bored now which lead me to tell you that I think a post on the betches attending the superbowl is necessary.

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  11. snoopy says:

    where are the old writers of this website?!!? the posts have sucked ass lately

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  12. minkbetch says:

    literally what i do at work every day, never gets old

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  13. Anonymous says:

    agreed. I didn’t even finish it

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  14. michelle says:

    did you get that from my twitter post?! I have good ideas !

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  15. Anonymous says:

    got bored reading this

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  16. loungealot says:

    I think my only emotions are bored and blackout. currently lounging watching dr. oz tell ugly audience members about blueberries for the thousandth time.

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  17. Anonymous says:

    So true literally this is what i do… now im getting up to go look at myself in the mirror for 10 mins byeeeee

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