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This week's betch of the week may not necessarily be a betch in all senses of the word, but she's undoubtedly one of our idols. She's skinz, pretty, and PAINFULLY funny. No like, it really really hurts when we watch anything she does, whether it's an SNL skit or when she's ready to party with the best of them and she's going down to the river, our cores are definitely getting a workout. So who is she? She's mean, she's lean, she's from upstate New York, she's Kristen Wiig.

Most people who don't watch Saturday Night Liive, which is liike most people in general, fiirst fell in love wiith Kwiig in Knocked Up. I mean, whose dream job ISN'T it to tell Katheriine Heiigl that she needs to lose a few pounds.

Sure she's a college drop out, but the best of them are. And yeah, whatever, she's awkward as fuck, but if she weren't none of us would have ever met Sue, the bitch who's always so surprised, or Junice Merrell, our favorite deformed songstress, or Gilly, the most dangerous yet surprisingly apologetic school giirl.

But now that her last days of SNL have sadly come and gone, we're hoping she's going to come out with some more serious gems liike Bridesmaids. We hear she's writing something with the same comedian who co-wrote Bridesmaids, aka her plane buddy. I heard about a woman who went to the bathroom on a plane...she got sucked into the toilet...sucked right in. Seriously, thanks to the Kwiigster and her plane scene, our lives will never be the same agaiin. Now Mean Girls and Clueless have another bestie to chill with in our quote reserve!

So Kristen, here's to you, betch of the week. You may no longer be on SNL, and you may not be hooksin' it with Jon Hamm, but you'll always be Mrs. Iglesias to us.

Who's your fav Kwiig character? Kris Jenner? Kat? Judy Grimes? Penelope? Paula Deen? Tan Mom?

 

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22 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. Anonymous says:

    STOP with the double i’s. Headache.

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  2. Anonymous says:

    let’s not forget her betchiest character, the girl from 2 a-holes

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  3. anon says:

    “...our core’s are definitely getting a workout.”

    core’s? really? amateurs.

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  4. Anonymous says:

    No doubt she’s hysterical. But do you really think she’s skinny and pretty?....standards?

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  5. Anonymous says:

    You honestly can’t even pick one character thats better than any of the others

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  6. Anonymous says:

    ya whats with that. annoying.

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  7. Anonymous says:

    Wait what? How is that amateur? Are you like retarded? Do you even know what amateur means?

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  8. Anonymous says:

    Poor grammar is so not betchy.

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  9. Anonymous says:

    They are doiing the double ‘ii’ because her last name is Wiig… how diid y’all not catch on to that? PS Ii would love to wriite for y’all.

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  10. Anonymous says:

    she actually is v skinny and pretty when she isn’t in character for some snl sketch

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  11. yousuck says:

    thats how you spell her last name faggot

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  12. Anonymous says:

    Why they were doing it wasn’t questioned. It’s TTH. One or fewer would’ve been perf

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  13. Anonymous says:

    Haha did you write this post? Sad

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  14. Anonymous says:

    thats clear, I think it was just being pointed out as to how annoying it was getting within the post. your choice of language is completely unbetchy.. faggot? like really?

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  15. you suck says:

    why do you guys suck so much? mad men? girls? so behind.

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  16. uhm... says:

    Kristen Wiig is basically an idol of mine. She got famous being funny and fucking genius. And those of you who say she isn’t skinny and gorgeous…what the FUCK.

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  17. Anonymous says:

    A-FUCKING-MEN! She’s perfect and hilarious and EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST JEALOUS.

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  18. Justice says:

    Step it up in the writing department bitches, seriously. I feel like I just read the Kristin Wiig Wikipedia page.

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  19. uhhh says:

    Target Lady

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  20. Stephanie says:

    She’s hilarious and I fucking love her!
    Her playing “Penelope” on SNL is too funny. You should all go watch some of the Penelope videos if you haven’t seen them, and then you’ll change your minds.

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