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Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are married. She wore Chanel, he wore Hugo Boss, Bette Midler sang, the cake traveled 8 hours to get to the wedding, bla bla bla. I just don't understand why people think we give a shit about the intricate details of cake transportation? But you know what we do care about? The fact that a great nickname for Blake Lively is Blakeley...And playing the game 'Who Would You Rather Do: Reynolds vs Gosling' is a really entertaining way to pass time at the library/work. 

 

So as Linkin Park once said screamed, "In the end, it doesn't really matter." Both are named Ryan and both are hot as fuck without shirts. Personally, I wouldn't mind Gosling yelling at me that it was never over while being serenaded by Reynolds' rendition of I Swear, but that's just me. 

 

19 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. gosling says:

    no doubt.

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    • Yup says:

      hands down

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  2. Vic says:

    I just want to know why Ontario got a -5, the fuck!?

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  3. duh says:

    given the choice… I’d do lochte.

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  4. ul says:

    no ryan lochte?

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  5. Both says:

    Both?

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  6. duh says:

    the friends reference in this is fantastic
    also, why not a three-some with both…? #thinkinglikeabetch

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  7. chicbetchfan says:

    wtf is this! BRING BACK CHIC BETCH! she’s current, and knows what looks good on…its not a fashion blog, I know, which is precisely why chic betch- who celebrate the betch’s body and lifestyle including the betch’s clothing- is peerfect! More chic betch pls! <3

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  8. jamie says:

    ryan gosling is SO much hotter

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  9. DUH says:

    I would do both… at the same fucking time. reynolds is funnier though!

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  10. ok says:

    damn looks like a lot of sloots read this blog. 3sumz

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  11. ahaha says:

    literally, last line was perfect. i died.

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  12. perf says:

    ryan kwanten anyone???

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  13. i threw up says:

    when you referenced linkin park… what is this, hot topic?

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  14. ermina says:

    I’d pick both, at the same time..

    no but seriously, why did Scott Disick get Gosling +5 while John Ham got -5.
    John Ham is fucking sexy.

    I pick Ryan Reynolds though

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  15. Betchapoo says:

    Go ahead, throw up a little in your mouth over the the cliche,but “tall, dark & handsome” are musts for me. Reynolds and I will be announcing our engagement shortly (Blakely, so sorry).

    Naaah… I’ll keep my original tall, dark and handsome, my Mr. Betchapoo, forever.

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  16. Really? says:

    Jon Hamm calling Reynolds “sexy” is worth negative five? Do you not know who Jon Hamm is?

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  17. Jon Hamm says:

    ....the sexiest

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