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Although betches all have certain things in common, there are some betches that stand out and are different than the others. Every friend group can and should have one of these people. She is the token Bat Shit Crazy Betch. In addition to providing entertainment, the BSCB serves to make the rest of us feel like we are normal. She is defined by her superior abilities to #1 talk shit, has really funny stories, and makes us seem nice to guys, at least in comparison to her. The BSCB persona can take many forms, but she typically possesses at least one of the following qualities:

winehouseBSCB will never go to rehab, no no no

Compulsive Need to Rage: While all betches are almost always down to rage, the BSCB gives this an entire new meaning. She's usually the betch that lost her virginity in 7th grade, regularly pounds shots at 10am while everyone else is taking turns vomming from their hangovers (or breakfast, whatever), and was doing lines behind her laptop in freshman year econ. This girl is your favorite betch to party with, has fucked upwards of 40 bros, and generally serves to make other betches feel like their insane habits are normal.

Psycho Breakdowns/Tantrums: Another type of BSCB most likely has some sort of real and diagnosable but untreated psychiatric disorder, be this OCD/ADD/manic depression/anxiety/is generally fucking nuts. She may appear normal most of the time… until she starts sporadically crying in the midst of studying at the library, or when Bachelor Brad eliminates the wrong girl.

Sociopathic Tendencies: One of the most dangerous betches is a sociopath/borderline/pure evil. This betch is stealthy and comes off as completely normal, but she has some seriously evil plans for destruction. While most betches are harmless and just generally awesome, the sociopath BSCB allows her boredom and/or insane ambitions to get in the way of living life like the rest of us. Think Regina George or Tracy Flick. Watch out for this betch or she'll steal your boyfriend, your dignity, and your self-esteem. Make sure you're either cool enough to ball this betch out, or you better be on her fucking good side.

While the BSCBs all have their flaws, they also serve their purpose. Besides being extremely entertaining, these betches make us feel better about ourselves and are wayyyyy more fun to hang out with than those boring nice girls betch-haters. WE LOVE YOU BSCBs!!!!

 

 

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12 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. The Betches says:

    I’m the BSCB of my group and I fucking love that shit.

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  2. Sara says:

    proud to be the BSCB of my betches

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  3. MegMilly says:

    I am the ultimate Bat Shit Cray Cray Betch and I love my life.  But if some other betch tries to F with my betches, she dies.

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  4. Gabi Betch says:

    That’s me!!!!! And it describes my life perfectly!

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  5. Brow says:

    Damn your too good

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  6. GrammarBetch says:

    Just because you can’t use the right “you’re” actually makes you look stupid. Thanks….try again.

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  7. michelle says:

    try living the life of a mother   of a betch!

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  8. Randall says:

    ~Every girl.

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  9. Ashley says:

    If you have to point out that you’re the BSCB of your group, you probably aren’t.

    Duh.

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