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There’s nothing a true betch loves more than talking shit. Be this talking shit about other girls, guys, their best friends, celebrities, professors, poor people… if you have a flaw we will find it and talk shit about it. While the nice girl in the room may urge you, “Stop! These are real people we’re talking about!” betches know the truth. If you’re not cute, funny, or rich, you’re not a real person.

So what kind of settings do betches love to talk shit in? Let’s see… umm… ANYWHERE. Betches talk shit while sitting around at home on their couches (usually in groups of 5 or 6), in the corner at the bar, over drinks at dinner, while browsing Facebook, or via BBM while in the presence of the person they’re talking shit about. In this case, the saying goes, “if you have nothing mean to say, don’t say anything at all.” That’s a betch’s motto.

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Betches can turn any situation into an excuse to talk shit, no matter how positive it may seem. Becky lost a lot of weight? Look how ano and concave her stomach is! Gross! Anna got a job at Goldman Sachs? How many guys did she have to blow to do that? Whatever, bitch is ugly.

The more obvious it is that you’re talking shit, the more fun. For instance, I’m sitting next to Jen while BBMing Melissa that her hair looks greasy. While some may say this makes us catty and unsuitable for conversation, we like to call it “keeping it real.” Except for the fact that no one really knows when people are talking about them. Therefore, you should just assume that some betch, somewhere, is talking shit about you. Like a great betch once said, it's better to be talked shit about than not talked about at all.



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106 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. The Betches says:

    IAAB: I am a bitch. It sums up my life (and probs yours). Live it, love it.

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  2. The Betches says:

    lol pathetic. whoever actually reads this site often is fucking retarded. get a life and some confindence. wait til all you “betches” get out of school and have to work in the real world. trust me this shit will not fly!

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  3. The Betches says:

    you speak the truth, i love you<3

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    • arianah says:

      honestly after reading all of this the site is just for making problems i don"t like that. That"s so dumb

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  4. The Betches says:

    This is worst, most disrespectful article I have ever read. In fact, this whole site is garbage. There is absolutely nothing funny about putting other people down. Way to perpetuate teenage, high school drama. You give real, classy women a bad name. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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  5. The Betches says:


    If you really hate this site, why are you busy reading the posts, betch? Don’t like this site, don’t visit this site. Simple as that.

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  6. The Betches says:

    Ew Dee. It’s betches like you us betches like talking shit about. MYOB and go browse instead

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  7. The Betches says:

    Okay first of all yuh wanna get real? BETCH isnt a fuckin word so yu needa stop bein fuckin stupid. nd 2nd people put their damm opinions nd they have a fuckin rite to. so if yu dnt like her fuckin opinion yu can kiss her fckin ass because yu aint no real Bitch in the first place. yall wanna actin straight ITS CALLED BEIN A BITCH NOT A BETCH. a BETCH is for ppl who are stuck up like stupid ass cunts nd some of yu ppl. so MainBetch…take yuhr own fuckin advice nd dnt tell someone else to mind their own business, cuz if yu put it on a site, it for the public. yea yuhr a dumb “betch”
    .~Tha Real BITCH!!

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  8. The Betches says:


    your name sucks.


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  9. The Betches says:

    me: HA
    “dee. your name sucks
    i bet dee is fat
    Alisa: hahaahhah

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  10. The Betches says:

    Dee?? Dee is a real name..
    Mal?? sounds like a fuckin laxitive stfu

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  11. The Betches says:

    i pretty much agree with dee. if you’re gonna be a ‘betch’ that’s fine but don’t think you guys are fuckin classy. everyone who agrees with / lives their life like this article says is no better than snookie. i mean shit talking is #1…shit talking is the best way to LOSE A FUCKING FRIEND but it doesn’t matter because all you fake sluts care about is yourselves and how you look in front of everyone else.

    “If you’re not cute, funny, or rich, you’re not a real person.”

    That is the most disgusting and judgmental thing I have ever seen. one day when you ‘betches’ grow up and get fat and fucking old CUZ YOUR NOT ALL GONNA BE MILFS LIKE YOU THINK YOU WILL. YOUR PUSSIES WILL HANG DOWN LIKE A FUCKING BAT WING. I’M DONE FUCK YOU BYE.

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  12. The Betches says:


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  13. The Betches says:

    haha this site is obviously a joke…everyone talks shit and everyone is talked about. This is just a way to put things into humor instead of complaining about it like you.

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  14. The Betches says:

    i smell insecurities…
    just imagine how much you actually hate your life if you consider yourself a “betch”

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  15. The Betches says:

    hahahaha girls are dumb as fuck they deserve no rights

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  16. The Betches says:

    Finally, someone who gets it.

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  17. The Betches says:

    so u sayin yo mama dnt deserve any rights???? most females mature faster than yall do an u must be id say bout 15 mentally for a statement like that

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  18. The Betches says:

    yu tryna get fucked up arent yu. thts why without a girl yu’d be gay rite??

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  19. The Betches says:

    Some just don’t understand the value of satire. get the stick out of your ass, you wish you could be a betch.

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  20. The Betches says:

    I think it’s really funny how everyone was putting the other karen down on the other post when ur name is also karen…just saying. and doesn’t it give you betches a clue that all the guys that see this think it’s disgusting? this really is giving girls in general a bad name. i was reading these when i saw a couple of the other ones that were cute or funny, but this…just wow. this isn’t satire, unless you are a group of intellectual girls who are actually all making fun of the way “betches” live, but clearly that is not the case. if you’re going to satirize something because it is painfully true, stop living it.

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  21. The Betches says:

    uuuh I’m pretty sure this is all just a joke.I don’t see why this wouldn’t be considered satire.

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  22. The Betches says:

    **Satire- a novel, play, entertainment, etc, in which topical issues, folly, or evil are held up to scorn by means of ridicule and irony
    *Okay, so if this is “satire,” a word which you girls keep on throwing around like it’s your job, then it should be “holding up” the topical issues of evil and folly that are going on. Would all of you consider the things outlined on this site “evil” or “folly”? For example, the sleeping around with bros, the talking shit on other girls, or the passing of your work to lesser individuals..would these topics fit the category? Personally, I think they do. I also think that calling oneself a “betch” is in itself kind of bordering on folly, but let’s not even go into that. Since someone is taking their precious time to write pages and pages about these things, there must be some truth to them, and you betches are all laughing and “loving this site”…why? Is it because you look at these entries and say, “OMG THAT’S SO TRUE! I DO THAT!” (or even “ALL MY FRIENDS TO THAT!”)? or because you look at them and say, “Wow, this is a really screwed up reflection on our society, what kind of person acts like this? I’m pretty sure it’s the former, and so your brand of satire isn’t really meant to hold up any evils to be scorned, but rather you all want to discuss the strange and uncool things you do to yourself and other people. So, rather than it having the effect satire should, to make you reflect on the evildoings and correct them, this is making you all feel better about yourselves because you are “in” on this social phenomenon, and yes, maybe this site exaggerates things a bit, but that doesn’t cancel out my point. Sorry, but it annoys me when people use random words like “satire” to feel smarter when they have little understanding of them.

    But please do not all start commenting on this that I am such a hater. I don’t hate any of you. I’m sure many of you are lovely individuals, but I’m really beginning to get annoyed with the whole betch/bro culture. Vanity is a sin, people.

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  23. The Betches says:

    Sorry that you’re not a betch. Also, I’m sorry that I’m not sorry.

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  24. The Betches says:

    “Legal: All content on Betches Love This Site is intended for entertainment purposes only. It is neither meant to be interpreted as the truth, nor based in reality. Any illegal actions described are neither condoned nor encouraged by the writers.”

    Entertainment purposes. Everyone stop taking this so seriously.

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  25. The Betches says:

    you have little faith in humanity if you believe women think this behavior is acceptable. this websitre is pretty obviously satire as you defined it downthread.

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  26. The Betches says:

    yeah seriously…DEE YOURE A FUCKING C*NT. clearly you’rea whale.

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  27. The Betches says:

    Ashley…yuhr obviously a hoe.
    yuhr probly one of those dumb blondes who thinks shes everything rite?? fuck yu

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  28. The Betches says:

    this site just screams insecurity

    oh right i forgot it’s “fake”

    omg does this post mean i’m a non betch crap what more is there in life

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  29. The Betches says:

    hahahahaha. that’s what these girls use as every one of their arguments…”sorry you’re not a betch!”

    duh, that’s kind of the point. who the hell cares?

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  30. The Betches says:

    This site is not meant to be taken seriously. Everyone needs to just chill.

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  31. The Betches says:

    as much as people say this, pretty much all high school girls act according to this list. and insecure college girls still living in high school.

    and betches. high five!

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  32. The Betches says:

    betches please stop fighting . let’s be loving betches. jk .

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  33. The Betches says:


    Whiny fat girls just have to find something to complain about!

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  34. The Betches says:

    I have definitely been called a bitch and consider myself a confident, edgy woman, but the way you define betch confuses being mean, insecure, and miserable with being classy, progressive, and respectable. You perpetuate this superficiality because you have nothing to offer the world. Don’t work and sit around bitching about people and starving yourself? Oh, okay, you’re cool. What have you ever done with your life? You’re just insecure because you will never do anything worthwhile on this planet.

    You will figure it out someday when your future bro-husband cheats on you because you’re over 35 and boring (since your shallow). Your situation ends when you’re divorced, broke (because you don’t work), and old. I mean seriously, set the female self-image back about 50 years. Your mother would really be proud (not). . . . I bet your betches of the week would be disgusted to be compared to people like you- as they all made a name for themselves by doing something other than blogging about how cool they are.

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  35. The Betches says:

    Dee, you are clearly not a betch if you cant handle talking shit…you must not even be a girl

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  36. The Betches says:

    Who started this website? How do I get in touch?

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  37. The Betches says:

    it’s emotional impact…

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  38. The Betches says:

    This is hilarious…and so true! Can’t wait to read more posts!!!

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  39. The Betches says:

    Whoa now.

    Everyone talks shit not just girls.

    Talking shit doesn’t make you a bitch (or an ass hole), it makes you a normal human being. Its the god damn bitches and ass holes who can’t take a joke and ride on they’re all mighty high horse because they haven’t learned what it takes to stay sane on this planet that need to be dealt with.

    Jokes never killed anyone, and what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger.

    And for those smart asses out there, any sort of violent reaction that resulted because of a possibly bad timed, distasteful joke isn’t the jokes fault it’s the joker’s fault.

    At least be mindful of the situation.

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  40. The Betches says:

    Thank yu!! exactly. yuh wanna be bitch thts wen yu back yuhr shyt up!

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  41. The Betches says:

    FInally someone who understands that were BETCHES and everyone is just jealous and wants to be like us. If you hate a betch you wana be a betch simple as that. Love this!!!!!

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  42. The Betches says:

    To be honest I think it’s Satire too. I mean I think the creator of this crap of a blog is just trying to show that all of the girls who considered themselves to being….as she says….”Betches” or who say “Omg, I dun that before! <3” as they read a blog are only belittling herself, (or Themselves)

    Side note: Let’s be honest people, the term “what goes around comes around” and any other life style phrases are complete BS, so saying they will be fat and jobless and all that other BS is just ridiculous. Hell the girls who considered themselves to be actual “Betches” could live a fantastical life that includes cheating on men and using them or w.e else this woman/teen/w.e has drought down in these notes.

    ….I digress; The creator of this site can possibly be the smartest person/group of people in the world by making a blog that insults the ignorant readers, or can be a self-loving, cold-hearted, Souless, “takemypeanutbutterandjellysandwhichwithoutmenoticingandeatitinfrontofmyface” Bitch (….with an “i” ). And once again, honestly, what “betch” would take out her time and schedule to create this blog that outlines “Betchery”? A person/group who actually thought of a solution to insult one of this worlds Social dogs….or a “Betch”? “Betches” have their hands full people lol….They have nuts to joggle

    and I wouldn’t believe the majority of girl’s who comment and said they were “betches”, say “you’re bad because you’re fat”, or “I’m skinnier than you because I refuse to eat” they’re probably joking or trolling the internet out of boredom…..remember, the internet is like you sitting in a see through room where people are saying mean ish to you from the outside….They can say all they want because you can’t touch em(The internet is a terrible place)

    ….Last words, for the real Betches who actually think that they’re “The shit”….I can’t say bad shit will happen to you because I would be taking a shot in the dark, but I would say I finally get the meaning for “I’ll pray for you” because who ever raised you like that really must of hated society and the non-rich/beautiful/smart people around them and must of forced you to do alot of things, breaking your childhood virginity….

    And to the blogger behind this Congratz or if you’re an actual “Betch” well….

    I hope you suffer the most mental emotional tragedy ever….

    No but seriously…haha.

    I wonder, Does that make me a “betch”?

    - X)X

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  43. The Betches says:

    The world needs shit talk. It’s like nature’s way of curbing false idols. Too many faux-bitches obtain too much power when it’s totally unwarranted. Betches need to call bitches out

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  44. The Betches says:

    says the ugly soon to be 40 yr old virgin asshole

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  45. The Betches says:

    Yvonne, if you dont know how to spell correctly then stfu and stop your complaining about ‘betch’ not being a real word. ‘you’ has an ‘o’ in it, idiot. Youre obviously one of the people betches talk
    <3, a betch

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  46. The Betches says:

    Dear Dee
    you have been DEEply misled. betches are actually real reason the site exsists. Furthermore they are classy by definition because a sloppy slob simply cant be betch the other betches wouldnt allow it. The world is an ugly place and people like us unfortunatlly have to try and make it more beautiful so let us blow off some steam from our hard work and talk smack. My best advice for you is that if you don’t like it dont listen

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  47. The Betches says:

    okaaaay to the (most likely) wannabe betches trash talking this site: how about you try not looking at this site! this is for betches only and if you can’t handle the absolute greatness of a betch you should go be pathetic somewhere else

    kisses ;*

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  48. The Betches says:

    Shut the Fuck up. dont like the site? then dont get on it. end of story

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  49. The Betches says:

    I think the point is that while yes it is satirical, young girls are easily influenced by shit they don’t understand because teenagers don’t get satire or sarcasm, trust me. I was a teacher, I know. This is funny for someone like me who OBVIOUSLY knows it’s not serious, but it just worries me for those young kids out there that believe everything they read on the internet, I hope they don’t take it too seriously and try to mimic this because this is NOT an appropriate way to live.

    that being said, this blog is funny for satirical purposes, lol.

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  50. The Betches says:

    damnn well saidd kiddo you sound very intellectual

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  51. The Betches says:

    ummm learn how to spell confidence.

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  52. miami bitch says:

    its all about who you know, and lets face it, the nice girls never get the job done. betches will do whatever it takes to get whatever we want, whenever we want.

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  53. Betch?? says:

    Entertaining, hilarous site in gereral. I’m laughing my ass off reading it… but this is why I don’t hang out with girls.

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  54. miamibetch says:

    everyone come down its comedy, have a little sense of humor this sight is hilarious and actually clever

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  55. EloquentBetch says:

    This is absolutely hilarious!! I can’t believe the rage that some people are expressing here! Right, so here are my two-cents. Basically, this website is here for entertainment purposes. I’m not going to say that it’s completely fictional.. I mean after all EVERYONE at some point talks shit. It doesn’t matter to what scale you talk shit… in the end it’s all the same. A fat person isn’t big boned, nor are they skinny challenged… they’re obese/fat. Sure, there can be big beautiful women out there.. and if that’s your cup of tea, then so be it.

    This website basically spells out in bold letters what everyone prefers NOT to talk about.. yet they’re all thinking it. What woman doesn’t want to marry a pro? Those who say they aren’t interested at all are probably already either filthy rich themselves (billionaire level, I mean. Such that no man will ever surpass that), or they’re already married to some man who earns an honest living whilst at the same time wishing they had married the investment banker instead.

    All in all, this website speaks the (exaggerated) truth. Those who get it and embrace it are probably the WASP-esque types but that’s the audience to whom Betches is aimed at. Ghetto people will never understand this type of humour for they are too easily offended (afterall, the laughs are at their expense).

    Oh and ps, betches don’t say c*^t. WAAAAY too vulgar! Your betch of a mother should have taught you better! wink

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  56. Rachael says:

    *round of applause*

    Well said, Daniela. I personally think this is all just a great way to spend my usually boring Wednesday afternoons. All these comments are pretty funny, lol. Why would someone actually take this sh!t seriously???

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  57. Maddie says:

    Weird….. you’re reading it.

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  58. hill says:

    your clearly fat and alone…..this site is unreal, 10 minutes on the treadmill for you!

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  59. Anonymous says:

    boo you suck
    dont hate bc its probably you who us betches are talking shit about

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  60. Ashley says:

    This site is the funniest fuckin shit ever. The comments are even more entertaining !

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  61. Babe Paley says:

    I think it’s pretty clear from her incoherent posts that Yvonne is a wannabe betch. I’m guessing that the ‘Jolly” in her name is referencing the fact that she’s too fat to be a betch and is trying to come up with some kind of redeeming quality.

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  62. Regina says:

    If you hate the site that much, get off it

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  63. EwWhoIsKyle Betch says:

    Hey betches. If everyone could BBM me but Kyle, that’d be great. I have something to tell you guys. Don’t worry about it, Kyle.

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  64. James says:


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  65. betch says:

    you should write a post on fat betches who think they are the shit and are rude to everyone ..fuck them fat betches

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  66. Laura says:

    If you are SMART, you will obviously notice that this website is SARCASTIC and Kyle keep calm, and keep your wise words for a greater cause. A humoristic website does not need moral entrepreneurs like you, so keep calm, and stfu smile have a nice day, dude.

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  67. Lynn says:

    these comments alone are priceless. I adore you betches.

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  68. S says:

    that’s fucking weird you’re on this site in the first place, let alone actually comment on a post. Get a fucking life.
    And obviously not a betch if your a guy…plus, you will probably never get a betch because us betches are too fucking hot for you.
    You’ll be lucky if you get a “pussy that hangs down like a fucking bat wing”

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  69. Anonymous says:

    Spoken like a true betch.

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  70. shmandog says:

    talking shit is a sincere form of flattery.

    envy is a disease, get well soon, betch! xoxo

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  71. shmandog says:

    get well soon, betch! xoxo

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  72. It's Britney Bitch says:

    FUGLY!!!! you’re welcome, since you’re probably in denial about it to

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  73. GG says:

    I think that if you care enough to read all of these comments, and THEN yell, something is probably biologically wrong with you. Especially if you’re a guy. Bro, it’s just a funny site. Chillax your vagina, cool? This is hilarious. So take it for what it’s worth. And to all the lady haters, could you please get the fuck out. CLEARLY you were that loser in high school that tattled. At least, that’s how you’re coming off. You don’t know any of these women, and have no room to judge them. So shut the fuck up, sit back, and enjoy the betches.
    **pretty people are better than everyone***

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  74. joanna says:

    amen sista

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  75. bec says:

    betches sound like jealous bitches. talkin shit about betches doin it better than you..

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  76. Anonymous says:

    Wow is this entire site made up of Tier-2/Tier-3 whores? Y’all sound like you have Downs.


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  77. carter says:

    THANK YOU! i agree with everything you said

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  78. carter says:

    This is NOT a representation of most girls…these are just the snobs.

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  79. hot betch says:

    lol. someone wasn’t allowed into the betch group

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  80. Anonymous says:

    dumb bitches don’t know the definition of satire.

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  81. ashley says:

    !st u dnt need 2 be rich 2 be a real person!!&& that fact that some people talk real that doesnt mean there tlking shit ther jst tlkin TRUE!!

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  82. Anonymous says:



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  83. Anonymous says:

    Uhm, Yvonne, dear. You’re clearly the dumb “bitch.” Please learn to spell and form proper sentences before commenting on public websites. You just look stupid. I don’t even want to go through all your errors, because I’d have to rewrite your entire comment.

    I don’t identify as a “betch” but this website is hilarious. It’s meant to be funny. I don’t understand why you are all taking this up the ass. It’s a JOKE. There are far worse and more serious things out there for you all to criticize. Also, why are you so angry? It’s not that serious. You need to relax and obviously seek help.

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  84. Cloe says:

    y’all are all stupid just talking shit to eachother all you little girls need to grow up (;

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  85. The hood has interent access? says:

    The first thing you should know if you’re going to try to come at a group of “betches” is that we will not take you seriously if you cannot spell or if you use ghetto abbreviations.
    This website is for amusement, not making a stance morally.

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  86. Myrah says:

    Woah, Story Of My Life.

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  87. BETCH+ says:

    the comments on here are so classically betchfight catty, it’s hilarious!

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  88. SuperB says:

    Kyle, you are so incredibly hypocritical. If those who read this site are “fucking retarded” then I’m sorry hon, that applies to you as well, as you are not only reading the site, but commenting as well smile

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  89. Kirari says:

    Don’t get mad get glad hehe.

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  90. Melissa says:

    I’m sorry your name is Yvonne and I’m sorry for repeating it now.

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  91. Ivy says:

    What’s with all the jealous losers hating on the alphas? Trust me girls, as a 37 year old OB (original betch), life just gets better and better with age. Sure, you might have to pretend to listen to a series of geeks your way to the top, but the simple fact is that a true betch knows how to navigate the real world 20 times better than everybody else and we can instantly figure out who to pretend to like. Its this big psychological game where your boss thinks they’ve finally made friends with the “in” crowd and bends over backwards to make you think that they’re cool. With any luck, you’ll have daughters and end up with a couple of jr. betches to hang out with. Then someday comes the amazing gift of being able to talk shit right to somebody’s face and they never even noticed that you were fucking with them.

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  92. Vero says:

    omg lol so many comments so many fights haha its funny.. well people have their own opinions but its true u just cant make someone feel bad what if it happend to you im sure nobody likes to be treated tht way… but chill everyone is not like the world is gunna end XD

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  93. sara says:

    Want to put out there Shanna O. Is a selfish betch that needs to eat a freaking big mac!

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  94. Me says:

    I’m better than you.

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  95. Meh says:

    Shit talkers=Caitiffs
    “keeping it real” *tch* more like “keepin it cowardly”
    “keeping it real.” is a phrase that contidicts the shit talker
    “keeping it real.” is to say it to the target of interest,not the moment they walk away…smh weak

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  96. mimi says:

    anyone know miranda brady now shes a slut

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  97. Your Name says:

    Yall all obviosly need a get a fukin life

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