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We all know this bro. He's the one with whom you and all your friends have drunkenly made out. The guy who's your #50 guy friend until you're too high to remember this trivial detail. Yes, most betches are all too familiar SAB's whorish cousin, the shared guy.

 

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When it comes to the SG, you can literally name 10 girls he's hooked up with within 90 seconds. He's usually pretty funny and always entertaining to chill with. Hooking up with him is always #121 casual, not a big deal, and will never take him off the market for anyone else...nor would you ever want to. As Cher Horowitz describes him, "Sometimes they come to class and say bonehead things, and we all laugh, of course. But no respectable girl actually dates them."

This guy may or may not have an STD or two from all the random V he's stuck his D into, so beware of just how badly you want to have sex/smoke before responding to the his texts to 'hang out' at 1 am. While he can be nice in that he's always around and usually has drugs, he's also notorious for fucking anything with a pulse. Then again, when you're fully aware of this it's NBD.

The worst is when some unsuspecting girl enters the picture and actually thinks this guy is like, datable. You'll meet her and she'll be talking to your group of besties while unaware that 5/6 of you has had sex with him. It's awkward yet always entertaining, kind of on par with observing people do walk of shames from your window or watching Kristen Stewart try to act.

So betches, enjoy but always be on your guard when it comes to the Shared Guy. As long as you're aware of his role in the complex, blended spectrum of potential hookups, the occasional tryst with one is like, never an issue. Just don't get carried away. Brittany Murphy did and we all know how that turned out.

 

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20 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. regretsy says:

    somlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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  2. Skintybetch says:

    This post exactly describes one of my bros. He’s like the pole on a bar stage, we all take a turn when we’re hammered and he has the best blow. Win win.

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  3. shamed says:

    Sounds like my ex boyfriend. trashy broads didn’t have the decency to fill me in.

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  4. Caribbean Betch says:

    This is so accurate! I know a guy who 100% fits this criteria. I think you should also note that he generally sticks himself on to the top bro of the group.

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  5. Anonymous says:

    does not sleep with std infested manwhores (unless you were one of the first)

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  6. Anonymous says:

    oh come on. Like you’ve never done something stupid when you were drunk and and been too busy not caring to, well, care.

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  7. The Man With Bro Name says:

    What you bitches call a “shared guy” is simply a Bro who has lots of slampieces.

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  8. bro says:

    I can’t believe this site exists, a serious rip-off of NYB. It’s fucking disgraceful!

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  9. casual betch says:

    Definitely true. There will be those token shared guys that you are aware of and unaware of until you get together with your bestie and her friend and realized her friend got an std from said unaware shared guy. Let it be known, he may have gotten with majority of your friends, but he goes outside of your group too.

    Make no mistake,
    Betches be careful.

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  10. Gretchen Weiners says:

    Like, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.

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  11. Shep says:

    A “shared guy” is the equivalent of a bro, and further exemplifies how bros dominate slams in every facet of life.  This site is a pathetic rip off of NYB’s, even down to the writing style.  I do, however, admire your acknowledgement that you dumb broads bang anything with drugs.  Spot on.

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  12. max says:

    levy

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  13. k says:

    why be such a hater? imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. sounds like someone’s just pissed because he just figured out we don’t really give a shit about his list of conquests. sorry bruh. here have a zanny

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  14. Anonymous says:

    literally so perfect.  me and my friends had a guy friend like this in high school.  we called him the “stud horse”.

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  15. Anonymous says:

    tha fuck is NYB?.... you’re lame. if you’re such a loyal follower why dont you GTFO. And while we’re here, if you think an SG is the same as your average bro, i dont want to know what STD you inevitably have.

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  16. meg says:

    omg me too.. fucking sucked.

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  17. NYB? says:

    OMG twist of the century!!! I took to googling it since all of us were clearly more confused by the foreign meaning of those initials than when we studied abroad. It’s a website betches, called broslikethissite.com. I. Am, Shocked. Although they clearly must not have as many readers as betcheslovethis because obvi someone would’ve heard of them before now. Def not even of TFM status, but worth a good stalking girls. Frankly I believe their layout sucks and regardless of who came first should be sued and taken over by Head Pro.

    Kisses!
    Investigative Googling Betch

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