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Sexts and Subtext with Head Pro

By The Betches on

Introducing our new column, Sexts and Sub-text. If you like Ask a Pro, you'll really love this shit.

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When you're texting with guys (or your frenemies), do you ever rack your brain over the difference between "hey" and "what's up"? Is he trying to play it cool, or is he just not that into me? Does using emoticons make him gay (hint: yes)? Head Pro is here to help.

Take a screenshot of your text convo and send it with your burning questions to betcheslovethisbro@gmail.com . He'll interpret the s(ext) conversation, tell you what he thinks is REALLY going on, and out you for probably sounding desperate and clingy.

Please include whether or not you'd like us to edit out the participant names in the chat, a little context, and get ready for some sextual healing.

PS. If your phone's too fucking old to take screenshots, you need more help than we can provide.

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15 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. Anonymous says:

    this is going to be good.

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  3. Amber says:

    this is perf.

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  4. Anonymous says:

    this is going to be fucking great

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  5. Anonymous says:

    betches with a good GBF won’t even need this…however for those who aren’t so lucky this is going to be brill

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  6. excited says:

    im so fucking excited about this

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  7. Anonymous says:

    this is not betchy.  betches don’t analyze texts.  betches ignore texts.

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  8. Stellz says:

    I think you’re confusing betchy with bitchy. Bitches ignore texts, betches excel at texting.

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  9. annie says:

    true that

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  10. Lize says:

    I’M HYPE FOR THIS SHIT

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  11. Anonymous says:

    Can’t wait to submit some of my shit

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  12. Betch says:

    wtf

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  13. Anonymous says:

    Nope, you’re lost.

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  14. SAm says:

    LOVE THIS SO MUCH can’t wait xoxo

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  15. Anonymous says:

    this smacks of TTH - something betches don’t do.

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