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Like we've always said, Kristen Stewart is a dumb whore. It's recently come out that K-Stew was cheating on her dream vamp R-Patt with the married director of Snow White and the Huntsman. At least now our questions as to why she was even cast in this shit are finally put to rest. Can we just decide, as a society, to no longer acknowledge her? Read article>>

Carly Rae Jepsen is apparently flipping out over nude pics that were stolen off her computer and are now being shopped around. This comes as no surprise to us, considering this little slut wrote a whole song about giving her number to a guy she just met so he would call her maybe. Clearly any girl who's down to put that shit out there on the radio definitely harbors some shady tendencies behind clothes doors. Read article>>

Above you can see a compilation of tweets from all the crazy fucks out there who think James Holmes is "hot" "sexy" or "cute." There's absolutely no joke to be made here except we have a sneaking suspicion this group includes at least a few of the peeps who frequent our very own comments section. ​Read article>>

One of the better stories to come out about the Batman shooting is that Christian Bale went to visit the victims in the hospital. That's like, so heroic, literally. But where was Anne Hathaway? Off practicing her soprano somewhere? Meanwhile, somewhere else, Ryan Gosling feels a twinge of jealousy that he's no longer America's #1 knight in shining armor. ​Read article>>

For reasons unbeknownst to us, people still care where Amelia Earhart is and the so-called NEWs is still reporting headlines that we can't find her. I mean, fucking duh. Despite there being zero trace of her since 1937, meaning that most of the friends and family who would miss her are long gone, they JUST completed another $2.2 million search for her plane, on top of literally hundreds of investigations that have already happened since she disappeared. Interesting fact: the first investigation for Earhart cost $60 million, which can be exchanged for 1 child molester in Penn State dollars. ​Read article>>

15 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. Yes. says:

    I am all for forgetting that Kristen Stewart was ever born.

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  2. M says:

    Best real world roundup to date….

    And the Penn State comment? Dying.

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  3. Hottie? says:

    Is it terrible, or just me, but the victim Christian Bale visited looks pretty hott…

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    • liz says:

      no definitely true

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    • ew. says:

      he has a tattoo sleeve. trashy.

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      • total hottie says:

        no way. he totally fits into the bad boy category. sleeve, got shot, hangs out with celebs. i’m down.

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  4. Spot on says:

    “Interesting fact: the first investigation for Earhart cost $60 million, which can be exchanged for 1 child molester in Penn State dollars.”

    Just yes.

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    • Amen. says:

      Finally! This post makes up for the series of completely tragic posts (read: car wrecks) by Fugtorialist.. The PSU reference was perfection.

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  5. mMm says:

    I love this site, I love the betches, I love the humor, the sarcasm and the upmost truth to your obnoxious posts. I am the first one to take a joke, however- I didnt find the PSU comment remotely funny. And no one gives a shet about Amelia anyway.

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  6. Crystal says:

    Pattinson was way too good for her. She’ll just go on skanking her way to the Hollywood ladder. She got her roles by slutting with the brass, she has no talent.

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  7. the.real.truth says:

    Kristen Stewart is a no-talent, drug addicted, cheating, homewrecking slut and I hope this tarnishes her image FOR LIFE and her acting career NEVER RECOVERS!!!

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  8. The Typical Defense For Kristen Is... says:

    Okay, I keep hearing the same defenses for Kristen Stewart which are: she is young, she is only human and everyone makes mistakes, she is just expressing her sexuality and the director is more responsible for he is a man and/or older!

    First off, Kristen is young and didn’t know what she was doing. What!? Are you people crazy? Unless Kristen Stewart is still in grade school and writing her name in crayon she knows right from wrong. Actually, even my five year-old child knows when she has done something wrong because she’ll hide from punishment, you really what me to believe Kristen doesn’t because she is only 22? That’s laughable because Kristen is an ADULT!

    Second, she is only human and everyone makes mistakes. Yes, she is human and everyone does make mistakes, however NOT EVERYONE CHEATS! Big difference!!! I make mistakes all the time…just today I bought the wrong detergent for my clothes and guess what? That “mistake” didn’t give me the urge to cheat. It comes down to character and Kristen is seriously lacking in that department.

    Third, she is just expressing her sexuality. This one is completely skewed, for many people (mostly feminist) think that being sexual means you’re promiscuous-not true! I completely express my sexual side with my lover (which is just one person) just as easily as the person with many lovers. It’s called quality over quantity!

    Lastly, Rupert is at fault (or at least more so) because he is the man and older. Mmm, I don’t know where these people get their distorted views from? It has nothing to do with him being a man or being older…THEY BOTH ARE EQUALLY AT FAULT!!! I know that’s hard to accept but it’s true. Rupert’s gender nor his age have anything to do with his behavior…it’s a non-secular agreement…one doesn’t have anything to do with the other. Their are faithful men and unfaithful men (same goes for women) and to say anything else is just plain SEXIST and IGNORANT!

    Overall, Kristen and Rupert BOTH knew what they were doing and the possible consequences of their actions if caught, but went ahead anyways. BOTH OF THEM deserve all the negative attention they are receiving now. You want to fell sorry for anyone fell sorry for Robert Pattinson, Liberty Ross and her children-those are the true victims in this scandal.

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  9. Doc says:

    I wouldn’t let her wrap her lips around mine. She’s no doubt into everyone/anyone/anything with the lohan spears acting out she is capable of.
    What a C**NT.

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