Attention creepy rich weirdos everywhere. There's a German liquor company out there who boasts expensive bottles of whiskey and vodka that have been poured over the boobs of gorgeous models before being bottled. This sounds far from a bottle you might bring to your in-laws house. To us, this sounds fucking disgusting. Way to alienate 50% of the population you German assholes. The only thing I want to drink less than vodka that has touched the skin of Miranda Kerr is like, her breast milk or a regular coke. Vom.com. Read article>>
In more random and less-interesting-than-yesterday news, Chris Brown and Rihanna went on a "date" to the Jay-Z concert last night where Chris had his arm around Rihanna's chair. While this is a lot less scandalous than fucking her in a Barclay's Center bathroom, the world anxiously awaits the newest Ike and Tina Turner. Read article>>
Ah, how the former Hills cast is growing up! Heidi Montag will make paid appearances at a strip club in Vegas with her G cup boobs which she apparently will not show off to the world. No one wants to see that shit anyway. Now maybe if Spencer Pratt would shave his blonde beard for the world to see, that's an event we all might gawk at. We remind Heidi not to forget her magic crystals but to leave her dignity in Colorado where it belongs. Read article>>
Barack Obama might be the betchiest president ever. Not to reiterate again that we don't give a shit about the issues, but Obama's official Tumblr posted the mean girls "October 3rd" joke that we tweeted yesterday. See it here if you don't believe us. Mitt, tell Barry that his hair looks sexy pushed back. He then ordered all junior delegates to the gymnasium after Ann Romney revelead her burn book which said mean things about the whole Oval Office.
what’s with the ongoing Obama support? has the bias media trend infected this website now too? there’s nothing particularly “betchy” about a president who relies on rich people to make up for the deficit he caused and can’t keep the unemployment rate below 8%....what happened to this website? get your shit together
Posted on — Replyyou guys admit to knowing nothing of this issues, which is fine for you, but if that’s the case then seriously, shut up
Posted on — Replyhe didn’t cause the deficit, fucking relax
Posted on — ReplyIt’s obvious that besides being uneducated and misinformed, you’re unaware of the point of the website. The betches can post what they want, and if you don’t like it, don’t read it. You can go shave your back hair now.
Posted on — ReplyUm bitch he inherited the deficit from George Bush. and if that retard hadn’t fucked america so badly we wouldn’t have that unemployment rate. So maybs you should stop reading this site, shave your back, and pop a xanny and chill the fuck out
Posted on — Replygo to cnn.com jerk. the betches can write about whatever they want, so you can go shave your back now.
Posted on — Replyseriously stfu. clearly no one here cares about the election or they’d be on CNN.com instead..
Posted on — ReplyWhat’s with the ongoing Obama support? A brain.
Posted on — Replyagreed. How about a president who signs equal pay for women, unlike mittens.
Posted on — ReplyTitle was the best part hahaha
Posted on — Replyi <3 obama. also amusing that the ‘gentleman’s club’ where heidi is going to appear is named after her horselike features…
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