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Nice is Just a Place in France:
How to Win at Basically Everything
The title says it all. Betches it's the moment you've all been waiting for. Nice is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything is available to pre-order online. Finally, a book that will combine the epicness of The Great Gatsby, the wit of My Horizontal Life, and social commentary on par with Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Nice is Just a Place in France will be the best thing you've read since you stopped reading books in fifth grade so get out your dad's credit card and order the greatest book since the fucking New Testament.
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OMG SO EXCITED FOR THIS.
Posted on — Replyjust made my day.
Posted on — ReplyYES! Beyond excited
Posted on — ReplyDefinitely not buying this piece of crap that you bitches call a fucking book–betches don’t read. fucking duh.
Posted on — Replyfuck off you grotsky dyke
Posted on — ReplyMake me you shitfaced whore
Posted on — Replywhy haven’t you croaked yet?
Posted on — Reply**poor wannabe betches don’t read
Posted on — Replyso people like you?
Posted on — Replywhy don’t you worry more about your rain forest of a poon, and not about ” this piece of crap” that’s going to inform us all how to live our lives properly
Posted on — Replywhen is the movie coming out?
Posted on — Replywhat about us UK betches? can we get it here?
Posted on — ReplyWe’re working with our publisher on getting an international link soon
Posted on — ReplyCan you please release this on Kobo?
Love you long time.
Sincerely,
Kindle-less betch xo
Posted on — ReplyThey have it on Kobo!
Posted on — ReplyI thought betches didn’t read?
Posted on — Replynice clueless reference it was very necessary!
Posted on — ReplyIs it available in Europe?
Posted on — ReplyCalm down, betches.
Betches read books that are about them. This is about us, fucking duh. So order it, fucking duh!
Posted on — Reply^ thentokengayasianbetch I love you.
Will the book be released on iBooks? Really, who carries paperback anymore?
Posted on — Replyyes it will be- you can preorder it on itunes now
Posted on — Replyneed.
Posted on — ReplySnaps on the new site and prospective literary endeavors… But let’s get serious. Make an effing app… Or at least a mobile site. Hello, 2010 has been over for a while. It’s so annoying to have to load this in the browser on my phone. Get the dick out of your mouth, get with the program and get your shit together.
Posted on — ReplyNO UK LINK?! are we undeserving betches?
Posted on — ReplyWe’re working with our publisher on getting an international link soon
Posted on — ReplyLike the betches, check out another betch: http://sixteeninthecity.wordpress.com/2012/11/24/whats-behind-the-plastics/
Posted on — Replytotally should have made it come out before christmas, what better gift to recieve…. i dont give gifts, i just get them
Posted on — ReplyCongrats Betches!
Posted on — Replyyou guys should make an encyclopedia of betches… just sayin
Posted on — ReplyCurrently reading an advanced copy now and I’m loving it. Just put in my order for a finished one!
Posted on — ReplyCan we have it on apple iBook plz??
Posted on — ReplyWhen’s the release date for this book?!
Posted on — Replywishing this was out in time for my betchy spring break so i could read it while tanning
Posted on — ReplyStop promoting your book so much. Betches don’t do work. You’re TTH.
Posted on — Replybetches might not, but they are The Betches.
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