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Nice is Just a Place in France:

How to Win at Basically Everything

The title says it all. Betches it's the moment you've all been waiting for. Nice is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything is available to pre-order online. Finally, a book that will combine the epicness of The Great Gatsby, the wit of My Horizontal Life, and social commentary on par with Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Nice is Just a Place in France will be the best thing you've read since you stopped reading books in fifth grade so get out your dad's credit card and order the greatest book since the fucking New Testament.

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36 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. Maddy B. says:

    OMG SO EXCITED FOR THIS.

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  2. C says:

    YES! Beyond excited

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  3. Allie says:

    Definitely not buying this piece of crap that you bitches call a fucking book–betches don’t read. fucking duh.

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    • STOP says:

      fuck off you grotsky dyke

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      • Allie says:

        Make me you shitfaced whore

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    • Betchin' says:

      **poor wannabe betches don’t read

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      • Allie says:

        so people like you?

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    • wax star says:

      why don’t you worry more about your rain forest of a poon, and not about ” this piece of crap” that’s going to inform us all how to live our lives properly

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  4. book? says:

    when is the movie coming out?

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  5. yo says:

    what about us UK betches? can we get it here?

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    • The Betches says:

      We’re working with our publisher on getting an international link soon

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      • kindlelessbetch says:

        Can you please release this on Kobo?
        Love you long time.

        Sincerely,

        Kindle-less betch xo

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        • thebetchxo says:

          They have it on Kobo!

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  6. Hypocrites says:

    I thought betches didn’t read?

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  7. not so Clueless says:

    nice clueless reference it was very necessary!

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  8. Noëmi says:

    Is it available in Europe?

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  9. TheTokenGaysianBetch says:

    Calm down, betches.

    Betches read books that are about them. This is about us, fucking duh. So order it, fucking duh!

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  10. Danielle says:

    ^ thentokengayasianbetch I love you.

    Will the book be released on iBooks? Really, who carries paperback anymore?

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    • The Betches says:

      yes it will be- you can preorder it on itunes now

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  11. tre says:

    need.

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  12. Dani says:

    Snaps on the new site and prospective literary endeavors… But let’s get serious. Make an effing app… Or at least a mobile site. Hello, 2010 has been over for a while. It’s so annoying to have to load this in the browser on my phone. Get the dick out of your mouth, get with the program and get your shit together.

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  13. rude says:

    NO UK LINK?! are we undeserving betches?

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    • The Betches says:

      We’re working with our publisher on getting an international link soon

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  14. betchy betch says:

    totally should have made it come out before christmas, what better gift to recieve…. i dont give gifts, i just get them

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  15. lightbulb says:

    you guys should make an encyclopedia of betches… just sayin

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  16. Nicole says:

    Currently reading an advanced copy now and I’m loving it.  Just put in my order for a finished one!

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  17. iBook?? says:

    Can we have it on apple iBook plz??

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  18. Want it NOW says:

    When’s the release date for this book?!

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  19. kelly says:

    wishing this was out in time for my betchy spring break so i could read it while tanning

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  20. M says:

    Stop promoting your book so much. Betches don’t do work. You’re TTH.

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    • dumb says:

      betches might not, but they are The Betches.

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  21. letstravelbetch says:

    bought the book, fucking love it. thanks betches.

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