Upon Mitt Romney’s accidental spillage during tonight’s debate that he has “binders full of women” we knew it was only hours before the truth came out. Betches Love This has found and released a copy of Mitt’s Burn Binder which says mean things about all the girls in Congress. Fuck the wage gap, shit just got personal.
Anderson Cooper – Too gay to function.
Michelle Bachmann made out with a hot dog (one time)
Candy Crowley is fat virgin. **Note: Still half true
Nancy Reagan tried to sell me marijuana tablets.
China is a grotsky little biotch.
Hilary Clinton. Dyke.
Monica Lewinsky - fat whore
This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. DO NOT TRUST HER. She is a fugly slut!
Upon the release of Mitt's Burn Binder, some politicians were clearly upset. Luckily they gathered in the auditorium oval office where they all talked about their issues because Barry threatened to cancel the White House Correspondents Dinner, even though they knew he wouldn't because he already paid the DJ.
Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super-jumbo tampons. But I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.
"Condoleeza, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed." - Mitt
Maybe we're not in that book, because everybody likes us. And I don't wanna be punished for being well-liked. And I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
She doesn't even go here!
This is the best post i’ve seen from you guys in a long time
Posted on — ReplyI appreciate this so very much and I appreciate your speedy post. Mazel Tav Betches.
Posted on — ReplyAgreed. Lmao!
Posted on — ReplyThat is so fetch! Hilarious post!
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Posted on — Replyon point betches.
Posted on — ReplyThis is the greatest thing ever. Classic betches!
Posted on — Replythis is so perfect! love it!
Posted on — ReplyBeyond amazing. One of the best betchiest articles yet.
Posted on — Replyfan-fucking-tabulous. love u betches
Posted on — ReplyPure Gold.
Posted on — ReplyCongratulations, I laughed. A lot.
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Posted on — Replyamaze.
Posted on — ReplyPS: Candy Crowley is a Chappaqua betch
Posted on — Replybrill.
Posted on — ReplyHA this is amazing. you people might be smarter than I thought.
Posted on — ReplyCan’t stop laughing! Great job, betches
Posted on — Replyon tuesdays, we wear pink
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Posted on — Reply(did anyone see the wives after the debate? spot on!)
Posted on — Replywednesdays*
Posted on — Replythis was absolutely perfect and clever
Posted on — ReplyYou should do one on Obama too
Posted on — ReplyIt’s nice to see that the original betches still take over when an important post is called for
Posted on — ReplyYou Betches Rock, You ladies really should be political analists(Is that betches that do analysis of anal experts?).No need for poles-we need only read the betches column to see what is happening. You girls are really “The Shit” when it comes to politics!
Posted on — Replywtf does this even mean?
Posted on — ReplyHonestly though??
Posted on — ReplyI’m a republican and I find this hilarious!!
Posted on — ReplyI am a communist and I do not understand the joke.
Posted on — Replyunfunny pleb.
Posted on — ReplyHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted on — ReplyLooooooooooove
Posted on — Replyabsolutely AMAZING. perfection
Posted on — Replyuhm, i love this betch… so hilarious! thanks mucho for a great laugh on hump day!
Posted on — Replythis was so good i cant even handle it! LOVED IT
Posted on — ReplyDYING. The betches are back!!
Posted on — Replyincredible. perfect. thank you. dying
Posted on — ReplySO F*CKING FUNNY
Posted on — ReplyRaise your hand if you have been personally victimized by Barack Obama…..
Posted on — ReplyPS. fucking brilliant.
Almost cracked a rib laughing, great post.
Posted on — Replyreal betches rarely give compliments. that being said, well done betches. well done.
Posted on — ReplyI CAN’T EVEN. SERIOUSLY DYING. STOP IT. TOO GREAT.
Posted on — ReplyPerfect. God this is amazing.
Posted on — ReplyOne of the best posts I’ve seen
Posted on — Replyhoo-fucking-raaaah this is the ISH
Posted on — ReplyGreatest thing I’ve ever read about politics!
Posted on — Replythank you for making politics entertaining for once. this is awesome
Posted on — ReplyOmg Paul Ryan at the end. I am dead.
Posted on — Replyive been loving the betchocracy posts lately. way to go betches you’ve done it again.
Posted on — Replydying. so perfect. needed this. best one in a while
Posted on — ReplyYou can tell when the original betches write on here because they were from Cornell and are actually smart and funny. This is too good.
Posted on — ReplyI’m a mouse. Duh.
Posted on — Replythis is amazeb’z.
Posted on — Replyso goddamn funny.
Posted on — ReplyGood job Betches. You got all of Chicago laughing. A+
Posted on — ReplyBristol Palin: Don’t have sex. Or you’ll get pregnant. And die.
Posted on — ReplyYou are brilliant
Posted on — ReplyMIGHT BE THE MOST FETCH POST OF ALL TIME.
Posted on — Replythis is ridiculous. romney was trying to BACK UP women…not put them down. not surprised by this post though, since this site is clearly run by JABS (democrats).
Posted on — Replythis entire thing is perfection, but the last two are GOLD
Posted on — Replyactually the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!
Posted on — ReplyThis post is everything
Posted on — Replygreat post
xoxo political betch
Posted on — Replywell done. this is amazing.
Posted on — Replythis is so fetch
Posted on — ReplyBristol Palin: don’t have sex or you WILL get pregnant. And die.
Posted on — Reply“She doesn’t even go here!” Perfect caption. I can’t even.
Posted on — ReplyNext time be more original and don’t take all your quotes from the Movie Mean Girls. Yeah I called you out! Now what…..better luck next time beeeetches!
Posted on — ReplyI’m afraid you may have missed the entire point of the post…better luck next time.
Posted on — ReplySo hilarious. I sent it to all my girls and gays.
Posted on — ReplyBetches you did it again.
Posted on — ReplyPure gold
Posted on — Replyfucking hilarious, the betches rock shit forever
Posted on — ReplyI will not vote for Mitt, but i would let Paul Ryan sit on my face.
Posted on — ReplyFinally, the betches make a post worth while. It’s only been a fucking year…or so.
Posted on — ReplyI think we gays all want to know where you found that pic of Andy C
Posted on — ReplyWhere have you guys gone? It’s really putting a damper on my elliptical time and my “oh I can’t stop and chat or even wave to you because I’m too busy with my phone” ruse the past few days.
Posted on — Replythis is the best post you’ve ever written. the only thing missing is a picture of rick santorum saying “don’t have sex cause you will get pregnant and die”
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