What is with y’all and ciroc?! It tastes like piss water…and the flavored ciroc?! It tastes like overly sweetened piss water.
If you’re looking for a mid-priced, ie premium, vodka that still has a smooth taste, order yourself a stoli peach and soda (no fruit needed). It’s just sweet enough and refreshing. F what the little picture says, any stoli is good shite. And the calorie count will make any Betch smile.
Take your head out of pdiddy’s bum and TRY a liquor that is NOT supported by a celeb. True betches start trends, they don’t follow them.
a) people who need to make sure everyone else know they can afford a 30-50 dollar bottle of alcohol
b) people who can taste the difference between shit alcohol and premium alcohol, but don’t know anything about good vodka to try anything else
c) people who really really care about what everyone else thinks
d) people who try too hard
It’s called an “excerpt” for a reason… buy the fucking book if you don’t know what drinking whiskey says about you. Spoiler alert: you were either A) raised in the south or B) took some Ke$ha lyrics to heart sometime around 2009. For those of you that drink gin, unless you are smoking a blunt with Snoop himself, or you’re leaching off a bucket at your local fraternity house, eww- find a new drink.
wheres the whiskey
Posted on — Replywhere IS the whiskey? serious oversight
Posted on — Replyforrreal, what about the bourbon?
Posted on — ReplyUgh I am officially old. When I was 20-22 it was always Grey Goose but now I’d rather drink Kettle.
Posted on — ReplyYou mean ketel ?
Posted on — ReplyUm iPad autocorrect duh
Posted on — ReplyTitos >> everything else
Posted on — Replytitos is for skinny gluten free betches <3
Posted on — ReplyTitos and crystal head are everything. I’d rather be a tool than have no taste
Posted on — Replyciroc is my main betch vodka
Posted on — Replykind of has a ghetto association (thanks Diddy), but at the price it really shouldn’t. plus it’s genuinely the best tasting flavored vodka!
Posted on — ReplyWhat is with y’all and ciroc?! It tastes like piss water…and the flavored ciroc?! It tastes like overly sweetened piss water.
If you’re looking for a mid-priced, ie premium, vodka that still has a smooth taste, order yourself a stoli peach and soda (no fruit needed). It’s just sweet enough and refreshing. F what the little picture says, any stoli is good shite. And the calorie count will make any Betch smile.
Take your head out of pdiddy’s bum and TRY a liquor that is NOT supported by a celeb. True betches start trends, they don’t follow them.
Posted on — Replybetches love gluten free, wish a celeb didnt promote it but not as harsh as titos
Posted on — Replyis kind of like patron. it’s for
a) people who need to make sure everyone else know they can afford a 30-50 dollar bottle of alcohol
b) people who can taste the difference between shit alcohol and premium alcohol, but don’t know anything about good vodka to try anything else
c) people who really really care about what everyone else thinks
d) people who try too hard
Posted on — Replywhat about bacardi?
Posted on — Replybacardi = rum = a ton o’sugar + (juice or cola) = way more calories then you want to deal with…. need we say more?
Posted on — Replybox wine? whiskey? captain’s?
Posted on — Replybox wine…freshman?
Posted on — ReplyAll I buy is boxed wine, especially Bota Box. Not that Franzia mess. It saves you money and still good!
Posted on — ReplyI guess I’m Chelsea Handler
Posted on — ReplyGin???
Posted on — Replydown azz betch indeed…nice
Posted on — Replywhat are you like 70?
Posted on — ReplyAll the vodka on the shelf, and you couldn’t include Absolut? No gin (Tanqueray)?
Posted on — Replyi was just thinking that, how could they forget absolute, thats like blasphemy
Posted on — Reply*absolut
but I completely agree. I read that list and was shocked that it wasn’t on there…like all betches love absolut
Posted on — ReplyIt’s called an “excerpt” for a reason… buy the fucking book if you don’t know what drinking whiskey says about you. Spoiler alert: you were either A) raised in the south or B) took some Ke$ha lyrics to heart sometime around 2009. For those of you that drink gin, unless you are smoking a blunt with Snoop himself, or you’re leaching off a bucket at your local fraternity house, eww- find a new drink.
Posted on — ReplyWhiskey…A…and I betcha I’m still standing at the end of the night. This “Southern Belle” can damn sure hold her liquor. “One ice cube, darlin’.”
Posted on — ReplyGAHHHHHHH champagne!!!
Posted on — ReplyUhh where’s the Hendricks
Posted on — Replywhat about girls that don’t really drink liquor and only drink beer/wine? Does that mean I’m officially a dinosaur??? :(
Posted on — Replyif you only drink beer, that means you’re fat.
Posted on — ReplyI for one would like to give a big shoutout to rubi.
Posted on — ReplyRead this on the way to the liquor store as me and my friends were debating Smirnoff and Svedka. I’m dyingggggg
Posted on — ReplyBacardi??
Posted on — ReplySkinny Girl Margs or GTFO.
Posted on — ReplyWhatever, Belvedere is totally the best. And I’m not Chelsea handler
Posted on — ReplyUmm where’s the Hendrick’s
Posted on — ReplyWhat about jäger?!
Posted on — ReplyHahaha you’re kidding right?
Posted on — ReplyThat shit is disgusting
Posted on — Replyis the betchiest. hello
Posted on — ReplyWhere is the bubbly?
Posted on — ReplySeriously…where’s the whiskey? Ever seen a chick sippn’ on a nice whiskey with one ice cube? Now that’s a betch…just sayn.
Posted on — Replypinot g?
Posted on — Reply3 Olives Cherry Vodka.
Posted on — ReplyPeople try to say 26 isn’t old…but my drink of choice is ketel and club so sadly it’s confirmed- I’m an old betch
Posted on — ReplyORANGE STOLI ON WEEKDAYS, TEQUILA ON WEEKENDS!!! i’m still in college, however, so i know my taste for “quality alcohol” is yet to be acquired.
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