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  1. Old Betch says:

    Ugh I am officially old. When I was 20-22 it was always Grey Goose but now I’d rather drink Kettle.

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    • Haha um says:

      You mean ketel ?

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      • Old Betch says:

        Um iPad autocorrect duh

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  2. Your Name says:

    Titos >> everything else

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    • LawBetch says:

      titos is for skinny gluten free betches <3

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      • Your Name says:

        Titos and crystal head are everything. I’d rather be a tool than have no taste

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  3. Your Name says:

    ciroc is my main betch vodka

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    • same says:

      kind of has a ghetto association (thanks Diddy), but at the price it really shouldn’t. plus it’s genuinely the best tasting flavored vodka!

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    • like you care says:

      What is with y’all and ciroc?!  It tastes like piss water…and the flavored ciroc?!  It tastes like overly sweetened piss water.

      If you’re looking for a mid-priced, ie premium, vodka that still has a smooth taste, order yourself a stoli peach and soda (no fruit needed). It’s just sweet enough and refreshing.  F what the little picture says, any stoli is good shite. And the calorie count will make any Betch smile.

      Take your head out of pdiddy’s bum and TRY a liquor that is NOT supported by a celeb.  True betches start trends, they don’t follow them.

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    • glutenfree says:

      betches love gluten free, wish a celeb didnt promote it but not as harsh as titos

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  4. goose says:

    is kind of like patron. it’s for

    a) people who need to make sure everyone else know they can afford a 30-50 dollar bottle of alcohol
    b) people who can taste the difference between shit alcohol and premium alcohol, but don’t know anything about good vodka to try anything else
    c) people who really really care about what everyone else thinks
    d) people who try too hard

     

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    • like you care says:

      bacardi = rum = a ton o’sugar + (juice or cola) = way more calories then you want to deal with…. need we say more?

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  5. betchy says:

    box wine? whiskey? captain’s?

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      • Wine Betch says:

        All I buy is boxed wine, especially Bota Box. Not that Franzia mess. It saves you money and still good!

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  6. Morgan says:

    Gin???

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  7. Vodka Girl says:

    All the vodka on the shelf, and you couldn’t include Absolut? No gin (Tanqueray)?

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    • GayBetch says:

      i was just thinking that, how could they forget absolute, thats like blasphemy

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      • Maggie says:

        *absolut

        but I completely agree. I read that list and was shocked that it wasn’t on there…like all betches love absolut

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  8. Ladies, ladies... says:

    It’s called an “excerpt” for a reason… buy the fucking book if you don’t know what drinking whiskey says about you. Spoiler alert: you were either A) raised in the south or B) took some Ke$ha lyrics to heart sometime around 2009. For those of you that drink gin, unless you are smoking a blunt with Snoop himself, or you’re leaching off a bucket at your local fraternity house, eww- find a new drink.

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    • like you care says:

      Whiskey…A…and I betcha I’m still standing at the end of the night.  This “Southern Belle” can damn sure hold her liquor.  “One ice cube, darlin’.”

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  9. Your Name says:

    GAHHHHHHH champagne!!!

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  10. Dee says:

    Uhh where’s the Hendricks

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  11. BEER GIRL says:

    what about girls that don’t really drink liquor and only drink beer/wine? Does that mean I’m officially a dinosaur??? :(

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    • duh says:

      if you only drink beer, that means you’re fat.

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  12. poorcollegebetch says:

    I for one would like to give a big shoutout to rubi.

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  13. College Betch says:

    Read this on the way to the liquor store as me and my friends were debating Smirnoff and Svedka. I’m dyingggggg

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  14. skylar says:

    Bacardi??

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  15. Your Name says:

    Whatever, Belvedere is totally the best. And I’m not Chelsea handler

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  16. Dee says:

    Umm where’s the Hendrick’s

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    • Kate says:

      Hahaha you’re kidding right?

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    • stfu says:

      That shit is disgusting

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  17. like you care says:

    Seriously…where’s the whiskey?  Ever seen a chick sippn’ on a nice whiskey with one ice cube?  Now that’s a betch…just sayn.

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  18. wine? says:

    pinot g?

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  19. 3olives says:

    3 Olives Cherry Vodka.

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  20. Old betch says:

    People try to say 26 isn’t old…but my drink of choice is ketel and club so sadly it’s confirmed- I’m an old betch

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  21. partygirl says:

    ORANGE STOLI ON WEEKDAYS, TEQUILA ON WEEKENDS!!! i’m still in college, however, so i know my taste for “quality alcohol” is yet to be acquired.

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