BETCHES LOVE THIS

It’s not betchy to drive like an asshole or endanger the lives of other people and yourself. Wow. This post was a disappointment.

spot on

spot on. bravo, betches

This site is normally witty and funny but this just sounds plain dumb, uneducated and pretty much retarded. Learn to drive betch.

You ARE an idiot to agree with this. Betches don’t care about stupid trivial shit around them, but it doesn’t mean that they’re stupid. Purposely doing things that directly cause thousands of deaths is sick ( remember doing lines is fun and only hurts me)

You guys are fucking retarded if you think driving horribly and dangerously is “betchy”. Its a life ruiner…it ruins peoples lives. Super betch Princess Di DIED cause of shit like this…idiots.

you’re all fuckin idiots if you think its okay to promote driving habits like this….

before everyone works up a heart attack about how stupid this is, remember it’s an exaggeration of the truth meant for humor and entertainment. you’re really suppose to be relating it to something minor like putting on lipstick while driving.

relax. don’t take it so seriously and literally. because THAT would be fucking stupid

hahaha so risking your own so-called “valuable” life is betchy? fashoooooo now i get it, being a betch makes you suicidal.

some people still don’t understand the meaning of fucking satire. please crawl back to your mother’s womb, i think you left your humor in her uterus.

Haha amen girll

omg you idiots need to chill. it is not like they are advocating drinking 30 vodka shots and getting in your bmw and speeding off. wtf. and kay, this is a satire. you people seriously have no sense of humour. chill the fuck out.

totes, smart betch.

If only everyone were this rational, and knew to to take this kind of humor.  Yes, indeed. ...ditto (not betchy?)

Calm down betches. Personally I care about other ppl on the road, and I def don’t drink & drive since like 17, however i sometimes drive like a fucking under circumstances of rushing, needing to look better, looking for shit in my car, being moody.tired. don’t lie to yourselves.

Idiots need to stop commenting. But excellent post took me 3years to complete drivers ed and I still do my own thing when I drive love the head betches

I LO EEE THE BETCHESSS

this one was lame. sorry bout ya. real betches can drive and look hot doing it.

this whole blog is loaded with sarcasm you moron, stop taking it so seriously. get real.

my little sister and her friends read this site like its their bible, so be careful what you promote…its cute to see them drinking diet coke and ordering sushi but it wont be cute when they wreck my car

Seriously!!! It’s called satire ...get a grip people.  If can’t read this blog and understand that its dripping with sarcasm then you shouldn’t be wasting your time reading it.  Stop being so naive.

I don’t get it, no one understands that this site is supposed to be making fun of people who this it’s “betchy” to be this way?  it supposed to be ironic.

Omfg betches are back in full force. I’m dying from this post

While many people reading this will be able to understand that much of it is sarcasm and should not be repeated on the road, some will not. I’m glad that many people posting are competent enough to understand that the writers likely did not intend for young girls to spend more time photographing their new sparkly manicures while driving through a trendy neighborhood and uploading a photo of their fingers over the steering wheel. The fact of the matter is that this blog is likely read by girls all over the world, and a percentage of that group will try to emulate “betchiness” instead of practicing safe driving. In a site that revolves around female insecurities, self-esteem, and competition, a potentially fatal action should never be idolized. Be careful, betches, one day you’ll have children and realize your own conscience and influence.

your most capable looking white collarless shirt from Fred Segal is at the cleaners

more lines from clueless. they should be everywhere.

okay, i really think that too many of you have actually converted this blog into your bible. Girls, this genre is called SATIRE. ever heard of it? Meaning this is not an actual guideline as to how to live your life, it’s a humorous exaggeration.  grow a brain and the ability to make your own decisions so that you can understand the humor. kthanks.

you’re calling it a satire, but actually embodying betchiness in your promotion of an elite view and refusal to consider there may be others without the same comprehension, even being condescending towards the idea of an “other.” you’re calling it a satire, but desperate to live and promote it at the same time. as it is just a genre, perhaps you should remove yourself from it a bit.

1. We don’t care about other people. 2. Our audience surely shouldn’t include you. 3. And any dumb little girls that take this site verbatim as law of behavior, aren’t betchy and would succumb to peer pressure anyways, & probably in more “dangerous” Forms such as Getting pregnant & STDs & taking pills, etc.
CHILL OUT & “consider” your comments before wasting all of our time.

Second notice for 3 outstanding tickets… I don’t remember getting a first notice.

“James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road”...“I am. You try driving in platforms.”

I mean this is just fucking stupid.

i agree with the comment below. and it’s so not betchy to wear a bluetooth…. ever. dumbass

real betches know how to drive. it’s not about getting a ticket daddy will pay for…its about getting away faster than a speeding bullet…and racing guys and winning…not looking like a dumb fuck.

It’s totes betchier to be a good driver.  Like duh.  Being able to out drive your pro makes him know his place.  Betches are the best at everything.  Every betch knows how to fucking drive, and the ones who don’t get a driver. Otherwise you’re just stupid, not betchy.

I know it’s satire but this post isn’t even true to betches. You’re losing it.

you’re a virgin you who can’t drive

HELLO?! Idiots who are going to go drive like this when they WEREN’T doing so before because they think it is cool are REAL IDIOTS, AND NO ONE CAN SAY THEY WEREN’T WARNED? That being said HOLY SHIT BETCHES YOU FUCKING NAILED IT WITH THIS ONE!!!! I’m getting my 4th car in 3 years for christmas!!!! WISH I COULD DRIVE BETTER BUT THANK GOD IT DOESN’T MATTER! HAHAA

Lmao - fave!

Lol amen

Ew shut up.

everyone needs to calm the eff. half the posts are annoying bitches who are having a fucking baby over this post, and the other half are peeing in their pants trying to justify the legitimacy of it. just calm the fuck down and put your brass knuckles back in your bras. holy fuck, i leave this site for like a month and come back to the fuckery of this comment section. most of you aren’t even betches, so if you’re gonna leave a pile of bullshit for everyone else to read, stop commenting and go back to tumblr and complain about your pathetic lives <3

Everyone who commented here cares WAY to much. For the crazy activist bitches…nobody gives a shit about this site and who it influences. I highly doubt kids are gonna drive into oncoming traffic for the sake of being betchy.

The thing is, sometimes you just have to ignore retarded, pathetic idiots that like don’t get it. In times such as that you just need to tell the lesser species that don’t fucking get the way betches live: you either get it or get left behind. Either enjoy the posts and be happy other people are out there like you or be weird and go get your haircut at great clips and drink a regular pepsi or something stupid like that.

Who gives a fuck if some retarded teeny boppers die because they choose to live their life according to the tenets espoused by a satirical blog on the internet?  Do we really want or need them in the gene pool anyway…?  Sound like Darwin Award winners to me.

Or… maybe she’s just being who she actually is?  Why don’t you mind your own business?  People can take care of themselves.  If they can’t figure out how to not be fucking retarded about a blog, they can die and reduce the competition for the rest of us.

You already referenced about the white collarless fred segal shirt in another post.

LOL FOR REAL. YOU’RE DEF NOT A BETCH

omg your comment is disgust

stfu

This post was ridiculous.  We are trying to educate our young adults to be responsible drivers, not idiots in trucks on the road texting and potentially killing others.  My daughter was in a terrible accident and the airbag deployed.  She was badly shaken up by this for a long time and she was not driving distracted, just too close.  This post is a disappointment and insult to all of us responsible drivers.  As a fan of this site, your blog should be taken off immediately.  it is neither funny, entertaining or amusing, but a sad statement of your generations mistaken beliefs that you are invincible.  Llife can change in one instant.  Take the no texting pledge..Oprah did!

but its not that funny. it should have at least mentioned how every betch thinks she’s the best fucking driver. but really i am.

Damn, you girls failed me. This is the first post I’ve been disappointed in. Sure, “it’s a joke”...but you know some girls live by this shit and this is just endorsing bad behavior. Reckless, distracted driving ends lives…how betchy would you be behind bars in an orange jumpsuit?

I feel like the betches read my mind

if you betches arent getting stoned to read these comments, you are way missing out.

betches don’t care about others. and this shit’s funny so people need to stop getting prepared to blame betches for the inevitable car crashes dumbasses get into.

couldn’t have said it better myself.

seriously. the basic premises are true (we’re hot and we don’t give a fuck) but the rest is clearly a fucking joke. chill the hell out

Why is a mom reading this site? You aren’t supposed to know we recreationally use party drugs & fuck bros either.

agreed, nothing betchy about aggravated manslaughter.
this post is trash.

Suck it bitch, sorry I’m not sorry you can’t handle the truth.

my knees are my best friends on the road

“Its a life ruiner…it ruins peoples lives. ” you have such a way with words.

i usually agree with the posts they make and find people who cant take it seriously nonbetchy, but seriously? this is ridiculous.

It’s pretty unbetchy that all of you are actually giving a fuck about this. Appreciate this post as another part of the betch-bible, I mean Christians seem to put up with a lot of God’s bullshit, but you don’t see them whining about it.

omg it’s sarcastic. take a chill pill, it’s just supposed to be funny. if you’re taking this seriously, get over yourself. obviously no one really wants to endanger lives or crash their amazing cars. if you can’t appreciate good sarcasm, then you’re not a real betch and you shouldn’t even have to liberty of appreciating a website like this. take your ford taurus and go away.

LMAO

Just read through the comments…
Really, some girls on here need to calm the fuck down and stop taking themselves so seriously.
I really doubt that this article is going to cause people to get in crashes… if you’re that stupid you deserve to get in a car crash.

For the girls who post comments like “Omg, this is so unbetchy, like betches know how to drive wtf, like killing people isn’t cool”... honestly, you’re just not smart. Shut up. No one cares.

Love the post, and no, *surprise surprise*, it is not going to make me drive my car like a fucking idiot and text for 30 minutes while driving.

I’m a shitty driver, and I know this. So I make my pro drive me! Fucking duh.

I totally paused!

I don’t have my license yet, but daddy says I need something to practice on

Oprah also has roughly 17 personal drivers so I don’t think we need to worry about her texting & driving.

Another post idea stolen from broslikethissite….betches…laggin’ behind yet again

Uhh like stfu haters

from Mean Girls. And you call yourself a betch?

sweet homeland shout out and thanks for the laughs in the comments section, quite the following

mean girls reference, fucking duh.

omg, truth. good to know im not the only stoner betch who laughs for days about the dumb shit people say on here.

Princess Di obvi wasn’t driving when she got in a car crash. If you’re going to be quick to criticize, at least get your facts straight.

You forgot to mention driving whilst checking betches love this, as I am currently doing right now

I have been waiting for this post for ever! SO betchy. Love it

Stop trying to make LMAO work. Is this 4th grade? Or do you live deep in the ghetto?

Wow she never said she was. She was making a point by saying even betches can die when people drive like assholes, not just other people. Fucking, duh.

Agree 100%. If you require brain cells to drive when by now it should be second nature, then you’re not a betch.

hahaha why would your little sister be driving your car? shouldn’t you each have your own…

Wow… So many betches think that they’re fucking authors. Shut the fuck up. PS “I don’t see a scratch, Dad??? What are you talking about?”

everyone needs to chill the fuuuuck out

I fully support this post - hopefully, cunts like you will drive off a cliff and rid us of this pathetic, retarded website

You sound like you’re overweight.. Or ugly

You all need to chill the fuck out. No one’s saying go ram you’re suv into a school bus. The point is if you don’t constantly drive 10 over the speed limit, or you haven’t talked your way out of 3 or more tickets, you are in no way a betch. Why are all these duds posting retarded comments? It’s annoying…

I understand the satire thing and that it’s supposed to be a joke or whatever but you have to be careful betches, im sure there are a lot of idiots who read these posts and take this shit seriously. especially the young ones who will copy everything you say you do. joke or not, i don’t think this was a wise post.

If you don’t understand the sarcasm behind all of these posts then why are you even reading them? Commenting about how inappropriate/inaccurate/wrong they are is like going to a porn site and commenting about how the videos are degrading women.

all these stupid anons are probably just virgins who can’t drive and don’t understand how to drive like a betch, gtfo.

hahaha love the Clueless reference. The key is to drive around like you dont care but never actually hit anything, betches are lucky.

Absolutely love this.. I get yelled at everyday and get notes:) glad to know other betches do as well!

numerous people have flat out refused to enter a vehicle if they know that i’ll be driving. its not something i do on purpose, it just happens. sorry i can’t go 10 min without checking my fb notifications or texts, while adjusting my ipod, maybe if i wasn’t so popular/good at car djing it wouldn’t be a problem. i must say ive never gotten into accident and ive successfully talked my way out of every time ive gotten pulled over. <3 u betches

Best post yet. So fucking funny and true about the white Lexus.

White Lexis? Lexis = Overpriced Toyotas. Get a fucking clue.

If it’s not German, it’s not worth driving.

I agree because i know someone whose dad died by getting hit by someone who was texting and driving, but the whole site is just sarcasm, even though its mostly true (betch)
p.s i drive like a fucking idiot
betch

ooo, totally ouch. haha.

dear betch,
while the this site is quite hilarious, this post just makes me nauseous.. and in not a good, not eating/trying to lose weight kind of way. i’m sure there are plenty of young betches who read your posts weekly and do not quite understand the meaning of sattire. Yes, clubbing and betching about our hot moms is comical, but when it comes to operating a vehicle.. not funny. If you want to truely do something with your lives, take this post down for all the dumb betches who will actually believe what you say.

sincerely,

not a crazy betch.

What are brake lights?

I laughed my fucking ass off the first time I read this to my best friend, obviously you don’t actually wanna drive this way all the fucking time but we have all been there!!! Good job on this one!

“who can be concerned with staying in their lane or yielding to pedestrians when your fresh manicure needs admiring”

^ one of the truest things i’ve read on here, it’s impossible to resist staring at a fresh mani! fuck the road.

That’s too bad… I hope the right people will get the right point out of this. I hit a dog once and I was paying attention to the driving at the time so that’s when I realized how easy we can hurt someone. I stopped driving after that, lost my confidence, I even put my car to a donate a car program so it wouldn’t remind me of that moment.

youre not betchy youre mean and pathetic and this post sucks.

You dont like this but it hit spot on with me. i look better than you, and drive a cooler car, therefor i own the road. ill move out of that lane when i fucking feel like it. and now that its summer there are too many skanks walking in front of my car. im sick of stopping, i might just run one over to help relieve society of one more welfare recipient

Writer of this post/every other writer of every other post on this site: OMGizzles am I Chelsea Handler yet!?!?!? <3<3<3

Go back to the kitchen, your aprons are collecting dust.

you’re fucking idiots if you take this website seriously.. it’s funny .. go get your zoloft refilled

Unfortunately we are all way too familiar with the concept of bad driving, those who have a car see it every day. Some drivers think they are in championship while others find other important things to do while driving. Either way it’s all wrong.