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We know we've professed our love for #20 clubbing many times before, but we've come to realize that the nightclub experience isn't universal. Unlike average people, a betch's experience at a club has very little to do with things like the music or the awesome drink specials. Drink specials are for cheap tools.

A betch's club experience is defined by being VIP. Yes, we are talking about cutting lines.

There's nothing better than the high a betch gets from cutting the line before entering the club. No matter your technique, it gives us the extra boost of energy we need to get us in the mood for a fun time.

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Once you're inside and have pounded a few shots at your table, you'll probably get a little bored. Luckily there's no shortage of opportunities to continue cutting lines once you're in the club. We're obviously talking about the bathroom, where the fun really begins. Here we encounter the bathroom bouncer aka the middle-aged Mexican woman who the club underpays to make sure you aren't cutting lines, and you over-tip to make sure you are.

Cutting lines is a complex art and science, especially when you're in a crowded bathroom full of fellow betches, all with the same goal as you, to be first to the stall. The key is to bump all these bitches out of your way without getting called out. Many #28 betch brawls have begun with an attempt to cut the bathroom line. Try not to get your betchy ass punched in the face, no one wants to leave the bathroom with a nosebleed.

The most important move when cutting the line is to make sure the people you're cutting are purely your type. If there are clear weirdos there, like that girl Krystal you made fun of at camp because she always had a fucking cameltoe, that's your cue to stay the fuck away. Every betch knows that cutting a high-quality line is all you need for a night out that will blow you away.

 

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24 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. The Betches says:

    punny betches! i like your clever word plAYO

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  2. The Betches says:

    Yeah..this post proves that you guys are true betches. love it…I’m just waiting for the bitches to start posting things like “omg…………..i lyke alwayz cut in line b/c im a BADAZZ”

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  3. The Betches says:

    Cuttin lines of adderall alll day~

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  4. The Betches says:

    Nice, Catchy, I like it!

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  5. The Betches says:

    only true betches will read in between the lines

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  6. The Betches says:

    You betches make me so proud.

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  7. The Betches says:

    HAHHAH took me a second look to get this…. so betchy love it

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  8. Valeria says:

    “WE don’t do line, betches!!!!”

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  9. GayBBF says:

    I don’t get it…she’s talking about coke. What’s everyone else ‘getting’? Whatever. Coke FTW

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  10. Hoochie Betch says:

    betches are always more clever then the average person. This was too great.

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  11. Anonymous says:

    clearly does not understand

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  12. NYbetch says:

    no girl. sorry. just… no.

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  13. brilliant says:

    The key is to bump… amazing.

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  14. Wow says:

    I hope I am not wrong when I read the undertones of this post. It can go two ways.
    Bravo.

     

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  15. Awesome says:

    Just got this. Amazing.

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  16. Anonymous says:

    Whenever I buy new clothes and get those little baggies of extra buttons, just makes me want to cut lines and visit candy land.

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  17. Anonymous says:

    Perf, so betchy

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  18. Carly says:

    Took me a second to get it…hilarious

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  19. b says:

    “no one wants to leave the bathroom with a nosebleed” aaahahahah toooo good

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  20. agreed says:

    Agreed. So clever. Betches win as always

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  21. imurti says:

    killed it

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