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Every betch knows that thin is perpetually in, but not when it comes to hair. Not to be confused with ‘a weave,’ hair extensions are the easiest way to turn up the volume but sometimes they can leave you looking like a skank-ass-ho. Let’s take a look at the celebrities who went overboard in our new periodic column CRUEL EXTENSIONS.

Lady Gaga

Are we looking at the back of Gaga’s head, or did fucking Gossamer from Looney Toons hit the peroxide?

Christina Aguilera

Xtina didn’t actually dye her hair purple. She just sticks the ends in grape jelly so she has something to snack on at all times.

Lindsay Lohan

While those Ronald McDonald curls are truly the least of your problems, it’s a general rule to never match your hair to your freckles, eye shadow, or genital warts.

Kate Middleton

She even makes track marks boring.

Blake Lively

Spotted: Serena Van Der Woodsen sporting a vestigial tail.

Honey Boo Boo

Shhh…It’s a Pig!

Ke$ha

I hope this is permanent. I hope there’s a dangerously high lead count and I hope they are magnetic. I hope that you pay for what you’ve done Ke$ha.

Adrienne Maloof

Perhaps you’ve piled on the hair to keep the attention off your testicles, but drag queens everywhere agree, 51 year olds and hair bling is a sadder pair than Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor.

Kim Kardashian

If Yeezy wanted a bald chick he’d have stayed with Amber Rose.

George Costanza

From bald guy to AEPi. HOT.

And always remember betches...