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Every betch knows that thin is perpetually in, but not when it comes to hair. Not to be confused with ‘a weave,’ hair extensions are the easiest way to turn up the volume but sometimes they can leave you looking like a skank-ass-ho. Let’s take a look at the celebrities who went overboard in our new periodic column CRUEL EXTENSIONS.

Lady Gaga

Are we looking at the back of Gaga’s head, or did fucking Gossamer from Looney Toons hit the peroxide?

Christina Aguilera

Xtina didn’t actually dye her hair purple. She just sticks the ends in grape jelly so she has something to snack on at all times.

Lindsay Lohan

While those Ronald McDonald curls are truly the least of your problems, it’s a general rule to never match your hair to your freckles, eye shadow, or genital warts.

Kate Middleton

She even makes track marks boring.

Blake Lively

Spotted: Serena Van Der Woodsen sporting a vestigial tail.

Honey Boo Boo

Shhh…It’s a Pig!

Ke$ha

I hope this is permanent. I hope there’s a dangerously high lead count and I hope they are magnetic. I hope that you pay for what you’ve done Ke$ha.

Adrienne Maloof

Perhaps you’ve piled on the hair to keep the attention off your testicles, but drag queens everywhere agree, 51 year olds and hair bling is a sadder pair than Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor.

Kim Kardashian

If Yeezy wanted a bald chick he’d have stayed with Amber Rose.

George Costanza

From bald guy to AEPi. HOT.

And always remember betches...

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    • You're a Royal Pain in my ASS says:

      They probably removed her medial orbitofrontal cortex which develops personality but I’m SURE you already knew that you Kate Middleton loving son of a bee sting.

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    • suspicious says:

      that childhood operation scar looks coincidently just like a face lift scar hahah

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  1. BETCH1 says:

    Xtina didn’t actually dye her hair purple. She just sticks the ends in grape jelly so she has something to snack on at all times.

    LITERALLY DYING.

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    • smartbetch says:

      you’re not literally dying, bitch.

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      • supbetch says:

        lighten the fuck up

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    • lol says:

      Yeah you’re figuratively dying.
      fucking duh.

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  2. sarah says:

    ha we call that stupid pony tail blake lively likes so much the dyke braid. HATE IT!
    also… ke$ha. why.

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  3. supbetch says:

    this is fucking hilar

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  4. Cam says:

    omg, the britney spears pictures actually grossed me out.

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  5. Celi says:

    The extensions shown in each of these pictures are not put in properly and that is why the name cruel extensions. But there is more into extensions as they are a great way to add volume and length to the hair if put in properly and with care. You can visit http://www.ludischarminginstinct.com to know the benefits of these extensions and see for yourself their glamorous side.

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