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Now that we’re heading into the coldest fucking months of the season, it’s important for betches to #42 bundle up like a slut. This doesn’t mean layering on last year’s sweaters or your latest pro’s hoodie under a fucking Canada Goose jacket. It means it’s time to revamp your winter wardrobe, starting with outerwear, by taking a look at the fugly haute runway shit for inspiration. Throw out your already-over military jackets and spike-embellished anything: it’s time for some new shit from the Fall 2012/Winter 2013 collection. It’s not even half way through Decembetch, which means there's plenty of time for your dad to rack up more holiday-related charges on his card, which means IT’S GO TIME. Here’s everything chic you need right now.

The Nip-Waist Jacket

This is one of the best ways betches can show off their skinny waistlines, while also staying toasty. Feminine tailoring or a good waist-synching belt conforms fabric to betches’ curves and creates a killer, stop-and-stare shape. Here are a few ano betches rocking the trend on the runways. (Left to right: Haider Ackermann, Ports 1961, Burberry Prorsum, Chrisian Dior.) Also, note the cheekbones.


Fucking duh you can’t just stroll around your college campus or local Whole Foods wearing one of these, so here’s some more realistic choices. (Left to Right: Zara Quilted Jacket with Belt3.1 Philip Lim Quilted Leather Jacket, ASOS Fit and Flare Biker Coat, Milly Fitted Moto Jacket)

The Big Boxy Coat

Next on the docket is the Big Boxy Coat, which is literally so fucking chic in a weird way, I can’t deal. Shout out to Kelly Kapowski from Saved By The Bell.


Let’s take a look at the betchy looks from the runway. Fucking obsessed with these jawlines. (Top, Left to right: Veronique Leroy, Chloe, Balenciaga; Bottom, Left to Right: Gucci, Proenza Schouler, Balmain)


I'm kind of into these, but kind of not…that Balmain one is fucking art.

Here’s what I deemed normal to wear in public. (Left to Right: Maison Scotch Tweed and Leather Jacket, Zara Cape Coat with Buckles, Twenty Quilted Trim Jacket, Helmut Lang Jacquard Oversized Jacket)

The Mega Coat

The last megatrend we’ve seen come down the runway is the mega coat. We all love a good oversized anything because oversized looks are a great way to say “I’m so fucking skinny, clothes don’t fit me, deal with it.” But, seriously these coats can be chic as fuck if you wear them the right way. (Left to Right: Daks, Thomas Tait, Celine, Jil Sander, Max Mara.)


Obvs these runways looks are to die, but when betches occasionally consider practicality when making fashion choices, the following pieces are better suited. (Left to Right: Zara Cream Minimalist Coat, Antipodium Nu Wave Coat, BCBG MaxAzria Arela Metallic A-Line Coat, Vince Wool & Leather Coat)

So betches, stay warm in style this season, and remember not to give a fuck what people think. Always assume that people are just jealous of you, it works for me and I’ve come to realize it’s fucking true. People who don’t “get” fashion, don’t “get” us…can I "get" an amen? To quote some weird song by a band called Chic, “le freak, c’est chic” (self-explanatory).

Stay Betchy,

Chic Betch xx

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12 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. betch says:

    who makes the third black nip-waist jacket?

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  2. anon says:

    literally all of these jackets were fugly. how is wearing ugly, conservative jackets dressing like a slut?

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    • chic betch says:

      obvi if you think theyre fugly youre not fucking chic enough and don’t know shit about fashion. these coats were beautiful gtfo .....

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      • Betch21 says:

        I agree!

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      • Your Name says:

        nono, they’re ugly.

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  3. Betch21 says:

    This is an incredible post. We neeeed more chic betch! Hilarious and the betchiest of them all!

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  4. anon says:

    you forgot Barbour WTF

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  5. editors? says:

    It’s waist-cinching, not “waist-synching”

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  6. chic-y says:

    We all love a good oversized anything because oversized looks are a great way to say “I’m so fucking skinny, clothes don’t fit me, deal with it.” - I die hahaha. Forreal doe

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  7. supahBetch says:

    Hey chic betch, post more!

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  8. Your Name says:

    Love this. A spring/summer post is totally necessary

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  9. cait says:

    nice post. all of these jackets are amazing.

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