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By The Betches on

If you’ve been on Instagram in the last four days, you know that Miley Cyrus turned #22 this weekend.  Of course, Miley had a huge birthday party, and of course, it looks like it was a fucking mess.  Not only was Patrick Schwarzenegger there, but Miley also had a gigantic birthday cake that looked like a pizza and a mechanical bull shaped like a dick. She was basically dressed like a Muppet, which seems pretty normal at this point. This whole things seems pretty fucking overwhelming, especially because it’s a well-known fact that the best way to celebrate a birthday is a #51 group dinner where no one eats anything.