Professional starfucker and younger sister of Jordana, Isabella Brewster has opened her legs heart to Russell Brand’s newly divorced rusty rocket. Russell confirmed their relationship on the Howard Stern show and Isabella called him a “good guy” to E! News. If being an ex-junkie/ex-husband to a less-cute version of Zooey Deschannel makes him a “good guy” then why doesn’t she date a great guy like Pete Doherty? At least he is an actual rock star and doesn’t just play them in the movies. Probably because he’s not desperate…
We do have to give the no-name props though for having Bradley Cooper on her dating roster, but it was before The Hangover so no one even realized he was hot. She clearly has downgraded though, as the picture we're showing looks more like a socialite on a mission to save the homeless.
Do we think Russellbella will last? We give it about as long as Jessica Simpson keeps off her Weight Watcher pounds.
“less-cute version of Zooey Deschannel ” Are you kidding? KP is SO much hotter, plus she’s not weird as fuck.
Posted on — Reply“KP” is an attention whore. Cupcake bra, really?
Posted on — ReplyKatheryn Hudson a.k.a KP is actually NOT THAT HOT. shes not even really skinny…
Posted on — Replyits all just an illusion created from her excessive hair dying, make up and glittery weird outfits. I dont think ZD is exceptionally pretty either, though.
I think what they mean is that Zooey is cute in that she prances around doing dorky things and trying to be one of the boys. She’s cutesy.
Posted on — Replydon’t usually comment, but had to express the trashy existence of KP’s life. She’s actually disgusting.
Posted on — Replyidk i actually think shes the fucking shit
Posted on — ReplyStop hating on Katie Perry and get a life, her documentary was adorable and she’s heart broken. give her some credit she came up from nothing and obviously doesn’t care what you jealous fans think. You’re probably the fat and ugly ones. LATERS
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