If betchiness were an art, Regina George would be Pablo fucking Picasso. We get that she’s fictional, but Regina is the epitome of a betch. Sure she’s a bitch, but she has a serious amount of edge.
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From manipulating Aaron Samuels, (who turned out to be a bit too much of a #33 nice guy) to mastering the art of #42 dressing like a slut and the #41 fake smile, to being the closest thing to perfect to walk through her high school, betch has got it all. I mean, she made her parents trade rooms with her.
She totally stood her own when that former nice girl Cady Heron thought she could be the head betch in charge. “She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is? I like invented her, you know what I mean?”
Lets not forget that Regina George is the only person in the world betchy enough to pull off the name Regina. The name totally screams “my mom’s hairdresser” but now it has a betchy legacy.
Clearly, Regina is a master at #1 talking shit. From three way calls to the burn book to that hysterical scene in the end where everyone’s beating each other up because she manipulated her entire school into thinking they’ve talked shit about each other. Betch knows how to get what she wants when she wants it. I know, right?
Even though she could have avoided gaining all of that weight by doing this thing called Googling a Kalteen bar, we don’t care. She may not be book smart but she definitely has the tactics of manipulation down to a tee.
In the words of Damien, she’s fierce. She’s the queen bee, those other two are just her minions. Obviously, as someone so hot and perfect she garners a lot of shit talking from the #43 haters. “I spent 80% of my time talking about Regina, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more.”
Our fav Regina quotes include:
“I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you wont make fun of her.”
“Because that vest was disgusting!”
So girls, if you haven’t seen Mean Girls we’re not even sure how you could possibly love this site. I mean you may think Regina is just your average selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that. She’s a queen betch and we fucking love her.
Amen to that! I was soooo waiting for this post. Regina George is a legend. RESPECT
Posted on — ReplyYou can’t sit with us!
Posted on — ReplyAll this is true, until she gets hit by the bus that is….
Posted on — ReplyI can’t believe you Betches would DARE write a Mean Girls post without even mentioning the beyond genius betch that crafted this betch holy grail- the betch who made being smart cool, who made glasses sexy, the betch who has more gold statues than the fucking Pharoah just because she’s better than you. I am of course talking about the only betch who’s allowed to read while maintaining betch status: Tina fucking Fey. After all, Regina is an extension of Tina’s betchy mind and us betches owe her so much for giving us like 90% of our daily quotes. In fact, fuck an honorable mention, that’s for fat girls at a spelling bee….
Posted on — ReplyBETCH OF THE WEEK: TINA FEY.
She’s a pusher.
yeah i only read like to sentences of this comment but still.. really annoying
Posted on — ReplyTina fey is not a betch. She is one funny bitch, but that’s about all I’ll give her.
Posted on — Replytoo long
Posted on — ReplyThat is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen.
Posted on — ReplyThe only thing wrong with this post is that it needs to be MUCH LONGER– we need a mean girls post.
Posted on — Reply“In the words of Damien, she’s fierce. She’s the queen bee, those other two are just her minions.”
Correction: “those other two are just her little workers”
Do your homework.
Posted on — ReplyAbsolutely hysterical. Love how other people have such good humor!
Posted on — Replybetches dont believe in things that aren’t real, and mean girls isn’t a reality. next post.
Posted on — ReplyLove Regina, but a word of caution to all you betches out there. Become Regina and you will lose a ton of friends. It’s fun for a while but then people start to get tired of your shit. The line between betch and bitch is a fine line. It’s much better to make everyone think you like them and come off as a total sweetheart when in reality you talk shit as much as the next girl.
Posted on — ReplyUmm. Look, betch. Regina George epitomizes what we real betches did on a daily basis in high school. If you don’t get it, it’s probably because you’re fat. STOP EATING.
Posted on — ReplyLOL!!! do YOUR homework. that’s what minion means
Posted on — Replyhttp://mashable.com/2012/04/30/mean-girls-meme/
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