This week’s Betch of the Week, Katy Perry, has earned her title in numerous ways. With her song, E.T. she became the first artist in history to be in the top 10 of Billboard Hot 100 for an entire year. But that’s far from the betchiest thing about her.
First, Katy wins the title for most improved betch-in-training. The girl was the daughter of not one, but two Chrisitan pastors and was not allowed to listen to non-gospel music growing up. Talk about a fucking nice girl. Cut to ten years later and the Betch is singing about making out with girls and blacking out.
Also, Katy married ultimate ugly hot, funny bro Russell Brand. While she’s clearly way hotter than him, there’s still a big part of us that’s really jealous. I mean, so what if he wears v-necks that expose his entire chest, he has a seriously hot accent and anything that leaves his mouth is fucking hysterical. Only a true betch could turn a womanizing alcoholic sex addict into a wifed up pro.
Although betches don't eat cupcakes, Katy is allowed to wear them
Katy seems like a relatively smart betch too, providing us with some great inspirational quotes:
"I still love Freddie Mercury. He was flamboyant with a twist of the operatic, but more importantly, he just didn't give a fuck."
"I've done a lot of bad things. Use your imagination."
"I think there's a fine line between being a slut and being classy. I walk in between that line."
Let’s talk about Katy’s latest hit, Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) This is like the betchiest song to hit the Billboard 100 since Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. A song relaying a night of blacking out, hooking up, and losing shit? Fucking story of our lives. Thanks for putting a typical betch evening into lyrical mode.
Betches love Katy Perry because she’s hot, she has an attitude, and her songs are fucking amazing. With the exception of her asking us if we ever feel like a plastic bag (uh, no that’s pretty much the last thing I’ve ever fucking felt like) her lyrics are us. In the spirit of owning the night like the fourth of July this weekend, keep Katy in mind and blackout like it’s fucking Friday night.
Katy Perry is not pretty at all. Every other part of her is betchy but her appearance is just not up to par. Blake Lively needs to be betch of the week!!
Posted on — ReplyKATY pERRY IS PRETTY… i LOVE HER SHE IS MY BFF BETCH
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Not pretty at all? Please elaborate on that statement, I can’t think that you are serious in this statement, unless you are trying to get attention, or are so insecure about your own looks that you have to tear down a higher figure to make your meaningless existance justifiable.
Posted on — ReplyKaty Perry is not pretty at all. Every other part of her is betchy but her appearance is just not up to par. Blake Lively needs to be betch of the week!!
Posted on — ReplyBlake Lively is too much of a nice girl.
Posted on — ReplyOkay, you guys are kind of retarded. Let me get this straight for you… Katy Perry IS one hot betch. End of story. Secondly, yeah Blake Lively is pretty too, but lacks the betch aura. Just watch her on Gossip Girl. She has no fucking personality whatsoever… BORING!! And @betchybetch.. Nice girl?… Haven’t you been #2 not keeping up with the news?? Naked photos of her trashily posing in front of a mirror surfaced recently. Get up to date on your shit, you wannabe betch.
Posted on — ReplyWe just saw Katy in concert, and she was amazing! I was never really a “fan” until I saw her unplugged on Palladia… where you could tell she was just so much more musical than her albums would have you believe. Thanks for the article, Katy’s awesome!
Posted on — ReplyTo the above comment.. what are you talking about??? Katy is a very attractive girl.
This is a great article. I wordpressed it for the first time ever on my blog. Well done!
Posted on — ReplyI would eat those cup cakes!
Posted on — ReplyBetches love Katy Perry! I think a big part of it is the wigs…Nicki Minaj has the same betchy allure.
Posted on — ReplyLEIGHTON MEESTER should be betch of the week next week. I don’t even need to explain myself why betches
Posted on — ReplyI mean let’s be real here. Katy Perry has commercialized the betch lifestyle. Her songs about making out with girls, a drunk betch tendency, and living a teenage dream, what every betch secretly wishes they had, have topped the charts AND get constant play on radios. So this betch Katy is letting other people make her her money and is constantly being publicized to others. Sounds like a betch to me. On top of that, Katy can run around in blue hair, spiral bras, and no pants and still look hot as shit. She’s the kind of betch a dude like Russell Brand can bring home to his mum, while also being a freak in the sheets. Nothing says betch like a dual personality. Katy, keep singing loud and proud, keeping it real, and jamming about the mistakes we all make. You go girl
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