In honor of her saying auf wiedersen to Scarface Seal, we've decided to grant the honor of Betch of the Week to the one and only Heidi Klum. Their breakup may signal the end of Heidi-Seal spottings for Aspen-goers, but Heidi will always be immortalized for us. Even if she's named after a 5 year old nice girl with ringlets.
While we may love that Heidi was born #3 abroad, the fact that she's German means she's scary as fuck. But though we'd normally be freaked out by that, the fact that she's our longstanding fav Vic Secret angel makes up for her funny accent.
Betches worldwide might know Heidi as an angel, but a shady fact is that she's been told she couldn't be a runway model because her boobs are too big (aw, we feel so bad for her). We all know how that story ended. Just as an extra 'fuck you' to those haters she became the host of Project RUNWAY, where she gets to #1 talk shit about aspiring models to their faces. See, it's like, karma.
Heidi, so hot right now, HeidiRegarding Project Runway she's stated: “I think it's really nice to have a documentary-style show where talented people are actually doing something."
...We couldn't agree more. And while we love Bravo, we can't believe this informational documentary of gifted individuals isn't on the History Channel or at least TLC.
Anyway, we understand if Heids has a hard time with English, which is clear from the fact that her kids' names are just barely pronounceable. We have: Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu Samuel, Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel, Lou Sulola Samuel, and Leni. That last one was adopted if you couldn't tell.
So despite the fact that she's really easy to make fun of, we'll just stop here and admit that we're big fans. In a world where you're either in or you're out, timeless model betch Heidi Klum is perpetually IN. Seal, not so much.
honestly, where did the original writer go? these posts have been seriously lacking. are interns taking over? the posts are not even witty anymore..
Posted on — Replyi agreee this shit isn’t even funny when i’m stoned
Posted on — ReplyThe show isn’t on bravo, it hasn’t been for a long time
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Leni isn’t adopted by Heidi. Heidi had her with an old boyfriend, but Seal legally adopted her as his own when they got married. Fucking duh.
Posted on — ReplyUmm what the fuck is going on, “Betches”? I am absolutely appalled with your recent articles. All I see is Recap, Recap, Recap. Okay, let’s be real here, actual betches will have all ready seen the episode of Housewives, Revenge, etc., and analyzed it with their besties. We don’t need you to do that shit. Anyways, my point is that once again I have felt compelled to take an actual moment of my precious high-tea-time to reply to this awful post. This was actually disgusting: I am going to vom.
Posted on — ReplySeriously? Leni adopted? Do you like sounding stupid?
Posted on — ReplyStop hating, because your bitching isn’t even phasing the betches. Get back to waiting tables you lower middle class whores.
Posted on — ReplyA-fucking-men.
Posted on — Replyquestion: was the response so low for interns to this site that the basic requirement was knowing how to type on a computer? because these interns who are writing these are more pathetic than the betches who comment saying shit like “omg clueless reference lol” (actually i bet that those are them.) anyway, how about you try a fucking fact check once in a while… you could have done so much w heidi, how she dated pro after pro and how she’s one of the top earning models in the world and how she has a fucking body like that after four kids… but no. you decided to make an incoherent list of bullshit… leni’s dad is some italian pro and project runway hasn’t been on bravo in let’s see ummm like five years? not to mention that on the show heidi doesn’t even talk shit to the models it’s about the fucking designers. this site blows more than lohan and THAT is saying a lot.
Posted on — Reply*fazing… get it together you upper class idiot who only got into her state school because Daddy built it a new library.
Posted on — ReplyFazing? really? Thats not even a word.
Posted on — ReplyAgreed with everyone… this is really sucking lately.
Posted on — ReplyAmen to every comment posted. You betches better actually be reading the feedback if you don’t want this site to continue going down the shithole your subpar writing has put it in. It’s much less embarrassing to take the criticism and change the posts for the better than to leave some of these piece of shit articles up. This one was one of the worst I’ve read in a while. I’m considering not visiting this site ever again because of the continual disappointments lately.
Posted on — Replylmfao GET THIS BITCH WRITING ON HERE
Posted on — ReplyI never comment but..it’s auf Wiedersehen.
Posted on — ReplyAgreed 100%!
Posted on — ReplyLMAO
Posted on — ReplyYeah, actually, it is. Dictionary.com.
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