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This week’s betch of the week has been inspiring us to dress like a slut ever since we were eight years-old. She is the Queen of teen pop, she’s sold over 100 million records worldwide, and she’s the best selling female artist from 2000-2010. Love her a lot or like her a little, she’s Britney Fucking Spears.

Hardcore betches have loved Britney since the days of the Mickey Mouse Club, and have been vehemently stalking her life ever since. Little betches-in-training everywhere were hooked ever since they hit play on their cassette players; "Hit Me Baby One More Time" was the first glimpse into our betchy futures. In addition to dressing like a slut in her super-crop-top, she danced like one too, and was fucking amazing at it.

Britney Spears

Not only were we hooked on the songs, but the videos were insanely cool. Who else could pull off a drugged up snake as an ultra chic necklace? From making sweaty look sexy in "I'm A Slave 4 U" to her betchy deny till you die antics about her virginity and romance with Justin Timberlake, Britney has been killing it since she hit puberty.

Brit even made an album devoted to every betch’s favorite activity. Blacking out.

Okay, so she became the BSCB for like six months. Shit makes sense, Britney’s had a tough life trying to hide from the media and having to deal with annoying people from PETA and that loser hick Kevin Federline. The media seriously had to stop giving her so much shit for putting her son on her lap, everyone knows that’s what the nanny is for. Whatever, Britney came back with Circus and was better than fucking ever. Who cares if she’s medicated to the point of incoherence, betch can still perform.

Our fav Britney quotes are as follows:

"Tony Blair? I`ve never heard of him either. Who is he?"

"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff."

"I'm rich, freakin' rich. It's crazy."

Britney will remain in our hearts forever. If legendary Betch Madonna thought she was worth making out with in front of millions of people, then her music is definitely worth listening to. She even added dubstep to "Hold It Against Me!" Need we say more? For all of you haters, either shut the fuck up or go listen to Xtina’s You Are Beautiful, or some shit. You’re clearly not a betch. Regardless, we can’t wait to see what’s next for our favorite pop star. It's Britney, Betch.

 

 

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24 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. The Betches says:

    fucking obsessed with her

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  2. The Betches says:

    Quote of the fucking century : Brit even made an album devoted to every betch’s favorite activity. Blacking out

    Love,love,love

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  3. The Betches says:

    actually beyonce was the best selling female artist of the 2000-2010 decade though britney had one of the highest selling albums; not to steal britney’s shine or anything (i’m going to her concert tomorrow, and that will be the 5th tour i’ll have gone to) but lest we forget, betch did fall off kind of hard around 2003/4

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    • The betches says:

      False. Beyonce has NOT sold anywhere near100 million albums. Britney was the top selling female… Fact. Not tryna argue, just saying the betches are right.

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  4. ashley says:

    queen betch <3

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  5. JLEE says:

    Brit is super betch. Love her!

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  6. JLEE says:

    Me too smile

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  7. Anonymous says:

    i feel like miley should def fall under the betch of the week category like soon please. ps i adored this brit brit post

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  8. Anonymous says:

    Shes fucking fabulous but this already happened.

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  9. Anonymous says:

    please stop existing. thanks.

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  10. s says:

    Shut up

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  11. Anonymous says:

    they were reposting it cause its britneys 30th birthday today, fucking duh

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  12. Anonymous says:

    That doesn’t work.

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  13. Anonymous says:

    Miley? As in Miley Cyrus? Hahaahaha no way, “new betch.”

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  14. Anonymous says:

    shut up , beyonce is the black girl britney

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  15. umm? says:

    why does the date of this post say July 6, 2011?... a little off

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  16. Ali says:

    LOL! Miley tries to hard & she sounds like a femme bro.

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  17. Nikki says:

    Good job betches

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