BETCHES LOVE THIS

IS THIS A JOKE who cares about LA betches, EVERYONE knows the ultimate definition of a betch is a FUCKING NEW YORKER. Get a grip

Agreed. NY betches are the betchiest of the betches. Obvs.

Loves itttt! Go suck a crack whore tranny’s dick, hater New Yorker. Mwah love ya!

seems like someone is a little jealous. so not betchy.

seriously .. wtf is this.. maybe you could have bashed new york one more time in the article about la

Bitch please. LA is where it’s at, New Yorkers.

finallyy. pure perfection.

You can’t avoid traffic. A betch just makes everyone come to where she is. And being fake nice is part of being a betch, otherwise, you’re just a bitch.

Must agree. New York is the betchiest place on the planet.

This is seriously one of the worst posts yet.

New York over everything. Sorry for you.

LA is most def the capitol of bethcey wannabes. Anyone who lives there is just trying to hard to be a betch. Furthermore LA betches have absolutely no class…at all. Everyone knows that New York is where true betches live, not anyone can get into the betchy upper echelon of the New York hierachy. Is there an LA fashion week, perhaps, but like who cares. LA is just…ew.

Sorry i’m not sorry.

Pinkberry was over 5 years ago though.

I grew up in LA and went to Brentwood high school. Im a HUGE fucking betch. But honestly this article is toatlly accurate. Girls in LA are fake as their moms tits. And they all have USC dads who donate shit to their shit

HAHAHAHAHA.  Betches never said LA was better than NY, why is everyone freaking out?  I’m from LA and this post was really great, thanks Betches!

the betchest girls are the ones who run NY and decide to take their talents to LA

Hell yes! The truest betch is bi-coastal by 25.

why no mention of the mound coke on the coffee table at EVERY pregame?

Team Tupac ... Los Angeles is the betchiest. #westcoastlove

while LA and New York are both betchy..the classic betch hails from none other than New york. Betchiness just comes naturally to the east coast betches and theres no other way to say it. LA has its perks but the betches are just fake and slutty. like, we’re so much closer to Europe.

Perfectly said

this is funnyyy. its nothing against new yorkers its actually MAKING FUN of people who live in los angeles hahah. i live in los angeles and i know so many betches like this wow. new yorkers, dont worry you guys have betches too, realer ones! chill out!

Flip flops and hobo bags are hardly fashion, LA is not betchy. New York invented betchy & New York is pretty much is fashion capital of the USA. You betches are insane. Plus there aren’t any Ivy League school out west, have fun at community college & pre-gaming with your parents.

all true betches are from nyc plan and simple. la is for wannabes.

Have fun suiting up in your long underwear in a month!

Nice to see all the other betches agree. There’s no place as betchy as New York,....

def not. you can’t even consider yourself a betch if this is you. you should already have enough connections to make your talents known before you become a nobody by moving to LA with no idea of what you’re getting yourself into.

Wow. What makes Stanford, USC, and UCLA worse than the Ivies? This is LA, not fucking Milwaukee. Get your facts straight bitch.

I think New york breeds Betches but a betch can appreciate the exclusivity and candy that LA has to offer.

Generally these posts are amazing but lately there has been a serious lack of substance. I’m sorry but why on earth is there no post about NYC? You realize hippy chic is not Betch right? (and ew, no one wants to mupload a photo of Kate Winslet at Coffee Bean). This site is getting more liberal as I type. You are beginning to further prove the trade-off relationship between quantity and quality. Choose wisely Betchs… I sense the winds of change.

-A true northeastern betch

That’s right, LA has the classiest betches. Everyone is skinny because we actually see the sun more than 3 months a year unlike new York betches so betches are in bikinis all year long. Prettiest and skinniest and tannist betches around

NYC is where it’s at! Nothing could ever make me leave

All the new yorkers need to chill the fuck out. If you need to constantly remind everyone how betchy you are, you’re not. And “ny invented betchiness?” Could you be more of a tool? Get back to me when you have better things to do than “inventing betchiness”. Until then I’ll be eating froyo in la and not ruining my tory burch boots in the dirty snow and rain of ny.

the fact that this many people care “which is better” is unbetchy in itself. stop caring so much.

word.

Love the post, but you forgot some of the betchiest things about LA:
- Calling off work in February to go to the beach. Lets face it, EVERY Sunday is Tan Your Back Sunday. Theres never an excuse to be pale in LA.
- No one does BSCB’s like LA. Look at Lindsey Lohan.
- Weekend trips to Vegas

You definitely got the Prius thing right.

There’s a reason for the BEST COAST being the WEST COAST.
El lay, the prettiest people, places, faces, and best iced coffee in the world.

When one thinks of New York, pretty wouldn’t come to mind, ever.

Whats with all the fucking BSCB tearing apart every post for not being “betchy” enough? are you crazy sluts kidding? if you think your opinions on whats betchy matters so much go start betcheslovethis.com.  oh wait…........

Thas how dis betch does it, but vice-versa. Seasons are so cute.

Of course LA is where it’s at, has Serena ever looked prettier than she does in the Los Angeles episodes? I didn’t think so.
No mention of the Brentwood Country Mart though? Come on betches, get with it. And you can’t miss the Beach Club…

I’m in a taxi in new york and I almost threw my blackberry out the window when reading this, which further solidifies why NY’ers are bitchier because #1. Then I’d just go buy a rich I-phone and #2 then all my manpieces would inevitably think I’m ignoring them whie I’m inbetween phones because I’m hotter than they are and I don’t care

close, but no one spends the fucking summer in new york.. nice try

What?

All you new york “betches” obvi care too much. Get fucking over it and go watch gossip girl.

Umm Cali or nothing, thanks though new york

Why are you hooking up with hideous men? You’re clearly fug.

Ew darling OC is so trash.  When your daddy gets a real job, ask him to bump you guys into the city.

Ew blackberry?  Really?  Still?  And a cab?  Darling, try a car service.

if by prettiest you meant fake tits, fake piss colored hair and ugly messes made by too much plastic surgery .. by alllll means “el lay” is the prettiest .. but by normal standards you guys are a fucking joke .. the rest of the country laughs at you

have fun with your earthquakes and mudslides ill take my snow anyday over those.

Until there is a post about how amazing NYC is I refuse to read this site. I am over u betches. PEACE OUTIE

literally spot on. obsessed.

Lindsay Lohan’s from Long Island

To all of you “betches” saying that New York is betchier than LA….GET FUCKING REAL. Maybe the Upper East Side is betchier than LA because your socks are fucking Burberry. But in LA, WE DONT EVEN NEED SOCKS BECAUSE OUR WEATHER IS PERFECT ALL YEAR ROUND… JUST LIKE US #TRUEBETCHES

A true betch doesnt give a fuck where she is. Shes just a betch 24/7 at all times. the question shouldnt be ny or la.. it should be beverly hills or newport beach #duhbetches.

#TRUTH #NEWPORTBETCH

Im patiently waiting to see Newport RI featured in betchography. If a betch has ever been there, she would know that it’s one of the betchiest towns in the US.

It is fine if you [head betches] are from LA and want to represent your city. Power to ya! Sounds pretty betchy but seriously absolutely NO need to bash NYC… get someone who lives in NY to post about it and all of it ‘s amaza-f*ing-goodness.. A betch who is not from/ or lives in NY may still be a betch but just not a NYBETCH ...obvi the best kind. Really tho this is just proof that one of the best things about NYC is u don’t realize how simply amazing it is until you actually live there..and never ever want to leave

Mansion in Beverly Hills and penthouse in NYC… Why is everyone freaking out both cities have redeeming qualities, it’s ignorant to choose one over the other.

no one actually eats at the ivy or shops at kitson. what are you, a 2005 issue of People?

You all care way too much.

NYC babbbbbbyyyy

um yes they do hahaha its called The Hamptons..poor deprived betch

Everyone knows a true Betch comes from NYC. I’m from Boston, and though this site fucking ripped us apart I definitely have to side with NYC as being the home of the betches. Have you ever fucking watched an episode of Gossip Girl? Or seen Cruel Intentions? Katharine DEFINED Betchiness and was as NYC as it gets. LA= dumb biddies.

I can, to some extent, understand that LA betches are pretty hot (in a trying too hard kind of way) but New York betches have the looks and the attitude. There is nothing like a New York attitude and LA girls couldnt imitate it if they tried. NYC is for purebred, naturally beautiful (without the aid of plastic fucking surgery and spray tans), and inherently smart betches. LA is for Audrina fucking Partridge and playboy playmates. Blair Waldorf’s of the world…. u-fucking-nite.

REAL LA Betch Factor: 5

good call

Right….and no one knew her there.

iPhones aren’t rich babe…betches are

False.

hahah i like this betch

love this comment. so betchy

If NYC betches are SOOOO fucking pretty, then why do we constantly have to hear how many single women there are in NYC and how there are no men. No men = complaint coming from an ugly chick.

such a lie.

LOVE! Newport till the end betches!!!

I’m talking Newport, not Coto de Caza. Fucking duhhh

CAMPBELL HALL SHOULD BE ADDED TO THAT LIST…Elle and Dakota both came out of that school

How will you know if there’s a NYC post if you quit reading?

all of you northeast bitches are so fucking stupid. you hate yourselves, you hate everyone else, and you talk shit on all of your friends. no one likes you because you are a fake, unoriginal, carbon-copy of every other bitch you are friends with. in the movie legally blonde, where is the hot, blonde girl that goes to harvard law from? oh that’s right, cali. where is the ugly bitch vivian from? oh, stick-up-the-ass, connecticut i believe. and in the words of elle woods, “i like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, i try not to look so constipated.”

Because NYC betches refuse to settle. We don’t want an eating disorder forced upon us by a man, we prefer to push it upon ourselves! NYC betches have far more repect for ourselves than to settle for stupid wannabe pros. We only go for the creme de la creme of Wall street. Unlike LA betches who go for any porn producer….eeek, the horor!

fucking duh. newport for life <3

Actually Dakota Fanning went to Notre Dame in Sherman Oaks (the valley). Fact check yourself.

Full disclosure I’m from Calabasas (Kardassian territory) but it’s fairly betchy there. Lot’s of skinny, rich and superficial betches with lots of candy. But it’s true, westsiders rule L.A. and thank goodness I’m engaged to a Beverly Hills Pro.

Nevermind- was thinking of KiKi Dunst. Yet, Campbell Hall is also (gasp) in the val.

New York…..don’t hate just because we’re skinnier, prettier, and better at life than you are. We’re just bigger and better. And we all know bigger is better.

this is perfect

New York- concrete jungle where dreams are made of- nuttin you can do.

People in Calabasas may have money, and be skinny, but Calabasas is the VAL therefore, it is not betchy.

1) Property: Property is cheap in the valley. A lot of “rich” betches in Calabasas may live in a 6,00 square foot mansion that cost 2-3 mill. Hate to break it to you Val “betches”, but if you’re so rich, you’d be living living in a house on the westside. You can’t even buy a small house in Santa Monica, Pacific Palisades, Malibu, Bev Hills, or Venice for under 1.2 mill. Desirable land=MONEY.

2) Shopping/ Restaurants: The Val is made up of ugly development malls. Betches that live on the westside..aka…Los Angeles, have easy access to the best of the best in clothes (Ron Herman, Planet Blue LF) / food (Urth, Cafe Vida, Blue Plate). Lemme think…whats a betchy boutique in the Val…oh wait there are none…unless you’re looking for tacky diamond clothes.

3) Weather: Lets be honest. It SUCKS. It’s way too hot to the point where you have to sit inside your cheap mansion with the AC on blast.

Val betches can argue all they want, but think about think for a second:
Whats more common, for a Val to go to the westside, or for a Wesider to go the val. Answer: Vals will come to the westside, but westsiders will never go to the val….unless they have a good fucking reason to.

<3

Obvi you’ve never been to this county because it is far from trash. Quit watching reality tv and actually make a trip down to Newport Beach, Dana Point, or San Clemente. Only the hottest boutiques the best beaches and gorgeous guys live here. Sucks to suck you live in some middle of nowhere hick town

It’s not really fair to generalize LA girls, yeah there are a lot of whores with implants and balloon lips but they’re just really good material for all of the real LA betches to talk shit about. Which we do, while tanning and wearing tiny clothing .....year round in fabulous weather. This post sucked, but because it’s badly written, not because of its subject

i am a born and raised betch from L.A. and just moved to NYC….both are betch as fuck.

Darling, reality TV is for poor people who try too hard.  My family has a vacation house down there, I refuse to go anymore.  Parts of it are gorgeous, obv, but no thanks.

Class?  Fucking please.

love this

please stop referring to other posters as “darling”. it’s not fucking cute when you get caught trying too hard to fit into your own twisted idea of chic.

the hamptons and manhattan are not actually the same place. at all. you must be from boston. or philly. or the midwest. or somewhere else irrelevant.

Betches in NY pay their bills. LA betches run up their debt. Like I can just charge it and marry an old guy tee hee.

Running up debt does not define you as being so called “rich”. I do not envy your massive debts. You are not high fashion you are just plain guady!

Couldn’t love this more.

We DO NOT! DO NOT! DO NOT! eat at food trucks, nor do we go to Venice. Montana is for pussies, and LC = SBE which does not = equal LA betches. Urth Cafe, Lemonade or Toast should be Urth Cafe, Joan’s or Fred Segal resto on Melrose (NOT SM) .... LA Betches don’t go to USC, that’s where OC girls go. LA betches go to Ivy League schools, just like all other betches. Our parents may donate to USC but they also donate to Stephen S Wise and they no one in their family goes there either. “whatevs” is 100% accurate - a real LA betch is bicoastal by the age of 4 ... Betchiness runs in the family.

I’m from LA, lmao I died laughing, haha “kanye shrug*

“We DO NOT! DO NOT! DO NOT! eat at food trucks, nor do we go to Venice. Montana is for pussies, and LC = SBE which does not = equal LA betches. Urth Cafe, Lemonade or Toast should be Urth Cafe, Joan’s or Fred Segal resto on Melrose (NOT SM) .... LA Betches don’t go to USC, that’s where OC girls go. LA betches go to Ivy League schools, just like all other betches. Our parents may donate to USC but they also donate to Stephen S Wise and they no one in their family goes there either. “whatevs” is 100% accurate - a real LA betch is bicoastal by the age of 4 ... Betchiness runs in the family.” -Caroline

What area of Los Angeles are you from? You clearly don’t know you’re shit.

I think it’s funny how people seem to think ivy leagues are betchy. Yeah a betch that got into an ivy most likely had to be rich, which is betchy, but majority of girls who go to ivy leagues are NOT betchy. They consist of duds who have never drank before, and def weren’t hooking up with bros in high school. If they did drink in high school, the first time they got drunk was most likely alone…or with a group of girls. (However, Of course there are exceptions)

MOST LA betches go to a party school or city school;
Public Schools: LA Betches who choose a public college choose ones that are at at least ranked in the top 100, and are big party schools (which often tend to be out of state). A decent amount of LA kids go to these schools every year which somewhat prevents us from #branching out.
UCSB, MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN, CU BOULDER, UT AUSTIN
If the school is private it’s usually a city school, greek life school:
BU, USC, LMU, USD, GW, SMU

Cafe Vida in Pacific Palisades should have been mentioned.

every single fucking one of us you’re sooooo right!  dumb ass hoe.

Are you retarded?  The girls that go to city schools peaked in high school, which, in my opinion, is not betchy at all.  Betch for LIFE, not just til you hit 20.

I’m a new york bred betch and spend time in Newport and LA…several times a year. When I’m out there, my #westcoastbesties and i road-trip to tan in PS, smoke weed in Vegas hotel hallways, and basically don’t give a fuck about anything else except what flavor our fro-yo is going to be and whether or not we’re going to add kiwi AND strawberries to it that day.  decisions, fucking decisions.  Newport and Laguna (OC) are actually really fucking nice.  I spent my latest birthday having a two week celebration (starting in NY, ending in so-cal) and while I shopped in Santa Monica the actual day at Fred Segal to contemplate all of my opening ceremony outfits I flew from back east…I dined at the Four Seasons in Laguna at night.  And LA is the shit. so stfu.  Nothing says memories like doing blow at Marmont in my teens and failing at #notfuckingcelebs.  Nothing will ever touch Manhattan or #eastcoast, but any place where a BMI of 10.0 or less is considered healthy is okay in my book.  Later losers

too betchy to give a fuck about arguing with any of these posts. please girls. get a grip.

LA LA LAND is a 9.5 because NEW YORK CITY IS A 12. The City breeds the most upper crust Betches in the world. Hello Blair Waldorf, exhibit A. Tri- state betches do it better. So you can go shave you back now…

New York stop hating because you are so angry & cold all the time.

Also, spot on about the food trucks.They are betchy in a way only cali can handle!

this should def be mentioned

TRASH?! If you’re hanging around in the Newport clubs all night sure, but if you know where the real money is at you’ll be and yacht/boat parties, huge mansion parties, riding horses, driving astons, and flying on your private jet. sorry - doesn’t get better than that.

Remember, a mercedes is just a ‘newport chevy’

loved it! so true. the la bitch is kind of like an ice queen, except she pretends not to be. its heaven.

the song doesn’t go “wish they all could be new yorker girls”

sorry betches, everyone knows us los angelinos rule the world <3

...just sayin ;]

we held it down for the valley betches

This is an extremely accurate description of LA Betches. I went to Archer and it is the all-girls school equivalent of Brentwood/Harvard-Westlake/Crossroads. Most of the girls I went to school with were described in your post

this just proves how arrogant New Yorkers are. Get the fuck over yourselves

fUNNY JOKE. NYC’S THE SHIT. NICE TRY LA

true betches are born and raised in newport. you cant get any better than us.

you’re quoting legally blonde.. clearly you are the “fucking stupid” one

NY Betches, you need to chill the fuck out. Caring too much makes you look like a loser. Fucking. Duh.

I’ll ship you some dank Cali purp… Pop some Xanies in the meantime.

New Yorkers would never “ask what it was like when Jack let go” because we’re like, totally unfazed when we see celebs. We just give them dirty looks and pity them for not being able to get an apartment in our pre-war building or anywhere nearby.

dumb. she went to campbell hall. Campbell hall is still the valley. Fact check YOURSELF

live & die in LA.  ny bitchez stop stalking us, we know you’re cold and indoors with nothing to do but go online and read articles about a city youll never belong in.  LA betches don’t go looking to read about other places they dont live in to bash them.  i don’t care and don’t care to read about NY, it has nothing to do with me or my home, and frankly, that’s all that matters to us, not your cold angst.

look at the comparison of the ny betch blog’s comments and this one…the la one has more spiteful new yorkers spamming up the article.  in the new york one, the comments are all STILL new yorkers praising themselves, and not really any or as many LA supporters bashing on the new yorkers.  basically, we have better things to do.  the LA -ers and betches simply don’t care, we don’t give a shit.  we’re too laid back and content to bother going on a different city’s article to insult them.

i dont even live directly in the city, but I def. eat at food trucks, my friends and i follow certain yummy trucks and other delicacies on wheels on twitter haha.  and the majority of people from my high school were bred to go and do go to USC.  literally. they are mostly the kids of rich good-looking alumnus and gain the genetics themselves. and OC girls just go to Chapman ahaha.  Melrose is awesome, and as an LA betch, i like to pick up from the many various medical marijuana dispensaries along the street while shopping/browsing/kicking it/getting or waiting for friends to get piercings in melrose’s trendy tattoo/piercing parlors.  And venice is a frequent hot spot esp for those pretty hippie girls native to LA who like to have a good time on the boardwalk, in the water, or in the weekly drum circles.  LA betches do go to ivy leagues, but it is more common to hear them at USC, where they dominate.

betches, we all know that new york and los angeles are the best cities out there. now calm it down, they are both awesome. nice job with the “Brentwood, Crossroads, Harvard-westlake” refrence. totally spot on (i go to hw) but you forgot about marlborough for the bitches who didnt get into brentwood/harvardwestlake and say they want to go to an all girls school. so not betchy. no guys? wtf. no one really goes to crossroads. i mean ew? but completely agree with this post. go betches. <3

you obvs never been to la…..............

First of all, the fact you have “team” in front of any guys name makes me want to vom.
Second, how the eff are you playing for Tupac when you don’t even know that he’s from Nor-Cal.. aka, the better half of CA. Although I am biased since I’m fortunate enough to be a Marin County/San Francisco betch, I have a house in Santa Monica and I do love LA (plus this article is oh so accurate); but the true betches are bred in Atherton, Marin County, Menlo Park, Presidio Heights, and well, most of the affluent-but still classy- parts of the San Francisco Bay Area.
Third, any betch with love for the west coast would already know this #westcoastlove

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Umm NYC is amazing except for one problem -ITS FUCKING COLD. Totes over it!

obvz not from California. foolproof way to tell if native of poseur

live & die in LA. ny bitchez stop stalking us, we know you’re cold and indoors with nothing to do but go online and read articles about a city youll never belong in. LA betches don’t go looking to read about other places they dont live in to bash them. i don’t care and don’t care to read about NY, it has nothing to do with me or my home, and frankly, that’s all that matters to us, not your cold angst.
look at the comparison of the ny betch blog’s comments and this one…the la one has more spiteful new yorkers spamming up the article. in the new york one, the comments are all STILL new yorkers praising themselves, and not really any or as many LA supporters bashing on the new yorkers. basically, we have better things to do. the LA -ers and betches simply don’t care, we don’t give a shit. we’re too laid back and content to bother going on a different city’s article to insult them. know why california is the most hatest city? cause the majority not FROM there who try to venture there to make a ‘name’ for themselves never feel like they belong cause they don’t.  yet they try soooo hard….it’s so pathetic to watch.

Im a #betch from LA who moved to NYC to see what all the hype was about. It’s horrible and all New Yorker #betches (if you can call yourselves that) are just jealous that you have to wear clothes 75% of the year, live in grime, and are pale as fuck. Why starve your self or pretend to workout to have a hot bod if you can’t even flaunt it?

Sincerely,

Just moved back to California

Harverd westlake is not betchy at all!! They all work so hard.  The ultimate school for betches is marymount high school on sunset

I am guilty of yoga on Montana and then nails in Brentwood, coffee at Urth on Melrose, dinner at Katsuya and then out in the Hills. Thats like Saturday ritual.

This was spot on. I feel bad. And I should feel bad.