Last night was the Vice Presidential debate... yay? What we thought would be extremely boring was actually a really entertaining verbal smackdown/simulation of what would happen if your grandpa ate a pot brownie. Biden literally couldn't stop laughing and saying things like "malarkey" and calling Ryan his bestie.
Since basically the dems think Biden won and the reps think Ryan won, we'll call this one a stalemate and simply ponder the impossible question of who is whiter. Like, Biden has the actual color thing down, with his white teeth and white hair (plugs) but Ryan is whiter in the supremacist sense. Let's call it Decision 2012: Who is Whiter - we report, you decide.
Total goobers.
i’ve always found something off about paul ryan… this pic makes me realize it’s his eyes! The right one’s lower than the left one—and not in a cute way
Posted on — Replywhoever wrote this post should have spent ten minutes on it instead of five. boring recap to a hilarious debate. biden is betchier than you, lazy betch.
Posted on — Replynahhh this post was short not-sweet and hilarious.
Posted on — Replythat debate was seriously awesome. biden was so fucking great and just killed it. Soooo Ryan says his first act would be to make abortion ilegal
Posted on — ReplyYou must have just about as much grey matter in that fine skull of yours as Biden has color in his hair. It’s illegal not ilegal, learn how to spell betch! After all if your brain is not capable of turning out correct spellings of 3rd grade words; what makes you think there’s enough action up there to make informed decisions about politics?
Posted on — Replywoahhh chill out
Posted on — Replyfor real. why do you care so much? also i agree with biden girl. he killed it. make abortion illegal? no thanks. shouldn’t be a man’s decision anyways.
Posted on — Replyahahha greatest caption
Posted on — Replyare those veneers in biden’s mouth? bleh
Posted on — Replybiden looks waaayyy more presidential…ryan looks like my high school bio teacher who gets way too excited about looking at things under microscopes
Posted on — Replyryan looks like a furby.
Posted on — ReplyHAHAHAHAHA this is great.
Posted on — Replyhe does
Posted on — ReplyRyan is def more of a betch. Biden reminds me of a crazy old grandpa laughing at his own jokes.
Posted on — ReplyJoe was smoking hot when he was young.
Is there a bigger turn-off than those Paul Ryan workout photos?
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