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By Queen Elizabetch on

So Kris Jenner went to Paris Fashion Week and thought she was suddenly relevant. Homegirl want bat shit crazy on instagram and did not check our To Insta or Not To Insta Flow Chart. Somebody really needs to tell this woman to put down the iPhone. We fucking get it: Your children are really famous.

 

Kendall is friends with Joan Smalls they like to dance together at Balmain parties. Cara Delevigne is suh funny, she totally gets you. You and your "girlfriends" do crazy stuff together like drive around Paris on a Twizy Tour. One time you met Karl Lagerfeld and he told you that you were pretty. You're totally not being overshadowed by a one year old and Ricarcardo Tisci's stripped shirt. Congrats on seeing Selena Gomez in the United Lounge and on her tolerating you for three seconds so you could snap a quick pic.

 

So Kris, did did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others' awesomeness? God, I'm so happy #PFW and Kris's insta crusade is over.