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Today's betch of the week needs no introduction but since she's so amazing we'll give her one anyway. Introducing the backbone of Les Mis, Amanda Seyfried.

Mandy, who was obviously hot since betchhood, became a model when she turned 11, when she appeared in a Limited Too campaign with none other than Leighton Meester, which almost cancels out the poor factor of Limited Too. Unfortunately it wasn't until she grew breasts with the magical ability to tell when it's raining that she entered our lives as the great Karen Smith.

Since then she's been in a series of hits which have clearly displayed her full range of talent, from her amazing voice in Mamma Mia to her superior penmanship in Dear John. After becoming the face of Chloe, fondling Julieanne Moore's nipples in a different Chloe, and having a severely underrated performance in Jennifer's Body we're sure Mandy has a bright and betchy future ahead of her.

And to the Academy, shame on you for that Supporting Actress award. It really should've been Mandy but everyone forgets about her because she's such a slut.

Finally, a collection of Mandy's betchiest quotes.

On #5 diets: "It's intense. And sort of awful. Yesterday for lunch? Spinach. Just Spinach. Spinach and some seeds."

On #112 talking about herself: "I'm trouble, but in a good way."

On PETA: "When taxidermy is done well it’s an amazing piece of art. I love animals and they’re very easy to look after when they’re dead"

On using the F-word: "You can’t say ‘that’ word in America but I do use it — when I’m in good hands. I like it because people are so terrified of it. It’s weird that words have that much power but I don’t feel like I’m doing females wrong by saying it."

On #36 not doing work: "I worked hard in 2009, but it didn’t seem that hard. I spent two months in London with Dominic. I shot in Verona, Italy, for Letters to Juliet. I mean, how hard is that?"

On #118 working out: "I used to live, eat and sleep by an exercise schedule, and I couldn’t enjoy myself if I didn’t exercise. And then I realized, What a waste of time!"

On life: "I talk like I know what I'm saying, but I don't."

9 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. britishbetch says:

    I have a feeling the ‘curse word’ she’s referring to is not the f word but something else far more fun- and I love her even more for it

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  2. ... says:

    Despite how much Anne Hathaway sucks (like just look at her hair), Amanda Seyfried was even worse in Les Mis. Amanda was annoying and was one of the worst parts of the movie, and Isabelle Allen was so much better!

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  3. Mandy's biggest fan says:

    This post is weak. I LOVE Amanda Seyfried. You forgot to mention her tattoo that means vagina in british slang and her other funny interview quotes “I never do an interview without a little liquid courage” ? HELLO you didn’t even have a youtube link. The betches are getting lazy Amanda Seyfried is the epitome of betch, show some respect.

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    • agreed says:

      i expected this to be so much better and funnier. the betches are losing their touch..

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  4. betch says:

    look at her arms in that second pic. so jealous right now.

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  5. premedBetch says:

    Mhmm also sure she’s not referring to the f-word, since she specifically names females. im thinking of another four letter word. nonetheless, Mandy Seyfried’s BOTW honours are loooooong overdue.

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  6. ErikaLuxe says:

    love her to death

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  7. K says:

    totally agreed. you need to get Anna Kendrick on that betch of the week status!

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