If people are always telling you to hurry up or you're consistently late to everything, these are some of the tell-tale signs that you are a betch. As betches, we have an unlimited free pass to completely disregard people's time and schedules. Betches have their own internal clock and everyone else should probably follow it. Or wait.
We love being late because we love the drama that accompanies being dramatically close to missing an event. All because you had better things to do, like #27 tan, or videochat with your boyfriend.
But think about it, why would a betch ever be early? Being early means that we would have to wait for people. We don't wait for people, people wait for us. Who's the first person at a party? Not you. Not even if it's your own birthday.
Betches don't have time to be on time. Some say this is rude. We say our time is more valuable than yours. Get back to me when your tree pose is as perfectly aligned as mine.
Some might say that it's important to be "fashionably late." Sorry, but this has nothing to do with couture, we are just late by nature because we're super busy doing really important shit. If you get called out for being late just remind this person that anything worthwhile is worth waiting for.
[Disclaimer: It is NEVER okay for someone else to be late if you ever accidentally make it somewhere on time. Does Kelly Cutrone wait for Stephanie Pratt to figure out what a computer does before she asks her to print some labels? No fucking way. In return for her tardiness, your bestie will forever be told that things start at least half an hour earlier than they do, to ensure that this travesty never takes place again.]
As the saying goes, the early bird catches the worm. Ew, pass.
Always ok to be late, except for menstrually
Posted on — ReplyHahahaha incredible!
Posted on — Replyso true.
Posted on — Replyi swear the betches follow me around.. this shit is TRUTH
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Who are you? Fucking leave please
Posted on — Replyall this time I thought my ADHD diagnosis explained my lateness.. nope just another betch attribute!!
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Posted on — Replynope hahahahahha this is so funny i cant handle it. this is my life, you know.
Posted on — Replyhey betches, just wanted to let you know this post is late to arrive to the homescreen—probably intentional.
Posted on — Replythis freak has clearly been living in candyland, and not in a good way.
Posted on — ReplyCan we just delete the comment section? Like, do we really care what anybody has to say about this wisdom? Some of these posts… just… ew.
Posted on — Replylike omg you all need to get a life. totally.
Posted on — Replyyesterday I was so late to an event that I just didn’t go…whoops…got too caught up shopping, and it ended at 10, wtf
Posted on — Replywhoever would say totally has no influence in this site. its totes. fuckin duh
Posted on — ReplyPost should be re-named to “Being Busy.” Your not late when you totes didn’t miss anything… jus sayinn
Posted on — Replymy life. although i don’t recommend being late to HS graduation… they take that shit seriously
Posted on — ReplyA-fucking-men.
Posted on — ReplyI have been diagnosed with LAIDS (lateness aids) and rodeobles (a heartbreaking disease where all the lead in your blood moves to your ass and you can’t stand up). Im glad i can add beatch to my list. Boo yea
Posted on — Replyyou’re all a bunch of fucking losers.
Posted on — ReplySame! i would go back to my Dr and have him change my diagnosis from adhd to just total fucking betch, but i don’t think they can prescribe adderall for that…yet
Posted on — Replyi’m usually late for stuff because i’m basking in my betchiness which def includes commenting on this site
Posted on — ReplyHAHAHAHAHAHAH hilarious.
Posted on — Replyha. TFB is the new ADHD
Posted on — Replycheck out the 3 ads at the bottom of this page… obvs the main topic of comments, ADD
Posted on — ReplyI run on my own time no matter what, try and rush me, like i care. Im gonna show up when i do and thats when the party starts
Posted on — Replydo even think anything is worth it unless a true betch is there
the word “travesty” is used incorrectly in that last sentence. try changing to “to ensure that this disaster never takes place again,” or something else with better word choice.
Posted on — ReplyI am always late. And my friends wait anyway because I’m the shit and they know they won’t have as much fun without me. Betches can wait and shit.
Posted on — ReplyJaja love the post I get late every single day to my first class.. And still I love my teachers face of dissapointment
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