BETCHES LOVE THIS

I love this site!

I hate this site

everyone is aware this is SATIRE, yes? no need to get offended, this site both pokes fun at & celebrates “betches”.

Hey betch, let me tell you something, ur site sucks, this site is shit as knock off of some sun-setting bro site. get real, yeah right

Alex- you’re going to talk shit to a website that talks shit? get real girlfrand and fuck off.

THIS SITE IS FUCKING AWESOME. I could not describe a betch better, it is in my vocabulary everyday. BETCH is the best word known to man so fuck all the haterz.
- Bethany the #1 Betch

this comment doesnt make any sense and is stupid.

Don’t talk shit about the site just because no betch will ever want to have sex with you. Instead you should get off your computer and go shave your back. That shit needs work.

yeah go moderate my comment, shit ass site moderator

stopp alex. this site isnt bad. my friend recommended me read it today. its pretty funny. its just that bros site is more vulgar, making it funnier/better. im sure the writer has more coming. i havent read everything so you may have mentioned these, but food for thought- talk more abt how betches love to ABUSEEE guys, benefits of solo sex, perk of being a girl, ect. make it juicy, betches lives are prettty juicy

alex u are obvii not a betch

hahahah Ames, your comment was awesome. she obvi is not a betch

totes not a betch…

From one betch to another, I have you call you out because:

a) The couches you mention are so bourgeois, real betches only use chairs
b) The real quote is “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

Other than that, this site is totes authentic. SML for this site.
TC betches, and keep it up <3

Betches slap bitches who say totes

False, betch. Totes is obviously acceptable due to it’s usage in “I Love You, Man” (Paul Rudd! Awww, love him!) which makes it relevant in pop culture. Duh.

THANK YOU. I like you already Catarina!

honestly, this is the best website i’ve ever been to. everything is so true and i can 100% relate. hilarious & good shit. keep it coming.

so basically, you guys are fuckin slam pieces that get your fuckin panties wet from bros? its like a bro fan club. its obvious that slam pieces love bros, but you guys are actually admitting it? props to you.

“Men may control the world, but the women control the men.”

You do realise that men know about this and allow it to happen…so in reality, men control the world and let women think they control the men

I think Alex is upset he got played by a betch last night.

loveeee this blog! post more asap can’t wait xo

this site sucks dick

You suck dick you’re a fucking sperm donor so obviously you have a lot of jizz laying around (in your mouth). Clearly not a betch. Don’t hate, just don’t read.

This is the best fucking site in the world. I don’t care if it’s a spin off of broslovethissite.com … it’s fucking BETTER! I’m a betch and I appreciate everything this site has to say. I don’t even live off my daddy’s money but I can sure as hell say that I depend on him for a lot of shit. Cheers to my fellow betches, stay betchy.

Seton, I feel the same way!

This site is fucking retarded and gay-ish.

your gay-ish…#leavethissiteandnevercomeback

I really hope you mention how bitches love leopard print. I have a working theory that at the moment states “If a girl owns three or more items of leopard print, she is a bitch. As the number rises so does the bitch factor.”

Leopard? I want to throw up. but maybe your right, “bitches” love leopard. However, “BETCHES” do not. leopard is for poor people and unless your talking about something other than the taxidermy leopard rug in my walk in closet, like clothes or shoes, you clearly are not a betch. well anyway, since ur into that sort of shit, just keep one rule in mind: dont wear animal prints if your bigger than the animal. xo.

Alex you’re too fucking poor and stupid to know a real fucking betch-site. Go back to the hole you crawled out of and stop murking up our water. DONE BETCH.

this website made my life complete<3 GET HIGH!

This site is HILARIOUS cause its SO true. Everyone that hates on it needs to chill the fuck out, no one is making you read it

Best site ever, love my betches. Also, Alex please fuck off just because a betch laughed at you after you dropped your pants doesn’t give your the right to shit on the site that explains to you why an inchworm isn’t hot to a betch.

Omg I laughed out loud at he Alex comment. Too fucking true.

Apparently Betches are incapable of spelling as well. Cheers!

This is why girls truely suck… They try to jump on every great idea men come up with but fall short. For instance they play basketball but with smaller balls, golf but closer to the tee, baseball but thrown underhand with bigger balls, soccer with smaller ball… lets just face it there are only a certain amount of things girls can be good at aka sex , cooking and cleaning… And for the record… no such thing as a betch… its a cunt and every girl who participates in this site immediatley becomes one

first of all “woman shouldnt vote” a bro would not even care enough to comment on this site, so stop acting like you are one. let the betches play and stop ruining everyones fun. you sound like white trash and generally like a huge asshole.

“Woman shouldnt vote” first of all learn proper english. It’s women not woman. You obviously didn’t make it past high school/college. Second, a bro wouldn’t give two shits about what betches talk about because he’s not one. Third and finally, you’re obviously ugly and alone which therefore explains why you took the time to embarrass yourself. “kthanks, you can go shave your back now.”

GET FUCKED!!!

I play from the mens tees, and I guarantee I am one of the biggest betches you will ever meet. Bros only exist because of betches, and you clearly aren’t a bro. Maybe you should stop being jealous that your golf balls are bigger than your own balls.

golf balls are pretty big

You’re just a sad excuse for a male. You can’t handle woman who can own it better than you can, confidence scares the crap out of you quicker than the jar of creamed spinach your mommy fed you last night and you know damn well WITHOUT her you would be more worthless than you are, and if you dont have a mommy well shit, no wonder why you’re so screwed. Now be the filthy cave man you are so good at being and climb back into your cave and stop your grunting.

LOL @ your life!

girls and guys use the same size soccer balls…

Wow… great job shit talking but your forgetting one thing… You are still females aka less than males in society… I undertstand your frustration it sucks always being number 2

superiority complex much?

You’re not your

@women shouldn’t vote: your grammar is atrocious, you have the mentality of a caveman, and you probably look like one, too. It must suck to have to smack girls on the head with a club to get them to fuck you, no wonder your self-esteem is so low

“Women shouldn’t vote” sorry your mom’s didn’t love you. Maybe it’s because she was too big of a betch to love such an ugly child. Good luck with your sad little life.

Bros have every right to comment on any website they’d like, including cuntslovethissite.com. I thought this sit would include recipes and laundry secrets but its just a horrible attempt for women to feel like theyre in control of a bro. As mentioned, this website is simply a poor excuse for what a bro has already thought of. So unless you’re screwing, cooking or cleaning, remember, you’re wasting your time because bros don’t really dont care about anything else you do.

You obviously have a small dick. Sorry I’m not sorry!

So.. in your free time you came on this site looking for laundry secrets and recipes? I guess that makes you the bitch.. oops cunt*

Women still shouldn`t vote: You`re a close-minded backwards little fuck if you think anyone could actually take your dumb fucking point of view seriously. Like, “women still shouldn`t vote?” What the fuck is wrong with you? What fucking 18th century hick village are you from? You`re ridiculous. PS, I love betches.

LMFAO at both of you whiney boy wanna-bee betches claiming you’re “bro’s”. You’re not bro’s and you will never amount to a betch, the only point you both have managed to get across is that you both are just little bitches now going to be known as (#6 Nicknames) “Baby Dick 1 & 2″. <3 all the bitches who turned you down/laughed <3

LMFAO at the idea you’d think that any of us ‘wanna-be bro’s’ would ever want to be a betch. Any self-respecting man would laugh at your having of a vagina. Funny thing is, all you betches just want to be bros, but your shit ain’t cash enough, and your sandwiches aren’t good enough to merit anything other than a righteous cockslap right up side your fucking head.

chilllll ouuttt bro. do you not realize that to be a bro you can’t show that you care so much about shit like this? being a bro is all about giving a fuck, but looking like you don’t give too much of a fuck (and you clearly have shown here that you give a whole sack of angry fucks). so by the power of the broletariate i hereby revoke your membroship until you can calm the fuck down. you’ll be in the penalty brox until further-notice-o-clock for numerous violations of bro code standard “chill and let chill.”

you are also sentenced to read http://www.amazon.com/Bro-Code-Barney-Stinson/dp/143911000X since it is the ultimate authority on this matter

also bro — misogyny is so not chill.

Brosephian, you are marvellous.

Also, just a quiet point to make to the little boys out there saying that women are just good for “screwing and cooking and cleaning” – I’m good at all of those things. I’m also a business owner at nineteen. So, yes, women suck good dick and make great cupcakes. Shame you aren’t getting any of either with that attitude.

Peace out, betches.

x

So, real men laugh at women for having vaginas?

Betch: someone who overthinks and subsequently fakes 90% of all social interactions. Bros keep it real.

If you don’t know what a betch is, you aren’t one. If you think you’re a betch, you soo aren’t a betch. You are born a betch, you don’t have to be told.

Damn. You betches gotta chill

all this website is about is pseudo-empowerment. don’t fool yourselves.

wow Jaki! you really have a way with words!! NOTTTT. When’s the last time you had your dick in another girl’s vagina? Was it when your mother gave birth to you? You, and all other men who hate on this site have what we like to call, MOMMY ISSUES. Definition of Mommy Issues- a guy who has a poor relationship with his mother therefor exhibits anger and/or complex emotions towards women. We are not your mothers! WE’RE BETCHES. For all of you men out there who find the need to tell betches that they aren’t “empowering themselves” and that they arn’t winning, you also display sings that you are a classic insecure, ignorant BULLY. If you truey won the ” I pyschologically fucked you over game” why talk about it?? Do you know what I call a guy that bullys a girl? A PUSSY

As a Queen Betch,
I am absolutely proud of this site. I am already addicted to it. Keep up the good gossip.

xoxo,
-QB

this site is amazing if you don’t like it you are probably a pathetic loser

This site is fuckinnggg awesome.

Only nobody, ugly, jealous losers hate betches. Sorry that you’re not one of us. Actually….not really. Love the site betches!

Hahaha, you all seem to be mistaken, ‘betch’ does not mean ‘fucking retarded’. Look for the betches among society, do you know where they are? On a pole at *Girls! Girls! Girls!* down by the airport. Don’t feel so fucking full of yourselves, you’re just the next college drop-out to give her ex-boyfriend crack addict head, and that’ll be your only use until you learn to make a proper sandwich.

At least we’re not your fugly girlfrind, sitting next to you, watching you visit a a chick site with pink wallpaper, bashing betches AND NOT GETTING FUCKED. p.s betches don’t eat sandwhiches, and they certainly don’t give them to bros either. We buy paninis becasue we go green. ASSHOLE.

I think Paige is giving you a little too much credit, we all know you don’t have a girlfriend. && no the fugly girl you managed to roofie two weeks ago doesn’t count either. Also the girls who you consider ‘betches’ are what we call strippers not betches- although I can’t say I’m surprised that the only hot girls you get to see are the ones you pay to see at the strip club. Maybe you should be hitting the gym or calling your local plastic surgeon instead of reading this site and understanding why no betch wants your tiny 4 inch dick.

Marvin Gaye really was the king wasn’t he!… a thank you to the site author for reminding me to crate dig through some slow jams…

We def need a betchy photos section. Just sayin’.

Dear Betch,
I have all the requisites of a betch, I’m good looking, have a trust fund and have people who adore me, but for the longest time I’ve been acting like the good girl, being too nice, on the expense of myself at times. This website have helped draw out the betch in me, and let me tell you, my life has honestly gotten better. I’ve been #winning more, #fake smilling more and been more of a betch to people who don’t deserve my awesomeness. So, thank you thank you Betch.

How about you sluts actually go and try to get laid, after you make my sandwich, instead of acting like you can. You cyber sluts need to do exactly what my fellow bros have already said, stop voting of course, get back into the kitchen, and get on your knees and open wide for daily calcium intake.

FSU bro, you obviously weren’t raised with a housekeeper growing up, because you’d know that any Betch would sooner know how to deliver a baby than clean a floor. This is probably one of the reasons why this site upsets you so much. You simply cannot relate to, or date a betch, and obviously monetarily accommodate one either. I can guarantee you that HAVE NEVER been appreciated by one as well. If you did, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was 20 shots deep with a xanax in her. I also wouldn’t be surprised if she set her poonani on fire when waves of sobriety began kicking in. p.s sorry that your mother licked your floors but I will for the second time, state on http://www.betcheslovethissite.com that ,we are not you’re mothers, we’re betches. The only thing we have in common with them is that we would rather never see you naked.

FYI semen is composed almost entirely of protein, not calcium. so unless your prematurely ejaculating milk out of your tiny dick, check your facts. fucking duh.

hahahaha

ohh you mean get on the floor to give a blow job, not clean. Got it. Housekeepers cook for you too. As per our daily calcium intake, that was already taken during our lucky sperm doners lunch break, in his steam room while his housekeeper, or future wife was making our sandwhiches.

ohh you mean get on the floor to give a blow job, not clean. Got it. Housekeepers cook for you too. As per our daily calcium intake, that was already taken during our lucky sperm doners lunch break, in his steam room while his housekeeer, or your future wife was making our sandwhiches.

your future wife. Sorry.

Uh what’s with the hate on Asians? There are some Asian betches in the world too..

This site is fucking hilarious. Bravo.

this site is so fetch and the advice you give is great. keep it up betches

if you hate this site leave, you’re clearly not a betch

“Legal: All content on Betches Love This Site is intended for entertainment purposes only. It is neither meant to be interpreted as the truth, nor based in reality.”

The site is literally a joke, it’s funny for sure but stop taking it so seriously.

I read these posts like it’s the bible… looove the betchiness!
<3

LOL Russians won the Cold War.

betches just became my #1 form of entertainment at work..keep it comin
xo

Best damn blog I ever read. Betch be proud.

This is so perfect in so many ways.

This is perfect.

this site is so funny, basically says what every pretty girls has been thinking her whole life. except for “if a bro had a vagina he’d be a betch”. i sure as hell dont think any bro ive ever met would get so excited over any soap-type tv show and watch it with all his bros. bros and betches work perfectly together but are not even close to the same.

Im new on wordpress.. just for some homework and this is the first blog i see… anyway i wanna be a betch!

men are just threatened by us betches. stand proud ladies.

love this sight, its so true and so funny! its like you’ve written down exactly what i think! one quick question- how come you know so much about betches? are you one?;)

I liked this site a lot better before you replaced “Bro” with “Betch” for every single post and renamed the website. Stop stealing from NYB and Bros Like This Site.

Hahaha….u betches are hillarious!

And how can I became a BETCH?

i do love it when betches unite.

I’m not sure if I love you or hate you.. Perhaps this epitomizes what being a betch is all about?

Wow. I can honestly say that this site lacks any sort of sophisticated humor, wit, intelligence, or any other redeeming quality. Not only are you guys trying too hard, you sound like a bunch of idiots. You make me embarrassed to identify as a wealthy, educated, and good looking female. Congratulations on trying, but failing. Go ahead and respond, rest assure that I don’t care enough to check back to see your ‘betchy’ response. Pathetic.

Get real, Mary. You’re totally going to be bored and think that the head betches will write you back, but you are wrong. They wont waste time on you. You’re probably not wealthy, educated, OR good looking, let’s be real here.

Love the site, betches.

The best part is that this site is written by guys. That’s obvious right? I mean, true betches would never be so self-aware, and even if they were, they could never be bothered to write about it. It would take away from betch time.

Betch up.

this is effing amazing!!!!!

mary wolff isnt worthy enough to havethe title “betch”.

This site is betchin’ <3
Haterz can stop being jealoussss

you guys should do a post on the sorority squat!

I love love love this site! You are todally going on my blogroll! Keep up the betch work!

This site is classless. I have seen male equivalent sites, just as pathetic. You “betchees” keep thinking you know how the game is played. It’s not going to get you anywhere.

Love this!! I am def a Betch!!

love your blog
french betches love you!

Post about PRE breakup betches– being a betch in a not long distance relationship needs a post! ps Pippa Middleton= betch of the week. her #pro boyfriend is sexy

Okay, Be.tch I’m going to check you out. A lot.

this site is extremely sexist, a bad imitation of broslikethissite, not remotely funny and unfortunately makes women look very desperate.

I love betches on my level. I would give you guys two thumbs up but my manicurist would get fussy, so I’ll let my BBB do it on my behalf.

to all of you haters out there,
if u don’t like this site, get off it!

we don’t need people like you to like people like us.

sincerely,
queen betch

betches! come visit me at http://www.futureblackcardwives.com hater.s gots to go!

Smoke weed everyday.

I’m a betch in train’n. love your site!!

LOVE it!!!!!

love this stuff…betches unite

this blog is my new obsessh… LOVE it
xoxo
The queen betch

This is freaking awesome.

I LOVE THIS SITE

Alex - how many times a day do you check this site? Pretty sure you’ve commented on this post more than anyone else.  I’m embarrassed for you that you care so much.  You seem extremely desperate for any sort of attention—perhaps match.com would better satisfy that need?

This site pretty much has nailed it on every subject. Girls, dont take it too seriously though.. if you walk around saying these things in public your going to get hit.

and if your a guy on this site.. taking the time to comment… you are obviously 1. gay and 2. have absolutely no life. So do us all a favor and gtfo.

hey BETCHEZZZZZ it’s me! how about we all stop gettin into little betch fights and all be bessssssst betches?!

THANK YOU. I love you already Alexandra.

I have spent my fucking life trying to explain that! YES!

The Kardashians are obvi the only betches who could pull off leopard. Get your shit together, or gtfo.

So a betch is fierce awesome independent except for the lack of job, career, and personal income. GOT IT.

And women wonder why they get called gold-digging hoes.
Try taking up a real cause “ladies”

Why must people waste their time commenting on things that are ‘shit’? Keep your comments to yourselves people, you just look pathetic posting your hatred on a site where NO ONE CARES. c’mon, get real…betches don’t give a fuck about your opinions about them anyways.

I thought this site was going to be entertaining, but after reading a few posts and this description, it makes me sad. Your definition of “being cool” translates to only speaking in sarcasm, having no feelings, wanting to be like a man (“If a bro had a vagina he’d be a betch”), and not having any real girlfriends to call your own. I am so glad I’m not cool by your standards. I’m happy to own any situation I’m in, but I also FEEL things other than shame, low self-esteem, and the need to try (way) too hard.
I really hope that all of your readers gain some self-confidence of their own and stop getting off on putting “fatties,” “uglies,” and (basically ALL) men down. Good luck to you in your search for self worth. You’re certainly not going to find it here.

loooove this siteee
makes me laughhh!
and makes me tone out my university class i am currently sitting in .. “yawn”

BETCH is the best word known to man so fuck all the haterz. Instead you should get off your computer and go shave your back. my friend recommended me read it today. im sure the writer has more coming. As the number rises so does the bitch factor. Go back to the hole you crawled out of and stop murking up our water. let the betches play and stop ruining everyones fun. you sound like white trash and generally like a huge asshole. Maybe you should stop being jealous that your golf balls are bigger than your own balls. Now be the filthy cave man you are so good at being and climb back into your cave and stop your grunting.thanks vigrx plus

Stop stealing from NYB and Bros Like This Site. It would take away from betch time. if you walk around saying these things in public your going to get hit. Good luck to you in your search for self worth.thanks vigrx

betch.

This is SAD

I used to really like your site. Things seemed to have changed, but as a disclaimer, at least your “About” section reflects that. From what I can remember, being a betch used to be more about doing whatever you want because being an independent woman who doesn’t give a flying fuck was what was up. It was really empowering! Now, this site makes me think a “betch” is just code for “super bitch.” The writing seems to have changed. It used to be witty and satirical. Now, I think the satire is lost and you actually encourage young women to practice what you preach . Also, using fuck in every other sentence doesn’t make you edgy or cool; it makes you sound like either a) You have no vocabulary or b) You’re trying too hard to be cool.

Just a thought. I miss the old betch(es).

hah your comment is ridiculous and for all the things you listed stating why girls don’t compare to guys is false..for one if you ever played soccer you would know that in a real game playing with a smaller soccer ball is more difficult

...ever throw in my 2 cents; i like to read and I am highly amused by the fact that apparently people exit that can relate to how i think, HOWEVER, i just like reading what others think, dont need to share my rude thoughts.  i saw this pompous comment and just felt compelled to let you know that, women and men use the same size soccer ball, fool.

I met betch last night. She’s a pretty cool betch.

BEST WEBSITE! Keeps me so entertained and laughing ! For all the haters they’re just jealous because they could never be a real betch. Don’t like the site? Leave it and go sit in the corner playing video games. Stop hating this is a great website. KEEP UP THE WORK BETCH!

Have you betches ever cracked the spine of a book?

Louis XIV wasn’t overthrown or beheaded; he died at age 77 (of gangrene) and successfully passed the French throne to his great-grandson, who himself then ruled for another fifty-eight years.

The Buddha never taught “self-actualization” - in fact, he taught the total opposite, saying “Where the self is, truth is not. And where the truth is, the self is not.”

If you think the “age of annoying rebellions” is over, why don’t you ask Muammar Gadaffi, Hosni Mubarak, or Bashar al Assad how things are going in the let-them-eat-cake dept.?

what useless sperm receptacle created this website?

i believe the dumb slut that wrote this meant it…she a sorority girl obviously…and they all think like this…sorry sweetie…youre probably a bro ho too.

I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SITE!!!.....cant say more then Facebook…but definitley more then Twitter! Every non-Betchy Betch NEEDS TO READ up and learn to LOVE this site. (we all know you are living vicariously through it anyway) LISTEN AND LEARN Especially if you want to be something in this World…. like a famous rich sexy BETCH with your dream bro.

“Don’t expect a drama free life BETCHES. Haters (all the non-betches) are just mad because you’re doing better than them…at everything.” -meowBETCH

whoever you are - your genius for putting such an entertaining blog together!

Yes, this is definitely satirical! That is exactly what I was thinking. The site is true to betches… but it makes fun of their idiosyncrasies more so than anything else. We need to take this with a grain of salt. The writers may be partial betches… but a true betch wouldn’t take the time to write this much (and generally write very well). I think a true betch wouldn’t take the time to share these things with others… or need confirmation from a website.

Just as a heads up Louis XIV was the Sun King, so you’re correct in this aspect of your comparison. However, he was not “overthrown and beheaded.” That would be Louis XVI. Also, your ‘let them eat cake’ reference is particular to him and not Louis XIV.

king louis xiv wasnt beheaded (his grandson was). if your gonna talk about stuff at least get your facts straight..

Ok sweetheart way to friggen judge! Don’t just assume all sorority girls are a dumb sluts…it’s rude and ignorant. Sorority girls are amazing, hot, well dressed girls who know where it’s at. Be jealous if you must.

we all know that one girl that tries to be a “betch” but just ends up looking like a dumbass. this site is fucking retarded.

If you read the comments they all sound extremely bitchy. Also everyone on this site seems to dislike each other… Apparently Betches are too dumb to make up a better fucking word then one that is closely substituent with Bitch. I would recommend you just stop. Save your own useless time.

this is the dumbest website i have ever seen any girl who thinks this site is good advice or want to be a betch is just a dirty little slut that guys have no respect for and just use her as the hole she is.  you whores need a reality check start acting right

Louis XIV wasn’t beheaded. he died of gangrene.

like ever heard of satire? chill out.

no he died of syphilis

his grandson didnt rule for 58 years lmao… he was king louis 16..married to marie antionette.. she was beheaded a year after him.. both guillotined in their forties… after louis the 16th came the french revolution aka NAPOLEON BITCHES

I’m sups pissed. The site went from being AMAZING to ehh to awful. Seriously, it’s not even for betches anymore. It’s lacking some serious class. Head betches—who did you hire to write for you?? The personal touch that used to be evident in every post is exactly what’s been lacking. Plus, I just feel like everything on this site is far too nouveau riche/white trash. What about old money? What about being perfect? What about class? Elegance? This is not what becoming a debutante taught me. Nor private school, nor studying abroad, nor my parents. The REAL betches on this site were raised much better than this. IE, they would know… Aspen is totes overrated, go to Vail; being sick is for losers who can’t afford concierge docs; there’s NOTHING wrong with Tiffany; you would never find the perfect intern by advertising for the position on this site; Lindsay Lohan is trash (not class); and lastly, NO BETCH IN HER RIGHT FUCKING MIND WOULD EVER SUPPORT THE FUCKING OCCUPY MOVEMENT. 

Thanks for the memories betches. Sure I’ll be checking up on you periodically for the occasional post of perfection, but don’t expect half the girls who used to read this site to continue. It’s basically turned to crap. 

PS- anyone who fucking DARES to comment negatively to this, you’re obviously the nouveau riche class that will continue to read this ostentatiously, you tasteless b.i.t.c.h.e.s.

WHOEVER WROTE THIS, IS DEFS A DUDE.

Bros hating on betches via a comment feed on a website dedicated to betches is more stupid than going to Taco Bell when you’re on an all-carb diet. Your collective attempt to insult betches with oh so original quips (make me a sandwich) and clever euphemisms about promiscuity (useless sperm receptacle) only reaffirm what every betch already knows. Pretentious bros are more pathetic and useless than the condoms they carry around in their wallets. You’re obvi intimidated by an empowered betch and even more jello that we’re abfab while your girlfriend is more abflab. (Seriously, tell that bitch to stop eating her feelings). What I’m getting at here is this- Don’t hate the betch… Hate yourself. Everyone else already does.

oh my God, I finally found people who understand exactly what I mean. P.S. Chelsea Handler is my personal goddess, I just want to be her

Did you mean Louis XVI?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_XIV_of_France

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_XVI_of_France

Louis XIV was not beheaded, although he was the sun king. Louis XVI was beheaded, and was not the sun king. Just thought the history should be correct…

Just an FYI- Although Louis XIV was the sun king, he wasn’t beheaded that was his great grandson Louis XVI

Hey,
  I go to a school were betches are very common, well at least they at the most notable women here and of all the women I’ve known, they have been the greatest mystery to me because there seems to be nothing inside of their head.
  Completely vapid and I have been trying to figure out them out for a long time and than I found this site!  Thank you!

hahahahaha only poor people were leopard - I die too great betches, keep up the excellent betchy comments

Just so you know, the people who “like” this site, are the people I make fun of every day.  I’m not the only one either.  My sloppy sweaty turds look better than the people who post here.

I’m taking this as satire, which I think is what it’s supposed to be…..but I don’t know how many others are….. The description of a “betch” just seems to be a materialistic attention-whore. How glorious. And to the people saying, “I’m the #1 betch!”, it’s nothing to be proud of…..at all….whatsoever.. I really hope others are taking this as satire…. -___-

APPARENTLY being a ‘betch’ means not knowing how to spell:

“She’s never waited on line at a club or bar in her life. “

Can a guy be a betch or like some type of a betch? Or is it like strictly girl betches?

Louis XV (the Beloved) was the great-grandson of Louis XIV, the Sun King. Louis XV ruled from September 1, 1715 til his death on May 10, 1774. Aka about 58 years. He was then succeeded by his grandson, Louis XVI, who was beheaded during the French Revolution. Both Louis XVI and Marie-Antoinette were in their late 30s when they died. Napoleon rose to power at the very end of the French Revolution, which lasted a decade.

Try reading a book before you erroneously correct someone else.

Louis XIV was succeeded by his great-grandson, Louis V, who was succeeded by his grandson, Louis XVI, who was beheaded.

Thus, Louis XVI was the great-great-great grandson of Louis XIV.

If YOU’RE going to talk about stuff, at least get your facts straight.

Louis XVI was the grandson of Louis XV who was the great-grandson of Louis XIV.

Apparently only those of us who doubled in History & French remember Louis XV…

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