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By The Betches on

This week the news has been slow as shit unless you count news about the President's inauguration and like, we all know that shit's a snoozefest. To make your day a little less shitty here's some slightly better than dec shit we found on the internet this week.

  • Check out the old cast members from Saved by the Bell. In a really fucking surprising twist of events, Mario Lopez is the most famous of the bunch. Unless you count that show that Zach Morris stars on that no one watches. 
  • This week, the Onion speculates what Malia's lunchbox would look like after her mom packed it while hungover after the inauguration. This shit looks pretty good.
  • In case you were wondering about the reason Michelle Obama rolled her eyes at John Boehner (Side note: Who?) here's the reason and it involves cigs.
  • Following Lance Armstrong unshocking confession that he doped up for the Tour de France (What? Like it's hard?) here's a list of 12 more people who Oprah have gotten to stroll down memory lane to reveal their icky secrets.

 

3 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. Your Name says:

    Haha, Hitler is on the list of people who don’t drink…. Like, oh NOW I hate him!

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  2. Know it all says:

    Hey dumb betches, set your blog links to open up in a new tab.

    Sincerely,

    know it all

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  3. Your Name says:

    Ugh. Mich Obamz is such a fucking party pooper.

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