this is really stupid
This is literally retarded.
This is fucking disgusting and unfunny I get that this site is supposed to be satire but people read this for real and anorexia and bulimia are life ruining diseases and not remotely funny. Went to far with this one.
This is a horrible article and should be taken down immediately. Eating disorders are not funny and not something to be joked about. How is pretending to have an eating disorder cool? Do you think suffering from one is fun and people want to suffer from one? One of my closest friends is suffers from an eating disorder and I would never want to experience it myself. I have been with her through the recovering process and relapses and it is nothing to joke about. This article is disgusting and shameful. Eating disorders are nothing to be joked about. They are horrible and can take years to recover from. Why you are saying we should pretend to have them? What ever happened to be happy with the body you have? Do not confirm to the media? Seriously disgusting, not funny, and a terrible subject to joke about. There is nothing funny about eating disorders and why anyone would want to pretend they have one obviously have serious issues. See a therapist do not pretend you have an eating disorder to feel better about yourself.
I’m pretty sure any true skinny betch knows all of these tactis and more..its not that hard betchessssss
literally WHAT THE FUCK not okay..
but this should really be gone before it pisses off any more people
Why would you take any post on this sight seriously? Maybe you should start reading the wall stree journal or sOmething
I read this site for shits and giggles. But, wow. What a disappointment. I’m disgusted and offended by everything this post says, not to mention the purpose. Wow. Just wow.
Betches are supposed to be classy and intelligent. Not attention seeking bitches.
and you definitely crossed it. This is in no way entertaining or mildly humorous. This site has lost its satiric edge and succeeded in becoming a joke in and of itself.
Have you been stalking the ProAnna and ProMia sites lately? Not funny.
ok betches you sound really dumb on this one. betches do not have “yellowing bulimia teeth” get rid of this
Two things here: I know this blog is satire and no one is supposed to take this seriously, but there are plenty of young girls and women who take your posts seriously. Eating disorders can be joked about, sure, but this is taking it a little too far.
Second thing: The post wasn’t even funny, not because of the content, but because it just was not even remotely funny. I couldn’t even finish half of the post.
Not your finest work, Betches.
I visit this site like its my job and love the hilarious vulgar shit you write, but this is way too far. You should realize that although people do use the term “ano” as a joke, its not a positive thing. Most likely the people who are reading your articles are between the ages of 15 and 35 and know someone or have known someone with anorexia or bulemia, and if you do you know that it might be a joke when talked about lightly but its also a serious and devistating disease. On another note, this is a HORRIBLE reflection on you and your website because there are young girls who will read this atricle and take from it that it’s cool to be anorexic..otherwise why would people want to pretend to be.. I think you will lose readers from such an offensive article and should probably delete it. Besides some of my betchiest friends have the most bangin’ curves that most women would die for.
Relax, this post isn’t condoning eating disorders. If you’re easily offended, politically correct, fat or poor, go read posts on CNN or something. Seriously.
This is so wrong. Like obviously we all want to be skinny but this is taking the joke too far. Eating disorders are a life threatening problem. This is literally the equivalent of joking about cancer.
this post should be removed…not funny at all and actually pretty pathetic that you couldn’t think of any thing else to write about
this post should be deleted not only because its fucked up but also because its just not funny
Ha! This is hilarious! Seriously, anyone taking this seriously obvi isnt a true betch and is probably a true hefer! Get over it! We need more posts like this so I can stop looking at the fatties snarfing down their Mcdoubles with REAL cokes! EW!
Why would someone who is naturally skinny have to pretend she has an eating disorder so other people think she is cool? This just proves you Betches try way to be hard to be something you are not. Whatever happened to Betches who don’t give a fuck about anyone else? You writers are a bunch of fat try-hards!!!
people need to like chill the fuck out. its a joke, because some already skinny girls do pretend for attention. Of course people who are really suffering are a completely different story. Betches love attention. thats the point. stop taking shit seriously.
I was never offended by anything on this site before. I actually embraced it and told all of my friends about it. But this is just truly disgusting and is not funny in any regard. I’m extremely disappointed and expected better taste.
I check this site every day, read every post, and usually die laughing, but this one is straight up offensive and disgusting. Telling people how to become anorexic?!?! You claim the article is how to be “accused” of it, but everything you say are things that people do when they actually have an eating disorder. Encouraging girls to behave this way is really fucked up.
This is bad. This isn’t even funny. What if a 14 year old is reading this? You shouldn’t be putting this awful idea out into the world. I cannot believe this, I am disgusted. I mean I always liked this site but now I just don’t even know.
Eating disorders arent a fuckingjoke. I cant even figure out why anyone would pretend to have one unless theyre seriously fucked up. I love this site and dont mind the occassional jabs at eds but as someone with an ed i just cant figure out how this is even slightly entertaining or funny. Oh and just so you know, having an eating disorder isnt a choice or a lifestyle. Its a terrible disease which is harder to beat than alcholism. Many people die every year. This site has gotten to be a joke and you have definitely just lost a reader.
as someone who loves this site and its betchyness, etc. I think this post needs to be removed.
I have a roommate who is currently going through an eating disorder/treatment, and this post makes it seem like that is okay, and if anyone has experienced first or second hand, it is pretty upsetting to read it as a joke article.
a great deal of betches and even younger girls read these and strive to apply these articles to their lives and group of friends, and I really hope that those reading it know that THESE things in this article are the actual warning signs that you may need to get your friend help.
whoever wrote this sounds like a big fucking loser, not betchy at all.
I will admit that I love controversial, ulta-betchy posts, but this is not at all betch quality. Delete this. You’re embarrassing yourselves.
Betch with Standards
i actually used to have a friend who would pull shit like this and believe me no one thinks it’s cool, it makes you look desperate and pathetic. what’s cool about having such low self esteem that you need to trick someone into thinking you have an eating disorder? i get this site is a joke but this is just offensive, and other than that the content is just not funny. only a huge fucking weirdo would do shit like this for attention.
First off bitches who try too hard to be skinny are embarrassing and you can usually tell they try too hard. No bro ever likes the thin as a rail never eats a meal type of chick. This is coming from a naturally skinny betch… Guys would rather date a heffer than a chick who looks anorexic. You guys just got dumb with this post. If anything don’t eat when you’re alone and eat in front of other people so everyone will be jealous and think you eat whatever you want and still maintain a killer bod. Anyway ya eating disorders are not a joke and this post sucked.
I’m not freaking out about how offensive it is but it’s just stupid and not funny. The subject coulda been funny.
Haha right? Sorry but I think its way “betchier” to be able to eat whatever I want and still fit into my size 24 jeans. Stop trying so hard xoxo
You don’t joke about cancer?
CALM THE FUCK DOWN. SERIOUSLY.
Loving this post, if people are going to “complain” and say how disgusting this post is etc. do us Alll a favor and don’t read it, betches wanna be skinny not fat pshhh
I thought it was funny
Obviously this is insensitive as fuck, but its also NOT FUNNY. And poorly written. I used to be one of the biggest betch fans out there, but whoever is writing for you recently fucking sucks. Just let the Head Bro do all the writing for now. k thanks
I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT. I came here to say exactly this. The Betches are pathetic posers who torture themselves to get the body I naturally have….how does it feel knowing you’ll balloon into a Midwestern housewife the second you eat a french fry?
God I had lemon water for lunch with like 4 carrots. I feel so fat right now. I just want to lose like 3 lbs.
this is fucking disgusting. nobody should ever try to pretend they have an eating disorder. its not a joke or funny. nobody looks cool pretending they dont eat. you people should seriously take this post down.
so true. this is disgusting. there is nothing funny or cool about an eating disorder. nobody should want to pretend they are suffering from one of the most painful diseases. anorexia and bulimia is NOT a choice, and this article should be taken down
Okay, I get it. Eating disorders are bad, but betch’s never pride themselves on being good. Reading the fine print, this is about appearing to be so skinny that your friends notice your betchiness shining through your transparent michael stars shirt because of your killer physique and the mountains of hard work you had to put in to get there. If you support campaigns and awareness for anything other than the next friends and family sale at Balenciaga…you’re simply not a betch. Get off your high horse (or swine for this matter) and get a grip on your morbidly obese lives.
Example of irreverent humor that is actually funny: The joke you made a couple days ago about trying to diet down to your birth weight. That was funny because it’s an ACTUAL JOKE.
Example of you trying way too hard to be inflammatory and ending up sounding fucking pathetic: This.
I have no problem with edgy humor, but you can’t just say random offensive shit and pass it off as a “joke”. How is this post remotely a “joke”... it has no humorous qualities whatsoever, like what’s the joke.
i usually love this site and think these articles are hilarious, but this article was repulsive. i know people with eating disorders, and its not exactly a funny, laughing matter. why you would publish an article on a website with such extensive readership, encouraging girls to overexercise and barely eat, is so disturbing and frankly, beyond me. i could barely finish the article i was so repulsed- i was hoping it would end in a joking fashion, saying how everyone should be happy with how they look, but unfortunately, this was not so- it ended with as terrible a message as it started.
“if no one ever saw you eat, did it ever really happen?”
A true betch is naturally skinny and doesn’t need to pretend to be ano.
i’m not that offended by this post, i’ve done the master cleanse before and secretly loved how everyone judged me for it. this just wasn’t even funny…
this is absolutely hilarious, sorry if your offended, don’t care. BEtches will be betches, not sorry about it
I agree 100%. Hate to say it but the only funny posts lately have been from the Head Bro. I’ve also thouroughly enjoyed the music posts, but as far as humor, Betches have been struggling. I mean its still entertaining enough for me to check daily, but still. Everything about this post is trying too hard. Betches can do better.
I think this is amazing! Love it! If your hating it’s because fat or not a betch
anyone defending this post is a moron
Humor is what this blog is based on. It is based on taking everyday life occurrences and making them humorous. At what point do we say “this isn’t okay to joke about” or “that crosses the line”? Frankly, we don’t because we don’t write this blog. If you don’t like what is written on this site, go to a website that is a little more your social taste. Personally, I see the humor in this post. If you can’t, move along bitches.
Fucking pathetic and desperate
that’s the point, obviously.
wow, this actually made me cry. i’ve been battling with my weight for a while now and i’m starting to see therapists about it as im sure tons of females and males also do. This is just pathetic and terrible. You have no idea what it is like…it is a disease and one that should never be taken into a context of “funny” because it is in no way shape or form that at all. people’s lives, families, futures are ruined because of these diseases and your going to laugh about how people can fake their way into that? are u kidding? come on… your better than this. i get people want to be “skinny” but when your mind begins to warp the way you see yourself, there is no turning back. even pretending to be anorexic could potentially lead you to actually becoming anorexic. this is just not ok at all. i love your posts but this just shocked me. there is nothing good about this.
Been reading this site since it started, would die laughing and repost to all my friends all last spring and summer. Since then it got decidedly less funny, not to mention all the tv reviews that I dont care about. Aside from this its my favorite blog and I check it daily. I read this post today and there were no comments yet. I wanted to say something but actually was too appalled to do so. Ive come back to the site now two hours later to see that almost everyone else had the same reaction that I did. It has become clear that many girls, probably teenagers, take this site seriously, and completely miss the irony. As everyone has said, this post went too far, not only in giving off the image that eating disorders (which people struggle from for life and are debilitating and can be life threatening) are ok, but that trying hard to impress other people is also ok. This post encourages dangerous, unhealthy behavior. And for anyone who would comment “youre probably fat”, no I am not fat or even close, but i value myself, and my body. This post needs to come down.
I thought it was funny too. no one is on the cutting lines page like “DONT TURN PPL INTO DRUG ADDICTS” like chill
Most people don’t take this site**** seriously. And if they do, they’re idiots. However, the girl who wrote that comment is 100% right. This post is disgusting, and regardless of who wrote it (I’m assuming the crappy interns who normally write their crass and unfunny posts that are filled with curse words to make it appear as if they are funny are responsible for this one…), it is simply disgusting. I had a feeling one day there would be a post like this, and unfortunately, I was right. While many of these posts are funny, this one is definitely not one of them. This post was nauseating, and regardless of if you care what others think or not, this post should be removed because you’ll lose a ton of readers for this. Not your smartest move, betches.
you’re even more stupid than this post lol
interesting how when there is mention of alcoholism, extreme consumerism, abusive of best friends and parents, and otherwise uncouth behavior that the comments that bombard this website are in alignment with the satirical tonality of the article. one mention of eating disorders and the whole fan base goes crazy.
the intention of this blog is not to condone eating disorders, alcoholism and the like. it is satire, people. if nothing else, it brings awareness to the betches of the universe who take pride in walking home in last nights outfit with their heels in their hands.
Despite reading this blog for ages, this is the first time I have ever felt the need to make a comment on one of your posts. I agree with the majority of commenters on here that this post needs to be removed. There is no humor in suggesting that eating disorders are something to be desired, especially on a blog visited regularly by of impressionistic young girls. This is exactly the type of rhetoric that fuels destructive behavior. Quick fact- the mortality rate for anorexia is 12 times higher than the death rate from all causes of young women ages 15-24. Is this really the type of behavior you want to be promoting? Shame on whoever wrote this post, and shame on the Head Betches for publishing it.
This whole site is a joke. Honestly, people taking this SO seriously need to get a hold of themselves. Have you not read like half of the numbers on the betch list? like diets, diet coke, iced coffee…. they all mention not eating and “going ano”. Now all of a sudden you’re shocked and so offended? You’re stupid and stop trying to make yourself feel great because you gained some standards. This is coming from someone who has dealt with an eating disorder for years… I understand how tough they are and that they are the most unglamorous thing to have in your life. But, I do have to say that they did mention eating alone when you’re hungry… they didn’t say stop eating all together. I don’t think it’s okay to fake an eating disorder, but the purpose this site is to get a good laugh. Do you honestly think the “betches” who run this site don’t stuff their faces sometimes or actually live by half of the shit on the list? NO.. they obv are full of shit and write this as a joke.
This is hilarious. Anyone saying it’s not probably never gets told they’re starting to look ‘too thin’.
Hello, people. It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.
this is too funny
My guess is that 10% of the people who want this post taken down are recovering Anos and the remaining 90% are fatties. Nvmnd, the former anos are prob fatties now too :/
Seriously, it’s a joke. hahaha and errrbodys freaking out
this is brilliant… i know so many teenage girls that crave this exact attention when in reality they’re just drama queens- not girls with eating disorders. everyone who thinks this is offensive should calm down- it’s not aimed towards anorexic or bulimic girls- it’s targeted at the girls who are snobby and conceited liars dying for the sympathy and jealousy of other snobby and conceited girls. aka betches. relax.
Anyone taking offence to this or being a retard and saying this isn’t funny is probably too fat to realize they should totes start having an eating disorder. It’s a joke. You guys are trying to hard. Stop ruining this for the rest of us and do society and any bro who has to see you naked and stick your fingers down your throat till that cheese burger you just ate comes off your size 6 ass.
I completely agree. Remove this now.
I usually love this site. I have battled an eating disorder for 7 years, and I can usually take the ano and dieting jokes for what they’re intended to be: satire. But the thing is, satire is funny. This is not funny. I don’t give a fuck if people think those who are offended are being all serious and shit. This is offensive and it’s not even well written.
then dont visit the site
bahahha i agree. why are serious non-betches reading this site in the first place???
thank youuu. i eat whatever i want but i’m skinny..this is funny because betches don’t take themselves too seriously (like 98% of people responding to this post)
I dont try to tak your shit seriously, but i was pulled out of school and hospitalized for two months after i read yalls victorias secret post and decided you were actually right…. really not ok. You made me hate myself
a true heifer… or maybe actually anorexic? disgusting
this is so dumb and not at all funny. betches need to start writing better posts. recent posts have been a huge snoozefest.
the betches are just saying what we’re all thinking. what goes through our heads every fucking day when it comes to food/eating. take it or leave it. i love it.
i don’t think you have any business telling any random commenter on here that THEY’RE the ones trying too hard after this number, no offenSe.
this blog is a satire. bad choice of subject? yeah definitely. but it’s people like this complete fucking shitbag wannabe who actually idolize and take the shit the betches blog about seriously. clearly that’s the issue here, not the subject matter.
i’ve struggled with an eating disorder for years and i thought this post was pretty funny.
this post isn’t going to make anyone have an eating disorder….it’s caused by much more than a fucking blog post.
head betches, don’t take this down. loving how you wrote a post clearly designed to blow the comment section the fuck up.
seriously, you sound like a huge fucking idiot. only a true moron would think it’s cool to have an eating disorder because some blog that isn’t even funny told them too. i pity your life.
oh my gosh this was hysterical. actually one of the funniest posts on here i died laughing.
what’s messed up about this, is that each step is completely accurate and exactly what people who suffer with either anorexia or bulimia actually do. someone close to me suffers from both, and while reading this i was just thinking about how she does every single thing mentioned..i kept forgetting that THIS IS A JOKE…that it is telling girls how to act like they have one of these severe diseases, and it is the farthest thing to joke. it is not funny and you guys should be ashamed that you even thought of this, and even more ashamed that you had the shame to post this on the internet.
I dunno what to say about this post. I read it and totally loved it! Saw nothing wrong with it until I read the girls respond. And I remembered oh right I can barely remember a day a haven’t thrown up in over 4 years. Every. Single. Day. But surprisingly my teeth aren’t yellowing. I guess this is why we’re all so Effed up about our bodies. Please don’t make it seem so cool. It’s not it sucks
Betches have been blogging about being ano forever, and they’re not blogging about actually going ano, there blogging about how to pretend too. Like they said, “We’re not saying you should be a scary ano like the people on 60 Minutes specials because we don’t want to like, you know, die.”
I personally thought the snookie one was more offensive, when they talk about her trying to abort her baby with a hanger? Yuck and and yuck.
not very funny…
everyone who thinks this is “disgusting” and “stupid” are all probably fat
Its about the potential harm this article could do to naive readers, or readers with fragile self-image. Regardless of whether or not you find this funny as a reader, posting a satirical (is it really?) article about such a vicious and prevalent problem on such a public and heavily visited site is shockingly reckless, and there is no excuse as to why it happened.
Don’t you think that some readers who are young, depressed, have little self-respect, or any combination of these things might read this and use your glorification of the concern from those around them to justify an eating disorder? Dangerous, and selfish to post this for a few laughs. Which it wouldn’t have gotten even if the material was different, because this is simply poorly written, and doesn’t make sense.
I don’t anyone is hurting those articles feelings.
Anyone who does this shit is trying too hard, and so is this post. We don’t need to seek attention- we naturally get it. This is really insensitive and should be removed ASAP, and you should probably consider issuing an apology.
not betch material. real betches know they’re already fucking perfect already and know they don’t have to try and meet this bullshit criteria
‘site’, not sight.
This is absolutely horrible; eating disorders are not something to be joked about, especially on a website that caters to young women. As someone who normally loves this site, I am so disappointed to see how insensitive and inappropriate this post is. This website reaches so many young women….shameful that this is the message you’re spreading.
You guys are obviously extremely talented and literally can make me die laughing at so many hidden truths in everything you say. But this…this is juvenile…please take this down…I literally just recommended this site to my friends and now I’m embarrassed…this is just a little disgusting..yellowing teeth? Eating disorders are serious diseases, especially among betches, this hits a little too close to home, and we can’t laugh at that. Please take this down.
As someone who loves this site because it’s just too hilarious and usually spot on, this post was pretty messed up and dumb. the post wasn’t even funny, mostly because it is an actual problem and just like the humor was off, but also who actually wants to look hardcore ano anyway? it’s not sexy and its not fun.. and it’s unhealthy. you did mention how great ice coffees though (true).. but still bad post, betches, you should defs delete it.
When I’m pretending to have an eating disorder I like to starve myself for a few days followed by eating a huge meal with friends then yelling at them for trying to sabotage me by asking me to eat with them to make me the fattest friend come summer
I am pretty sure that if you have to “pretend” to have an eating disorder you are mentally unstable…. This is not funny and should be removed. Eating disorders are serious and I completely understand this is a joke website but this is not funny. Younger girls (Middle school/High school) who read this site for fun don’t understand that this isn’t a joke and they can take this post too serious and it can be harmful. This is the last time I read/support this site because it is pathetic and encourages girls to be fake and insecure about their bodies. I don’t care how skinny or how “rich” your family is, this site is the biggest joke and most of the people who write this are middle-class individuals.
Betches do not have concave chests, protruding hip bones, or yellowing teeth. Gross. Betches have awesome tits and sexy bodies. Bros do not find “skinny” girls attractive unless they are pedos who love the bodies of 12 year olds.
Most ridiculous thing I have ever read.
This is absolutely disgusting & the betches should be ashamed of yourselves. I used to be a huge fan of the site, but lately the way things have been going, I’m done. You’re no longer relevant, getting so desperate for material, this post is a prime example of that. You were great before because you used to say what every one else (betches) was thinking - go back to that. You’re blowing it.
First off, I’m an avid Betches fan but nothing about this post is classy or entertaining. Set standards for yourselves.
Secondly, have you ever known anyone with a serious eating disorder? They ruin lives and friendships. They’re not something to be taken lightly, especially considering there may be a younger audience here who does not fully appreciate the satire.
Can the betch (and lets be honest we all know you keep commenting every four minutes) ruining the comment section GTFO. It’s a joke, and it’s fucking hilarious.
Literally, start a charity if you’re this obsessed.
Wow. I am disgusted at this site. Pretending to have an eating disorder? That’s not funny, that’s fucking psychotic!
omg this post is so funny!
Your just pretending duhhhh…. obvii we know who the betches really are!
Usually I find this site funny, this article was written poorly and should of been funnier. With that said, people need to just grow a pair and shut the fuck up. Get over it, if you don’t like the post don’t come on the site, the site is meant I think as a satire. People are overly sensative…this is why society is in the shitter.
This is too far. I don’t think ill be visiting this site again, good job betches do u feel betchy now!!!!? LOL you sick fucks
WAY TOO FAR….you took this post way too fucking far betches. not even funny or clever just fucked up.
“yellowing bulimia teeth.”
girls who are smart will read this and dismiss it. girls who are YOUNG and easy to influence…or just not as smart, will read this and take it to heart.
FYI you can die from bulimia…after just a few times. fucked up shit betches, not okay.
Betches aren’t bulimic. LIke, no
From what I understand this post is in no way making fun of people who ACTUALLY suffer from eating disorders. Rather, this post is poking fun at people who PRETEND to suffer from eating disorders. Instead of being angry at the betches, everyone who has worked themselves up should direct their anger at those people who really do pretend to have a disorder or try to make people think they suffer from either anorexia or bulimia. The ridiculousness of this article does not glorify eating disorders (yellowing bulimic teeth; the whole section about pretending to work out at the gym). This is clearly satire and meant to ridicule people who think eating disorders are desirable. No one will suddenly become ano or bulimic from reading this post. Both of those disorders are psychological and developed over time.
Stop taking everything so seriously.
Has anyone else noticed all the “delete this! be embarrassed!” replies sound like the same person?
It’s fucking sarcasm, pop a xany
the just-graduated-from-undergrad head betches need to remember that 22+ is not the only age group reading this site. Satire is fine all day but an impressionable 15 year old reading this could take it as verbatim… so do us a favor and stop telling them to ‘pretend to be ano’ and ‘drive like an idiot’.
a thick person isn’t going to impress her besties by acting ano. a skinny person is already skinny so what props would she get for being ano? does no one else understand besides being crass this post literally makes no sense? also gross betches. enjoy your yellowing teeth and down-the-road esophagus surgeries. too bad you don’t know how to eat salads and work out 3x a week
oh please don’t flatter them. this definitely needs to be taken down.
har har, oh yea I’m sure all these posts are coming from the same IP address. there are deffff sooo many more mentally unstable people who like to ‘pretend’ to have an eating disorder. one normal sane person is just blowing the comments section up!
You betches are forgetting first time visitors to this site are going to see this piece of shit and go somewhere else. lost this reader
yup. dumbasses have been slow all week and then come out with this piece of shit
You ignorant people obviously don’t understand how hilarious this is… or any of the articles that are posted that get bad raps. It is not pushing anorexia! If you can’t take this website with a sense of humor (or seriously in a “I’m not a t-total bitch, betch is preferred”) kind of way then you probably shouldn’t be reading these articles OR posting pathetic comments. Go back to your desk jobs and enjoy the mediocre life you have ahead of you criticizing things you will never understand.
Now I need a diet coke and a xany, stat. (If you found this last sentence humorous, then you probably get it.)
i mean yeah the post is blatantly fucked, but aside from that, it’s not even funny/entertaining. Fire the wannabe betch on your staff that wrote this crap.
- listen, you clearly haven’t read any of the other posts- because in all reality, it’s also probs not a good idea to drive like an idot or have sex with randos to get back at a pro or make friends feel bad about being povo…but it’s a fn satire…chill out and read Women’s Day or something
i usually love betches love this but this article is absolutely disgusting and insulting to people with eating disorders. ‘Remember, real anorexics think they’re actually fat!’ its a mental illness you assholes dont you get it, this is absolutely disgusting and i’ll never read this site again. You guys should be disgusted with yourselves
most people have made it pretty clear they know this website (and post) is a joke, but this is offensive, period. it’s guaranteed there are people who are suffering with an eating disorder, or know someone who is, that are reading this and are hurt by it.
Calm yourselves. Who the fuck pretends to have an eating disorder for attention? Yea that one crazy fat bitch in high school that decided to tell everyone she was actually super ano.
It’s a joke. Take normal life and times it by extreme… That is this site. Im mean, Im getting the feeling people are actually going into the real world acting exactly like the site portrays a betch. silly girls
Exactly how I saw it! I thought it was funny, having encountered girls like that.
...that’s the point. They making fun of girls who do this, not encouraging it. Like come on, who wants yellow teeth.. is that not a give away.
im bulimic and have been for 8 years…this isn’t funny. who wants to fake an eating disorder? its not something “cool” or something even a betch wants to be. honestly i am bulimic and even i think its disgusting and don’t know why anyone would ever try and make it look like they have it…
I’m having some trouble understanding all the outrage here… I agree that condoning eating disorders is wrong in all regards. Having had experiences with eating disorders (not personally but with a close family member and friends), I understand how serious they are. But really, how many times have “ano” and other similar terms and phrases been thrown around on this website? Why were those references okay while this post isn’t? I think some of the critiques of this post are accurate - it did cross some lines and the writers should be more careful in the future. But this is a line that has been crossed on this website before… so the utter disgust may need to be redirected…
Are you serious? There are people who have AIDS. There are people who have Cancer. There are people who LIE about getting rapped. WHO THE FUCK CARES about people willingly starving themselves to death? If someone wants to not eat or pretend like they don’t eat, I think there are a lot bigger fish to fry.
Don’t you think people who are part of the 99 percent got really offended at the #1 percent? What about people who have dads that hit their moms #Housewivesofbeverlyhills? Please lets not forget about people who have relatives going through a lot of drama in other countries that people HERE are ” not keeping up with the news about”...... Everyone can complain about everything. I think my 13 year old boyfriend’s twin sister would know that if someone’s starving themselves then there probably going to die. You know the best way to combat your roomates problems with her eating disorder? STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO IT and send a letter home to her parents. Attention is what fuels all these disorders AND THAT is the main point of this article. I’m going to not eat dinner now so my besties think I’m headed towards a size 00 ( even though I"m really going to eat dinner later when no ones watching. I just want to know my friends care about me and like the idea of everyone panicking that I"m going to be super skinny in)
So I was under the impression that being a betch was about being effortlessly perfect, and its way more betchy to order a burger and fries, making everyone wonder how the fuck you stay so skinny. I mean, duh, I eat until I’m fucking mostly full and I don’t pig the fuck out when people aren’t looking. People are jealous of betches because we can do things they can’t, like eat fucking mashed potatoes and have a killer bod.
And yellow teeth, well thats just gross. #usesomefuckingwhitestrips
Completely agree. This shit would fly on a proAna or ProMia Forum…didn’t expect to find it here.
This is just stupid. Not even funny. If you’re going to offend people, at least do it well.
this is disturbing. my sister is bulemic and has been to rehab 3 times already. If you think that this is the way to become a betch then you are all fucked up and twisted. Check out Remuda, thats where you need to go.
you people are unbelievably fucked up. ive liked majority of the things ive seen on this site but this is too far. you arent betches, youre bat shit crazy bitches.
Reading this with a severe eating disorder might make my perspective different than others. I’m in treatment now trying to overcome it, but it had gotten really bad (hospitalization esq shit). people are right, this website doesnt go for the truth in things—just looking at previous posts proves its going for satire. the really fucked up part in all of this is that its completely true, and I think that should be seen. When someone says “you look soo ano today” it actually is really nice to hear, which is extremely fucked up. i think the part of the post that says “We’re not saying you should be a scary ano like the people on 60 Minutes specials because we don’t want to like, you know, die” is what makes it all ok for me. but then it proceeds to say, “those are people we talk shit about”, and thats where i think the line is crossed. but the people who write this stuff point out common occurrence in society and what people really think, and that just shows how fucked up we really are.
Are you serious? You’re an idiot. It’s a mental disorder. Just like people who suffer from bipolar disorder, depression, etc, it’s something that’s hard to control and their distorted views that cause them to act this way cannot be helped (until they get help).
And you consider people lying about getting raped as an issue? Well this post is supporting girls to lie about suffering from a very serious disorder. If you look around, you’ll see that eating disorders are a pretty big “fish to fry” in our society, as well.
worst. post. ever.
satire: the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
Let’s be serious, this article is quite lame but the people who are taking it seriously are lame-er. Who the fuck cares it’s all humour
I am in agreeance with the other hundred comments….this was in very bad taste. Not entertaining or humorous at all. Like I said, very distasteful. Where is your class, betches?
Yeah guys, sure it’s not politically correct. Only nice girls get sp easy offended. Social critique+humor=satire. Straight from an english lecture. Fucking duh.
its people like you making comments like this that make these types of posts inappropriate because actual mature human beings can read it and think, “okay, maybe they took it too far but it is supposed to be a joke.” It is people like you that take this shit and site like this far too seriously. Like, Anyone taking offence to this or being a retard and saying this isn’t funny is probably too fat to realize they should totes start having an eating disorder” -WHAT?! if you actually believe this comment you are delusional and are not the one taking this site as satire. Grow up.
Thank you. Finally a worthy comment. So true hahaha
Exactly. Couldn’t agree more. What makes it not funny is the fact that it’s true. A lot of my friends pretend they have ED’s, but almost half of them, including myself, have actually been diagnosed with one. Write what you want but remember who your target audience is.
I’m disappointed to say it, but the betches lost their class.
ha, true. I just lost a lot of respect….
This isnt funny…. I dont care about being offensive but I came here to laugh…
I’m Anorexic and I love your site. This is a piece of shit.
JUST LIKE NOONE FEELS BAD FOR THE RICH SPOILED GIRL NO ONE FEELS BAD FOR AN ANO. Depression and bipolar disorder are commonly recognized to exist THROUGH OUT THE WORLD. Anorexia is MAINLY just in America. Usually these anorexics are put in a luny bin before they get a chance to die from starvation. You sometimes don’t catch a bipolar disorder or depressive person soon before they jump off a bridge or swallow 234 pills. THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE. Not saying these anos should switch their technique in getting someone to notice that they’re sad, but they don’t need it to be considered blasphemy if someone cracks a joke about their kind. All of you should go to a fucking support group in a church basement and LEAVE BETCHES ALONE! LEAVE BETCEHS ALONE! LEAVE BETCHES ALONE! LEAVE BETCHES ALONE!
This post is hilar! Its true though…losing weight is never really fulfilling until someone thinkes you’ve gone rexic! <3 u betches! anyone who has a problem with this is just too fat to get away with people thinking she could possibly be rexic or bolimic….sucks for them, instead of posting hater comments while chowing down on orero’s take a trip to the gym….or two
These disorders are nothing to joke about, and don’t make fun of the disorders until you’ve walked a day in someone’s shoes who has had to suffer through the life altering challenges that anorexia and bulimia bring.
Yepppp.love being blessed with skinny genes…sucks when you have to try so hard…
bolimic? Hahah okay…stop trying so hard babe…coming from someone who’s told to eat a burger on the daily, its pretty pathetic to pretend or want to have an eating disorder..have fun killing yourself over eating an oreo, I’ll be stuffing my face with whatever the fuck I want and never gain a pound. Xoxoxo
Found this hysterical since as an eating disorder recovered girl, I have to admit those were all the things I tried to hide well so no one knew I was sick! The satire is on point. Guys you gotta learn sarcasm and stop taking a site full of silly things we encounter on a daily basis so seriously!
Looking at the commenters and those that write to “Dear Betch”, there are some people that take this site waaaay too seriously and will definitely follow this advice. The thing about anorexia is that it is a behavioral disorder, not chemical. So in laymen’s terms, by “pretending to be ano” you have a chance at becoming one. Hell, how can you not get an eating disorder if you put that much thought into not eating. You obviously do not want yellow teeth or for people to talk about you badly but some girls don’t know that. I am not saying that weight shouldn’t be discussed here but promoting anorexia is not the way to do it. What about topics like trying to find the most expensive diet or bottled water, trying to determine if your Pilates instructor is gay, using working out as an excuse for everything or mastering the art of complaining about your gym thats membership fee is worth an out-of-state college tuition. Embrace talking about diets and weight… just not this way.
Dumb bitch ^
I feel like all the people who actually think this post is funny have never had an eating disorder, and don’t know how seriously fucked up they are. As much as I love this site, thumbs down for this post.
PS- get rid of the interns. Their writing isn’t funny and they really suck at life.
if you sometimes read these posts and think to yourself, hey being anorexic is starting to sound like something i should consider doing, then STOP READING. IMMEDIATELY. and see a doctor.
i don’t think this post needs to be deleted at all!!!! the betches should be able to write whatever they want, controversial or not. it’s the readers who can choose to keep reading and whether to be offended. so exercise that choice people and accept the site as a complete and utter satire (it’s so obvious that it is ugh) or GTFO
this is so true…if you don’t sometimes play the ano card you’re clearly not a betch…
Everyone needs to fucking calm down and have a kale smoothie with a xanax booster.
youre actually a fucking idiot so shut up
Bullshit, it’s not true that anorexia is manly in the US.
Bullshit, it’s not true that no one feels bad for an ano: if you actually don’t, then you’re ignorant (if you know what it’s all about and what it’s like to have such problems you would care) or just stupid and superficial.
Since you’re probably ignorant I’ll try to explain how does the all thing start: there’s a girl who for some reason wants to be better than how she is, and so she start to work on the skills and in the fields that society define as important: school, friends and beauty. The latter is, in the Western world, basically a sinonymus of “skinny” and so this is the direction of the girl’s effort. Not everybody walk this path though: you need a great willpower, because starve yourself is something unnatural. Those who can actually do it are doomed to keep going, because “perfection” is never to be reached. Here comes in depression, because no matter how much you work you just can’t make it.
As you see, anorexia and depression goes together, and after a certain point, the point in which you realize unconsciously (you will never admit it or else it would mean that everything you did was wrong and that you are not what society wants you to be, but something different and, so, a failure) that is impossible, anorexia just becomes the external side of a deeper depression.
I hope now you’ll see anorexia as a problem and not as “people willingly starving themselves”. If not, I hope you’re daughter will suffer from it and then you’ll realize what you’re too arrogant and superficial to consider now.
well i like the post.. fuck the haters… i miss my size 24 hudson jeans and will follow these steps to make sure i fit into them before going abroad next month… with zero muffin top… also its passover jewish girls… you’re actually not aloud to eat carbs this week.. then just pretend the next week “you’re over them” or you get stomach aches now from eating any morsel of bread… effin douches taking this too seriously. i wouldnt invite any of u to my pregame
Learn it. Live it. Love it.
This one could have been a bit funnier though.
This is awesome. Hell ya betches! Fuck the haters they’re all jeal…cows.
I would totally take this down. Not because I actually care but because it only takes one news network having a slow news week and suddenly your in the target of some anti-anorexia movement. One bad post and the next thing you know your the Lindsay Lohan of blogs.
I never comment on these things, but you definitely took this way too far. This is a disgusting post.
this.is.perfect. i cant emphasize enough how much this relates to my group of friends & me… but really.
I love this site, and the previous references to eating disorders, starving yourself, replacing meals with alcohol and froyo, etc. were all funny because they were the “punch line” in a sense.
THIS post, however, is literally explaining how to accomplish having an eating disorder and how to hide it successfully. That’s not funny…I meannn I’ll laugh at a joke about starving or counting the calories in a fucking Splenda packet but this is the exact same thing that Pro-Ana sites talk about: how to motiviate yourself to starve and how to lie to your friends and fam about it.
You’re beating a dead horse. The anaroexic/bulemic jokes were funny several posts ago, they don’t need to be explained in further detail to the point where 90% of your readers are cringing while trying to laugh.
this is fucking funny. its funny and its betchy. if you dont like this get the fuck off the site and go get a life. like seriously. you people who take all of this so seriously…. i can’t even.
Why is it that everything ever written on this site mentions not eating, being skinny, getting attention, etc. but the second they make this article everyone FREAKS THE FUCK OUT? It’s no different than anything they’ve ever posted, so if you’re going to take it seriously, then you don’t really belong on this site in the first place.
that tiny part where THIS ENTIRE SITE is satire and makes fun of girls who do this
wow I don’t even know where to begin with the post above me. First of all, girls have DIED from anorexia, so yes it is a serious issue. In my high school there were several girls who were hospitalized bc of anorexia. One of the major problems is that your heart rate gets too low (30 beats per minute awake, lower when you are asleep), so it could just stop beating in your sleep. That is part of the reason that when you are in the hospital anurse/doctor is watching you 24/7 ... to make sure you are still alive. Another part of the problem is that people don’t really recognize that it is a mental issue, they think its just another girl dieting to be skinny but it is NOT the same at all. It is horrible.
That being said, I don’t really find this post offensive. It’s satire. The only problem is that I think more betches are trying to convince people that they DON’T have an eating disorder.
It’s funny bc most of the comments on here complaining about this post are most likely from people that are insecure about themselves. If you actually read this site, and understood what a JOKE was, you wouldn’t be so pissed. Chill out and laugh a little, or just like, don’t read things you hate? This post is not the reason girls are ano, it’s a social commentary clearly making fun of the sitch. Grow up.
Peace out betches, I still love you
true but this one wasnt even funny in the first place
That sounds like a personal problem. Next time don’t share.
Fuckin right. Save your sob stories for your pillow or your therapist. We don’t care.
This is the BEST post ever written by betches. LOOOOOVE!!!! All you bitches can get over it
Do you people really expect a site called “Betches Love This” to be the classiest of websites? It’s satire. Have a xanax and take a nap.
i’m gonna go ahead and try and summarize what i hope people are trying to say/this is what i think…
idea/concept is dead-on. after a week of barely eating (for whatever reason - let’s be real, there are more reasons to not eat than to eat) and someone accuses you, “haha omg are you like becoming anorexic? you are becoming SO tiny!!” at first you’re like “omg did the bitch just accuse me of being anorexic?” and then you’re like, “wait…she accused me of being anorexic, i must look super skins, fuck yeah.” we’ve all been there. that feeling fucking rules.
execution not your finest. like i said the idea/concept is 100% true, but i feel like maybe you could have been a bit more thoughtful or whatever. could’ve been funnier AND EDs are also a touchy subject. honestly though…when did everyone on this site get feelings? actually, i’ll go even further with that…when did the majority of the people on this site LOSE THEIR FUCKING PERSONALITIES?
i thought being a betch was not worrying about what nonbetches think about you….. i’m not about to waste my precious partying time hitting fake 2 a days at the gym. please…. class it up
i used to think people with anorexia shouldn’t be felt bad for; it’s their own fault. but my cousin has been suffering with it for the past 12 years and is practically dead. she’s 24 and weighs 60 pounds. it’s torn up our entire family and the fact that she can’t simply “get better” is hard to wrap my head around. it’s a really serious mental disease. even if this article was supposed to be a joke, it makes a big difference when you actually see someone you love go through it.
bitches, calm the fuck down. it’s hilarious.
well i thought it was funny…
I have an eating disorder and seriously, who can wish to have that disease? After spending several weeks at the hospital, attending therapies, etc. don’t tell me that it’s “cool” to look like you have this mental illness. WOW.
let’s all comment about how a purely satirical piece “offended” all of you. Find real things to care about and stop bitching about nothing
Hahaha this rocked, so many pissed fat bitches ^^^
This post went a little too far… talking about pretending to be ano is one thing but actually giving directions to do it is another thing… plus no one wants yellow teeth… where did ya’ll pull that from?? ew.
What kind of person would go out of their way to say something so cruel and personal to that comment? Seriously heartless. I know it’s the internet but real people type these things, you know.
I laughed so fucking hard. Starting immediately.
I can drink alcohol in front you betches because it’s a FUCKING LIQUID CLEANSE