18 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. The Betches says:

    apparently he has a girlfriend. Read that shit in the article about him being an alcoholic (please were drunks not alcoholics because they go to meetings and i have better things to do)

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  2. The Betches says:

    Meh, stick to what you’re good at; shallow materialism. “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stoned”? Really? Oh, hey there 2003, haven’t seen you in a while…
    yawn. plus everyone knows you betches can’t actually read / won’t pick up anything that isn’t some sort of magazine or autobiographical tripe by a celebrity.

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  3. The Betches says:

    why the fuck are you reading this if you’re a hater? get a life loser

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  4. The Betches says:

    Daniel radcliff is deff doing madd blow off strippers as we speak. Who cares if hes gay. Kids got bank.

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  5. The Betches says:

    First betch post I actually refuse/have absolutely no desire to read. Harry Potter? Really? Worse than all of those sorority posts way back when.

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  6. The Betches says:

    Somebody wants to act like she’s cool when really she’s just a bitch who got cut from sorority recruitment. So sad. So delusional.

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  7. The Betches says:

    With a few exceptions, being a betch and being a gdi are pretty mutually exclusive things. Sorry you didn’t get a bid.

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  8. The Betches says:

    “Then there’s the fact that standing in line on a Thursday night to see any movie isn’t betchy because it means you a) care too much and b) aren’t drunk.”

    Pretty sure me and my betches went out for cosmos before the midnight premiere of Sex and the City (obvi 1, not 2). Def cared. Def was drunk.

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  9. The Betches says:

    What most of wanted but never got to find out was whether or not Hermione takes it up the bum – now that would make for a great Patronus shape.

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  10. The Betches says:

    Yet another thing you betches should never blog about literature and music..

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  11. The Betches says:

    its obvious you saw the movie within the first 2 days of it being out and even more obvious you never even read the books….very unbetchy since your claims dont even make sense. slytherin is the betchiest house though.

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  12. The Betches says:

    Everyone fucking loves Harry Potter. It’s a fact. Of course, the betch that I am, I never read the books- but the movies provide quality entertainment and I had to get in on Robert Pattinson in the Goblet of Fire. Plus, I fucking love Emma Watson (even though she’s a GDI, she is the face of Burberry in Europe and that’s pretty betchy).

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  13. The Betches says:

    He’s not gay. We’re just besties.

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  14. The Betches says:

    harry potter is awesome. maybe it’s not betchy but it is awesome. it’s something important and defining from many childhoods. yes, betches were children once. also, the books are great, and anyone who disagrees and just jumped on the bandwagon is a wannabe or a dud, so not a betch. and the movies are trippy high

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  15. The Betches says:

    This banter is fierce. As a long time lover of HP, I can attest that while I have a special place in my heart for harry and the gang, betches bring up some good points….hermione? not so much on her game in this last film. youre telling me she brought a fucking tent in a magical bag but didnt bring enough alcohol to induce atleast several random hookups? everyone knows betches dont go on camping trips because they love nature, they go because it’s a good excuse to hook up with bros while using the excuse “it doesnt count if we’re in the middle of the fucking woods, what else is there to do?” while pretending that no one else can hear you doing it from the sleeping bag over.

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  16. The Betches says:

    hhahaha that picture of daniel looks so fake and so funny

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  17. S.G says:

    I have to say that you betches are usually right on the ball about mostly everything but Harry Potter is a smoke show.

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  18. xmdchplove says:

    I read this article and this made me delve further into this Harry Potter gay atmosphere. Wouldn’t it make sense if Voldemort was gay? I mean he had no lover. Bellatrix Lestrange was obsessively in love with him, but did he hit that? Absolutely not! He killed the only man that he loved - Dumbledore. He “feared” Dumbledore, possibly because he had more feelings towards him. And get this, he makes the Death Eaters club, filled with mainly men who do his dirty work for him and maybe more? Then get this, Professor Slughorn [HORN] because his favorite professor….hm, no mention of Slughorn’s love life…..in Slytherin…..possibly it makes sense the the greatest wizard, Albus Dumbledore and the darkest wizard, Lord Voldemort were gay.

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