BETCHES LOVE THIS

This was right on the money!!!!

redeemed after that L.A. trash.

You spelled branch* wrong. Otherwise, great job betches. NYC for life.

Best (or worst?) part of NYC-the $20 mani. Sure it’s cheaper but we hate cheap.

looooooooooooveeeeee itttttttttttttt

couldn’t have said it better myself.. my thoughts exactly! so proud to be a new york bitch forever☺

I’m not knocking NYC or LA but seriously Chicago is as betch as it gets! And our entire city/burbs are swarming with #pros

I’ve lived in NYC my entire life. Manicures START at $20 and only go up from there.

betch* never willingly refer to yourself as a bitch, idiot

la is ny gone ano, on xanax with medicinal mj prescription and a tan.

“Well, at least for another 6 months until these clubs suck and become infested with dirty internationals or annexed by the Jews of Long Island in their high-waisted skirts and Chrome Hearts necklaces.”

So true. Clubs go bad so fast and totally not betchy after the 6 month mark. And right on the dot with the Jews from Long Island, totez trying to hard to be betchez.

its similar to nyc, but cleaner and with a legit lake shore.

pretty good..except real nyc betches know the gansevoort is O-V-E-R.

I’d say Convent of the Sacred Heart 91st street.  Everyone knows those girls are betches…

armenian betch got a little mad about this one.  have you been to the city?

wonder how much the betches were paid to put that ad in?

“NYC also doesn’t deserve a 10 due to the fact that everyone in New York #36 works so fucking hard. Like this isn’t LA where you’re dating an aspiring actor with family money who only works three hours a week. Betches hate doing work. This is New York where the banker or lawyer you’re dating works all the fucking time,...”

Haha that’s fucking funny. I live in LA and half of the peoples parents I know GREW UP on the east coast, went to school out in LA or got a job in LA and never moved back! Once you live in LA, you won’t want to ever move back to NY (wise words from my dad, who happens to be a banker).

Are the kids from NYC PREP betches?

do you live in a bubble

LOLOLOL abs. not

WOW this is alright i guess but get your facts straight NYC betches contemplate moving to scarsdale yes but what old westbury?? no try greenwich or rye. ALSO betches go to Convent of the Sacred Heart at 91st or Chapin fucking DUH. And no madison, I have met the NYC Prep kids taylors a hipster and the others arent important , the guys are betchier.

so glad we determined that the jews from li are not betches. ew.

Is this joke…chicago is most def not betchy….at all. Its a wanna be rage capital. Plus lake<ocean. End of story

the betches who created this site are not city betches

Gansevoort meatpacking SO over…. Gansevoort On Park = still chill.

ok head betches, loveee the NYC post (lol’d at the armenian taxi driver mention—sucks to suck kim k) but you NEED to do a post on boarding school, like yesterday. i went to boarding school and that is obv where the most affluent betches are educated and where future #pros and #trophywives are bred..i mean i went to school with politicians’ kids and fucking billionaires. this is where the trust fund babies learn manners, decorum and how to snort adderall since cocaine is strictly verboten in the dorms #ugh. for those of you who went to regular (cough, poor) high school you do not know what drama is…you just don’t. boarding school is like gossip girl and cruel intentions on crack and only the betchiest survive.

worst crowd

scarsdale and old westbury???? fuck no.

Agreeeedddd. Annoying bitches.

you sound like an idiot. stop trying so hard.

sweetie…clearly youre just jealous and obv went to public school. sorry that youre poor and uneducated! oh and probably fugly.

i want a post on gossip girl!

The Betches must be dull and lack depth as human beings!  This materialiastic, depth lacking article is pathetic and the worst representation of women in general. So you wanna be Betches or so called Betch get a job and stop feeding off rich men. In societies you are all low hanging fruit! You are nothing but decoration at the parties you so desperately seek. Yes you may be on some old rich mans plane flying to the Hamptons, but how does it feel when you land and the rich old man pops his viagra! Then the Betch has to pay for all the nonsense she speaks of! Betches get in touch with reality.

youre all idiots

How is that possible? I can get a mani pedi for 15 dollars on the island

this post is horrible. i thought the head betches might be from new york but its now confirmed that they aren’t because 1. no betches come from dalton and 2. just no, this is so wrong. ugh

Yea, NYU has tons of weirdos and hipsters, but also the betchiest betches of them all. It’s one of the most expensive schools in the country, so we’re all rich. Its within walking distance of like 20 froyo places AND the best places to shop.We’re smart, hot, and pros at #not fucking bros.
But other than that, love the post. It made me raise and #eyebrow. Congrats.

New York is amazing thats that. and to be honest celebrities get their style from us.. xoxo

ps dont even fuck around, trying to compare any city to New York.. its not funny. I wasnt laughing. that is all. bye

A betch at NYU knows to hang around all the pros at Stern and get invited to Columbia frat parties. Fucking duh.

it’s “you’re”. that education seems to really be working for you.

also.. boarding school is NOT like gossip girl OR cruel intentions. stop being such a poser. good luck playing warcraft and jerking your lady wood to ross on friends.

you forgot Fieldston
all the stoner betches go there
duh

“The Island” is not nyc. Nyc is Manhattan. Like, hello. Don’t speak. #byegirl

.....no. Visited a friend in chicago and bumped into someone and they said “sorry”. I’m not even sure what that word means but it wasn’t betchy like at all there.

I expect Miami to be next, def with a high rating.
Latin betches may be the most dramatic of them all

Could not agree more!

pros at stern are unacceptable until fully graduated and millionaires, and ew, really? columbia frat parties? the girls are fugly as eff and the guys have no game, were virgins until their freshman years of college (or still are and will be, therefore living out “the 40 yr old virgin” in real life), and just ew. NYU girls are fugly too. Everyone knows that. Just stop trying. You’re embarrassing yourself and all of the NYU population. I mean, that is if fugly girls get embarrassed? I think they’re used to it though, so I dunno. woops. Sorry I’m not sorry.

SCARSDALE…REPRESENT!
Living in Manhattan post-grad, get married, move to Scarsdale when it’s time for the babies to pop out. #repeatingthecycle

Agreed. This betch knows how it’s done.

although “the island” is not Manhattan by any means, this is also false.  Nice manicures start around 10.

there already is one fucking duh, amateur

gotta agree with other comments above… this post is seriously lacking. do better research next time, or preferably… get some fugly girl to do better research for you.  Also, don’t you realize that probably 80% of betches in manhattan and surrounding areas (as in rich suburbs… not other boroughs… yuck) are jewish? the nyc betch IS jewish. her existence is predicated by the size and expense of her bat mitzvah (till she marries a pro and pops out her own kids, at which point her existence is predicated by the size and expense of her kids’ bat/bar mitzvahs). so please, get this shit right next time. thanks.

You’re just jealous that your only source of alcohol comes from svedka handles and frat kegs, while NYU betches take shots of patron paid for by our “soon-to-be” pros (who already have jobs that pay more than your poor daddy’s does) at the most exclusive bars and clubs.

You can go eat your feelings now at the gross ass dining halls. Sushi Samba won’t miss your fugly ass.

I like, had to take the subway once. Worst experience ever. People literally like, come up and TALK to you asking for money and other bullshit for their “children” or “mother” but really they’re just asking for CMC (crystal-meth cash).

The betches are obviously not from the city. It sounds like you just looked up bars and clubs that are currently “cool”, but like you said, all those places were so “six months ago”. Get your facts fucking straight before you hate on New York. Being ignorant, so not betchy.

ha. no true betch would ever date someone old, no matter how fucking rich he is. that’s for ugly girls… fucking duh. please, go elsewhere; perhaps the Rachel Maddow show has an open position for you. you clearly don’t understand.

Seriously, couldn’t agree more.  I always assumed the writers of this site were from nyc, but it’s obvious they’re not due to the inaccuracy of this post.  And Chrome Hearts necklaces are only worn by guidettes, never a Jew, and most certainly not a betch.  Ew.

Also, for the record…religion doesn’t matter when you’re a betch.  If you’re not spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to throw a bat mitzvah party, there’s a good chance you’re spending the same amount for a sweet sixteen.  Both involve being the center of attention and looking pretty and skinny (even more so than usual).  Jewish, Catholic, Christian, whatever…a betch is a betch no matter what holiday she celebrates.  Fucking duh.

you guys are such idiots.  so stupid, i’d expect better from you guys regarding every aspect of this post.  this post is slacking majorly (as is the rest of the site lately) and your references are all off.  its funny that you guys claim to be betches but can’t even get a post right about one of the betchiest cities (if not the betchiest) in the world.  kinda sad, but it seems your glory days are over.  over it, next…...

that you think I even go to frat parties? They only exist at columbia and nyu. and they’re effing nasty too. Svedka? hunny please. Like everyone takes shots of patron. Tell me when you put on your big girl panties and can afford moet and dom. Oh and tell me when you can pay for it on your own (or with daddys money) since clearly you cant do that you have to sleep with gross young guys who are unexperienced so they can buy you a few shots because YOUR poor daddy can’t afford to give you a daily allowance. Now that’s awkward.. you’re pathetic. I couldn’t even tell you what the inside of a dining hall looks like, but oh wait, you could, cause NYU has those nasty million-carb, aids infested things.

Oh and everyone knows that Sushi Samba is over. Call me when you can or daddy can afford nobu, lavo, or koi, not your pro-wannabes. Amateur.

Ps. NYU betches certainly are not hanging out taking shots of patron at the most exclusive bars and clubs. You have no idea how to play in the big leagues. You all are too busy buying your fedoras and visiting brooklyn art galleries like you’re effing jenny humphrey or something. And I think we all know how that one ended.

Tell me when you can even get a TABLE for DINNER at lavo, beauty and essex, or the darby.

Oh and you’re probably originally bridge and tunnel. Gag.

The walls of NYU are built out of wannabes.  But it’s not even worth talking about.  What it comes down to is that there are a shit ton of really wonderfully, glamourous, historic places to get fucked up at in New York, including a handful of gorge upper east side, old hotels.  The meat packing is so gross, club wise.  I just got back from NY (I live in LA, and used to split my time between both but now I’m chilling because I met a hot pro and I’m getting married. Mish. Accomp)... and I have to say, the “economic crisis” has sort of kicked the party scene in the balls in NY.  Shit was closing at 2 a.m., and the scene was oh-so blah.  Everyone is fucking stressed out and working 24/7.  I was tres fucking thrilled to get back on the plane to LA and pop a Xanny.  Or three.  The point here is this- unless you are the .000000005% of real betches, you don’t know what is hot in every major metropolitan area because you can’t be there/don’t have friends there consistently.  We all know that shit’s only “in” for a matter of like days now.  But finally, even when a super legit betch knows what’s good in every hub- she would never broadcast that shit.

literally read my mind

i guess i struck a nerve… way to show like you don’t care

Sounds like someone got rejected from NYU…

Betches forgot where all of us whose money wasn’t made after 1950 go…boarding school. It’s difficult to get much betchier than boarding school in New England, especially if you’re from the city. It doesn’t even violate #107 not branching out because all the best betches from the city go to the same elite schools as you do. Boarding school post? Ciao, betches.

EW you’re a joke. Sternie grad students, fucking duh. And NYU girls are fugly? Don’t be bitter just because you didn’t get in and are slumming at like SUNY or Pace or wherever dumb betches go.

that sounds so specific…oh, is that what you do in your spare time? stop being a jealous hater and bow down, public school povo.

aw thanks for correcting my spelling. it’s good practice for when you’re working as a secretary for a hot betch like me. i try to do as little work as possible, so although i do know how to spell (thanks to my private school education).. an apostrophe here and there seems tedious. but thanks again dowdy book worm! xo

ive lived in NYC my entire life too, and there are manis for 10 bucks like everywhere else - the bitches who think its cool w exåensive stuff and spending a lot of money, are such try-hards. a true new yorker knows where to go, only the dumb tourists fall in the $30 mani trap

But they just end up partying with the kids from Riverdale, Horace Mann, and Dalton because otherwise they’d never find boys.

In Connecticut a manicure is about $15-20.  We may all have different versions of “nice” then…

Are so low class they have nothing better to do then to Sext and Tom Kelly the Head of the School enjoys looking at the photos when he can!

All the Ny upper east siders are ivy legacies why would they go to NYU if their my parents funded half the buildings at harvard also maybe you know people who went to the “hill schools” ex. horace man and riverdale but betches go to boarding schools and upper east side schools from what i know…..duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

haha totes agree. a real nyc betch knows the immigrant chinese ladies will NOT charge close to $20 for a manicure…

LOL TRUE

Chicago is obvs the betchiest. If you disagree than you haven’t been here or you visited with losers who didn’t know where to go. LA & NYC are like 90% tourists and wannabes who TTH because that’s where poor people who want to be famous move, and both are filled with stupid tourist things like those squares with handprints and the statue of liberty. Chicago is like an exclusive club because we’re the only big city that obvs can’t be bothered doing tourist shit that attracts families of 5 to clog the sidewalks. That’s also why it has wayyyy less wackjobs and homeless people because no tourists=no money for them. We have a lake front and pier like LA (who cares about the difference between lakes and oceans besides science nerds? we just need a pretty place to tan- betches don’t actually go in the water) and we have ahmazing nightlife and shopping like NYC. Also our taxes are like ridic high so it keeps the poor people out and only leaves room for pros. Anything NYC or LA does, we do better, cleaner, and with fewer tourists, immigrants, and dirty bums.

15 dollar mani/pedis don’t exist except for in third world countries.

whoever wrote this has exactly zero friends from new york

Chiacago doesnt have as many tourists as NYC because NO ONE wants to be there. People come here to become famous because its where all the famous and important people are. Your shopping areas and night life come no where close to those of NY. Such not a betchy city ......

Betch stands for bitch, right?